It’s that time of the year when we celebrate heroic failure – November 5th. “Remember, remember the fifth of November – Gunpowder treason and plot” and all that shit.
Why oh why do we celebrate this??? Fast forward 400 years and we see that ol’ Guido was a bit of a cunt. A man who had the right idea you might argue. A man ahead of his time perhaps?
Now I’m not advocating that we blow up the Palace of Westminster with all our honourable members and Lorded peers inside it. That would be illegal. And anyway the Peaceful Ones have already tried and failed. Just like ol’ Guido. Perhaps he was working for ISIS? I think we should be told…
However, you can see where he’s coming from can’t you? So perhaps at this auspicious time of year I can suggest that our Lords and Masters reflect and consider how they should be best advised to represent the wishes of their electorate rather than acting like a load of self serving two faced cunts?
Soubry & Co take note. However we have to let Lord Adonis off on the basis that that particular cunt was never elected in the first place.
Meanwhile they’re having a Diwali party down the road so I’m off for a free curry and fireworks…
Nominated by Dioclese
