Meghan Markle [23]


Birthdays and anniversaries. Christmas and Easter. Black History Month and Pride Month. They roll around with monotonous regularly. So do cuntings for Meghan ‘Duchess of Skankex’ Markle (and lets’s not forget her halfwit husband the Dook). So no apologies from me for having another go at these two cunts. They fucking ask for it. It’s a shot at an open goal.

So what’s the Mistress of Montecito done this time? Well I’m sure that by now, you’ve all seen the delightful video put out on soshull meeja by Meagain, showing her and Ginger Nut supposedly in a hospital delivery room, twerking in an effort to induce Her Magnificentness to go into labour. It features the lady of the moment gyrating around with what looks like a huge sack of spuds up her jumper, then opening her legs and squatting down in a manner that demonstrates her class to the world. Quality stuff Meagain. As for cockhead Ginger Nut’s efforts, well least said, soonest mended;

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Now this bit of film was, we’re told, put up to celebrate the fourth birthday of their daughter Lilibet. Typically it ended up being all about Migraine herself as usual. ‘Me, me, look at me!’ They say that the internet never forgets, and you can imagine the poor kid cringing in shame when she sees this at some point in the future.

Naturally it’s also poured petrol on the fire as far as the ‘surrogate’ pregnancy story goes. ‘What’s she doing shaking her arse in that little black number in a hospital?’ demanded the wife, going straight for the detail as millions of women have done. ‘They immediately put you into a hospital gown. And when I was at that stage, all I could do was lie back on the bed and groan in misery, and try not to tangle the cables of the monitors I was wired up to’. Quite so.

They do say that no publicity is bad publicity, but given the extent of the backlash, I’d say that Her Duchessness has properly shot herself in the foot on this one; blown it clean off, in fact. She hasn’t just embarrassed herself and her twat of a husband, she’s reduced the pair of them to the status of laughing stock. Goodness only knows what ‘South Park’ will do to them for this. ‘World Wide Privacy Tour’ indeed!

Royal commentator Lady Colin Campbell summed it all up when she called the hapless Meghan ‘a scrubber’. That’s her; a day late and a dollar short. Katie Price but with less class. There’s no substitute for quality, and Markle’s certainly no substitute for it.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Meghan Markle [14]


Me-gain Markle is an attention seeking cunt, I bet this gold digging slapper was booking her plain ticket to Texas as soon as she heard the news that a shooting masicer had begun, muck like Adelle at Grenfall or Lilly the mong in Calais, these fuckers love a disaster and an opportunity to try and look like caring, supporting, gentle people.

The reality is jthese fuckers just see it as a chance to be on the news and gain a little good publicity, whilst looking like a hero, I don’t believe a millisecond of it, Megain is just a desperate, attention seeking F list ex actress who is now only famous for bagging the Ginger fuckmonkey and breaking up families.

She gives not a single flying fuck about the kids that were gunned down, just about forwarding her profile, what a cunt.

Vanity Fair Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Seconded by: Minge Juice Bottler

I would like to second this cunting. The media are also cunts for aiding and abetting this fraud.

“Meghan Markle fought back tears at a makeshift memorial for the 19 pupils and 2 teachers killed during Tuesday’s Texas school shooting. The former actress, 40, laid a bouquet of white roses during her low key (LOL!) visit on Thursday. The Duchess made the trip in a personal capacity as a mother, her spokesperson said, adding that she wanted to give her condolences and support in person.” Yuck, yuck and triple yuck!

Mirror News Link

Are there no depths to which this money grubbing publicity hound will not sink?

Meghan Markle [3]

Megan Markle is without doubt a vulgar cardboard cut-out cunt with illusions of grandeur – but as they say, the enemy of your enemy is your friend!

I’m sure bare-faced, brazen ambition is a useful commodity in Hollywood, but to those insulated, horse faced Royals, a trashy, loud American is about as welcome as AIDs…Oh, and did I mention she is half-caste? I’d pay a grand just to see the look on that ignorant cunt the Duke of Edinburgh’s boat race!
That said a Princess is supposed to show demure innocence and integrity whereas that greedy cunt’s quest for old illegitimate ginger nob has been done with the subtlety of a guided missile. Clearly having failed miserably to make a mark on Hollywood, the next best thing is to get knocked up by a Royal and hang onto their coat tails instead.

As Alexander O’Neil’s song goes; “If a woman could be counterfeit, then you’d be IT”

Nominated by Knuckle Butty