There are some great cities, but I can’t say the same about Liverpool, having been pissed on by drunken scousers one wet night as I lay in my sleeping bag queuing for a passport back in 1981.
Liverpool deserves cunting not just because I was soaked in scouse-piss, but for them inflicting Arthur Askey, Ken Dodd, Kenny Everett and Alexi Sayle on us. I’d also nominate them for the worst musical crap they produced in the 1960’s such as Cilla and Jerry and the Pacemakers. As far as the rest goes, that bloody awful series “Bread”.
Miserable city, the only redeeming part being the ferry over to the IOM for the T.T.
Nominated by: Lez
( I’d have given that blond one in the Liver birds one tho’ Ed. )
Ah yes, from the permanent victim status that they revel in to the ability to steal anything that isn’t bolted down.
Scousers, loathe them or hate them are one of those things that civilised human beings try and avoid at all costs.
When on holiday, the moment the accent that sounds like a rusty wheel spinning in a tuba full of phlegm is heard, all the good people of the world disappear back to their hotel rooms to barricade the balcony door, lock all valuables in the safe and ensure the the front door is dead locked and bolted.
I thought the gevernment were talking about abandoning Liverpool like the Americans are talking about abandoning Detroit?
Can’t happen soon enough.
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I was always a Nerys Hughes man myself….
The fact that those Scouse bastards got all English clubs banned from Europe for five years warrants eternal cuntitude… The way they try to tie Hillsborough and Heysel together and refer to them both as ‘tragedies’ is sickening… Hillsborough was a tragedy, but Heysel was a massacre… The holier than thou bullshit post-Hillsborough was/is also puke inducing… For years there was endless shit from them about the Munich Air Crash (not to mention golf balls with razor blades, dog shit, CS gas etc)… If anyone looks at the Heysel footage, a Union Jack with ‘Munich 58’ on it can be seen…. Loveable rogues,my arse….
And as for the dreadful ‘Professional Scouser’: Cilla, Marsden, Tarby, that fat one form Brookie/The Royle Family and that cunt Stan ‘The Jairmins bombed our chippy!’ Boardman… No wonder The Beatles fucked off as soon as they could… At least three of the Fab Four were known to dislike the bloody place….
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Somebody once said the reason why Liverpool Airport is named after John Lennon is because it’s the first place he went when he made a bit of cash.
Also I’m afraid I may have to cunt myself seeing as I’ve just bought an Audi.
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LMFAO
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You’ve done what? Next you’ll be wearing jackboots and growing a silly moustache. If you get the urge to invade Poland, sell the fucking car.
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Also, the way these bindipping twats arselicked Luis Suarez, wore T-Shirts of the fang-faced cunt, and publicly proclaimed him a ‘hero’ – after it was proved that Suarez racially abused Patrice Evra – shows where they are at…. They also overlooked the little fucker’s biting antics…
Didn’t Hitler stay in Liverpool for a bit? All reich… Calm down! Calm down!
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I would like to cunt Ghostbusters…
I know it hasn’t come out yet, but we all know it’s going to be shite….
And the new all-female Ghostbusters team, typical politically correct multi-culti bollocks (are the BBC involved?)… And why pick such an array of wasp chewing munters for the roles? At least we could have some nice arses in those jumpsuits, even if the story was crap…
And I bet some silly tart: like Perry, Rihanna or Trainor (Dear God, no!) squawks her way through a remake of the original theme tune… Who ya gunna call? Ghostmunters!
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I notice they didn’t announce this shit until after Harold Ramis had died. According to Rolling Stone, the four “actresses” in the lead roles will be: Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy and current Saturday Night Live stars Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones.
Apparently, it’s being directed by the twat who did Bridesmaids. And I’m willing to bet that the main characters will all be oestrogen powered versions of the original male characters. Fuck that.
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Ghostbusters should be like Maradonas Napoli shirt number. Retired, left well alone and reminisced on without some filthy, glory grabbing cunts trying to make fame and fortune on it. Bill Murray should go to the premiere and shit in the middle of the red carpet whilst screaming “There is only Zuul!”
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Total bunch of cunts!! Only been there a few times and regretted it every single fucking time. Every inter-bred, half Irish, kleptomaniac arsehole of the entire world seems to reside there. Not only does every other cunt think that their “mam shagged John Lennon,” or have some equally tenuous ink to another of the fab four who all to a man fucked off the hell out of the shit hole at their first convenience. The rest all seem to believe that they are natural born comedians. But living among all those other miserable robbing bastards you need a certain level of levity within the sole I suppose.
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Scousers are dirty thieving cunts.
Rumour has it because of the scousers robbing all the phone-boxes in the 80’s Vodafone was created to develop a mobile phone.
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…so that the scousers could then create a whole new industry out of mobile phone theft…?
