Apparently the Right Irrelevant Justin Welby, Archbish Cunters, wants us to piss our taxes up the wall by increasing foreign aid. That’s foreign aid that does fuck all to help the poor and starving. Aid that goes in the pockets of despotic African cunts. Aid that buys learjets, palaces and fucking gold toilets.
God save us from arseholes like Justin the Jenerous! He who would give even more of our money to those who simply turn it around and send it to offshore accounts. Send your own money, you disgusting little man. Or better yet, empty the church coffers. You know, some of the millions invested in stocks and shares. Piety? My 15 year old Jack Russell has more compassion for the world.
The man is a total fucking cunt. A pissant of the highest water. No wonder the Church of England is seen as increasingly irrelevant and is rapidly disappearing down the toilet of life – which is frankly where it belongs.
It’s down to cunts like Archbish Cunters!
Nominated by : Dioclese (with h/t to Cap’n Ranty & Leg Iron)