Liverpool FC [3] and Jurgen Klopp [2]


Liverpool FC and Bitter Jürgen the German

Last night (28 May, 2022) saw Real Madrid defeat Liverpool 1-0 in the Champions League Final.

I waited for Klopp’s bitter interview in his passive, aggressive fashion and he didn’t disappoint. Digs at Real’s ‘long balls’, their ‘defensive tactics’ and two ‘poor decisions’.

In other words, they parked the bus, we’re better than them and the ref was shite. Well, if he means the goal Real scored and got (wrongly in my opinion) disallowed, then I agree. I doubt he meant that though.

It’s his grinning, smiling ‘Nice Guy ‘ attitude while being a bitter cunt that fucks me off. At least Ferguson and Wenger would be bitter with bitter faces and angry voices, not this fake smiley shit while spouting vitriol. And what is it with Liverpool FC and ridiculous, brilliantine white nashers?

Anyway, I also saw the scousers still haven’t learned and still turn up to big games with fake or no tickets. The cheeky fucking cunts are now ‘demanding’ an investigation into why there was a delayed kick off and some fans (getting lary with the rozzers) got teargassed.

Well, it’s because loads of your ‘best fans in the world lah’ fans turned up with snide tickets and caused delays at turnstiles. They then kicked off it seems, as did others pushing to get in (hmmm…never their fault remember?) and got gassed.

This shit always happens around their fans it seems.

It’s obviously racism against scousers, innit lah? I blame dat dere Maggy Thatcher.
Liverpool FC were also the club who instigated the take the knee shite in the Premier League.

Boo boo for Hillsborough but don’t mention Heysel lah.

Fuck off.

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/61619831

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

(Note. This will be the last Liverpool FC-related nom for awhile, unless something really catastrophic happens! – Day Admin)

Liverpool

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There are some great cities, but I can’t say the same about Liverpool, having been pissed on by drunken scousers one wet night as I lay in my sleeping bag queuing for a passport back in 1981.

Liverpool deserves cunting not just because I was soaked in scouse-piss, but for them inflicting Arthur Askey, Ken Dodd, Kenny Everett and Alexi Sayle on us. I’d also nominate them for the worst musical crap they produced in the 1960’s such as Cilla and Jerry and the Pacemakers. As far as the rest goes, that bloody awful series “Bread”.

Miserable city, the only redeeming part being the ferry over to the IOM for the T.T.

Nominated by: Lez

( I’d have given that blond one in the Liver birds one tho’ Ed. )