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Not only are you the best serial killer Britain has ever ‘produced’, you are also very astute in your observation Fred.
It’s a self perpetuating paradox 😀
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Sure he must have been cunted previously, but I’d like to re-nominate Chief Nonce Paul Gadd (aka Gary Glitter). In Court today, when asked about his previous conviction for the possession of indecent images of children, Gadd recycled the old “I was abused as a child and was just trying to work through my own issues” sob story – which is what we lawyers refer to as The Pete Townshend Defence. There’s only one thing worse than a nonce and that’s a nonce who refuses to admit his own guilt. Hang the cunt.
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True, Fred… And that Fred Talbot is a dirty nonce cunt too…
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In the times of austerity and recession, execution for Gadd, along with Brady, Watkins and Huntley is a luxury the taxpayer cannot afford.
I’d personally deliver them to the nearest vivisection lab in the hope that these wastes of space might prove of use in finding a cure for cancer.
You can add to that list those uber-vermin, Venables and Thompson if you wish
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Oh, this is why Liverpool deserves this cunting…
Jimmy Tarbuck
John Bishop
Brookside
Ian Brodie
Cilla Black
Derek Acorah
Rick Astley
Stan Boardman
Margi Clarke
Kenny Everett
I could go on forever, but from that list alone Liverpool deserves fucking nuking off the map!
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Here’s a few more:
Willy Russell
Educating Rita
Gerry Marsden
Bill Kenwright
The Liver Birds
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You forgot to list Joe Anderson ‘Da Merr’ & protector of paedophiles, a big, fat, ugly, bald-headed, gobshite of a cunt.
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Rick Astley isn’t a scouser. But he should be on the list purely for the shite pop he put in the charts in the late 80’s. The 15 year old me had to pretend to be fan, just to get inside my then girlfriend. And for Rickrolling.
Derek Acorah definitely belongs on the list. “There was meerder ‘ere Yvette. There was a meerder. What’s that Sam? There was a meerder? Sam says there a meerder”. Fucking fake wanker. Anyone who goes to this prick’s shows deserves to lose their money. Gullible cunts.
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I’m pretty certain Clinton Baptiste from Phoenix nights and Acorah are indeed the same person.
Now, I’m getting the word……NONCE!
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Stephen cunting Gerrard,about to spread his bin dipping cuntishness to the biggest bunch of cunts outside of Merseyside “America”.. CUNT
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Well, I think that well and truly cunts Liverpool and the responses to what a bunch of cunts they really are brought tears to my eyes.
Scousers are such a bunch of cunts that if they had to wait more than 5 minutes at the pearly gates, they’d have them on the back of a lorry to be weighed in
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Stan Boardman
Jimmy McGovern
Elton Welsby (is a wanker!)
Jimmy Corkhill (who shags Elton Welsby!)
Steven Gerrard
Mel C (Minger Spice)
Keith Chegwin
Peter Hooton (The Farm were fucking shite!)
Derek Hatton
Wayne Rooney
Coleen Rooney
Kerry Kuntona
Cilla Black
Jimmy Tarbuck
John Aldridge
Steve McMahon
For the last two in this Scouse Bastards list, see the clip below… Easily the worst record of all time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcy3gwwxat4
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Minger Spice. LOL!
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Emma Bunton is the only Spice Girl I’d have been interested in poking… Mel C isn’t even the worst one… That accolade goes to that poker faced, talent-free, human leech that is Posh….
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Thanks for that vid. I had to go out and check my car hadn’t been stolen. And it’s fucking snowing. I’d forgotten all about Bruce Gobbleoff though.
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MAY I NOMINATE PHILLIP SCHOFIELD?
Mr ITV himself deserves to be cunted everyday for the next Millennium.
This fucking silver haired smarmy cunt seems to infect ITV’s output endlessly (This Morning, The Cube, Dancing On Shite, Mr & Mrs etc etc)
Even Ebola & AIDS are less virulent than this stoat faced weasel.
He prances around on TV like he fucking owns the media, he is the equivalent of Magnolia Emulsion & he seems to think he is somehow a God because he has 3 million followers on Twitter
(maybe someone should tell him A. 80% of those are BOTS & B. the other 20% are dormant accounts.)
I would not wish Cancer on my worse enemy, But I hope this repugnant, weasel faced cunt gets Cancer of the brain, ass, balls, lungs & breasts with a dose of Parkinsons and he forever more suffers the shits, the distended piece of puerile rectal leakage.
A true cunt who I would happily beat to death with a rolled up Newspaper, it may take a week but I would enjoy administering EVERY single blow – the CUNT
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I heard that someone once told him he could shove Gordon the Gopher up his arse. He took them literally.
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Schofield bugged the shit out of me on kids BBC…. But Andi Peters was/is a bigger cunt…
Gordon wasn’t even a fucking Gopher…. He was a monkey… A specialist gift shop in Scarborough made these different coloured monkey puppets with long arms and squeaky mouths… My sister got one in the mid 80s… I wasn’t a Gordon fan, but I hated that Edd The Duck thing… I’d have shot the little cunt…
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I rest my case….
http://i1.wp.com/primetime.unrealitytv.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Phillip-Schofield.jpg?resize=460%2C305
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Every cunt who has ever been in ‘Brewkside’… Cunts like Sinbad, ‘Teh’, Ron Dixon and his twatting ‘Moby’, the Corkhills (classic dippers), Bobby, Barry, ‘Ar’ Damon and She ‘Queen Babe Love Girl’ Grant… Too many Brookie cunts to mention… Mind you, I’d have tapped Amanda Burton or Anna Friel nil problemo….
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Bev
All of the “Dickos”
Harry and Ralph
Gay Gordon
Rod The Plod Corkhill
Julia Brogan
The whole fucking Rogers family
The whole fucking Shadwick family
Mick Fucking Johnson
Fucking Max and Fucking Patricia Fucking Farnham
In fact, Phil Redmond should be somewhere near the top of the list.
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The identikit Scouse villains in Brookie were also laughably bad… Tommy McCardle and ‘Sizzler’… And when ‘Our Teh’ joined that religious cult, that was pure comedy… Barry Grant was a cunt, but he gassed that God Squad nutter and threw Terry’s slag of a wife off some scaffolding… So he wasn’t all bad…
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What those cunts would describe as a “Lovable scally” I’d probably describe as a thieving cunt.
I own a hotel, and all scousers are barred.
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The only hotel scousers should be allowed in is the “Bankok Hilton”. Mind you, they’d probably have the guards sold off in their first week
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Wtf?
Are we deleting cunt nominations on here now?
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I’d like to immediately cunt all those of us who neglected to mention Paul O’Grady in the above lists.
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O’Grady/Savage has been criminally overlooked, I agree… And although not technically a Scouser, Bruce Grobbelaar is a prize cunt… Also all the scrounging, twisted catholic Boswell cunts from Bread (Carla Lane is another cunt!)…
Apt that they chose/nicked ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone’ as their anthem… A song from the musical, Carousel: about a waste of space thief who gets his girlfriend up the duff….
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SKY needs urgently cunting again.Just heard that they are about to launch a mobile phone network – this from the Murdoch corporation who brought you industrial-scale phone-hacking at The Sun and News of the World! I wonder how secure their subscribers will feel…? You just couldn’t make it up, could you? What total fucking cunts.
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With each subsciption, your phone number and voicemail PIN number are automatically forwarded to Glenn Mulcaire…
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I agree, fuck SKY & Murdoch, I still owe that cunt £278 from 1998 when I was young, naive & had Sky TV, it was so shit I told them to stick the satellite dish up their arse & they were not getting a fucking penny from me.
They passed on the debt to some wannabe gangsta debt collectors (these cunts need cunting too) & I told them to go fuck themselves, the debt was sold on and passed around numerous companies until in 2004 it became statute barred LMFAO
Stick that in your pipe Murdoch you kiddy fiddling antipodean prick
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Theiving murdering fuckers av got a nerve to waste millions of tax payers money, holding a cunting public inquest at tax payers expense, at the Government rented offices at Warrington, so they all (the scouse cunts scouse cuntin relatives) can get free buses and taxis down everyday to cause even more cuntery, and free food, free hotels if they live too far for a taxi….still fucking scrounging on the memory of the poor dead cunts that some of who caused the fuckin hillsborough in the first place
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We all watched it on telly, we know what cunts you actually are, turkey, death, heysell, death, hillsborough, death, 1 common denominator SCOUSE
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God bless Brendan Burns….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=57&v=v-DKI93iYNs
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I visited Liverpool a few years back and spent an afternoon walking around the town centre. I was surprised at the way that people either walked right at me or made a point of jumping out of my way, depending on their size. This has never happened to me in any other town I’ve been to, and I have to assume it’s an indication of the Scouse mindset.
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Can’t see any mention of two humongous Scouse cunts, Anne Robinson and Edwina Curries, Liverpool should be double-cunted just for these two alone.
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I’m a scouser who left the place at 22yrs old in the early 80s because it was getting on my tits but working in most major cities I noticed shitehawkness was the same throughout the UK. The difference is other cities are interchangeable lookee likee monotone wank stain edifices lacking innovation and character something you can’t say about Liverpool and scousers.
The number of cunts there is extraordinary but if you are a slack jawed yokel mouthing “EEEHHHHHH” “THA KNAWS” “DIVEN’T” “LUVVERLY” “HANDSOME” you need to drink bleach and rinse your holes while I entertain your women. The ladies love scousers.
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