This Guest Post is by Dioclese, who won DeadPool2

Neighbours are cunts. No – not those Neighbours, my fucking neighbours!

Their dogs piss on my plants, they park their cars on the pavement in front of my door, try to steal my garden ornaments, drop oil on our drive and generally behave like a bunch of self-opinionated, egocentric fucking arseholes.

And they’ve all got big houses on 110% mortgages, flash cars on the never never, maxed out credit cards, and important jobs. Well, I’m glad the cunts are important at work because they’re fuck all round here.

And when I complain, it’s my fault their dogs have nowhere else to piss, my fault that they have to pay for the car park next door. It’s always my fault whatever they do, the cunts. The other day one of the cunts came banging on my door because I complained he’d parked in front of my garage door and I couldn’t get my car out. Apparently that was my fault because he couldn’t find anywhere else to park! Then the cunt told me that all my neighbours hate me and I should fuck off and live somewhere else. Well, fuck him, the cunt! Fuck ’em all. I’ll stay here and outlast the bastards.

But what really gets me about these cunts is that they all think I should care what they think of me, but they don’t give a flying fucking fuck what I think of them because I don’t fucking count. What a bunch of cunts! 

…..aaaaaand we have a winner!

The Dead Pool has been scooped by Dioclese who correctly guessed:

Col Gaddaffi 
I nominate Col Gaddaffi if NATO ever get their fucking finger out!

Awesome effort, that lad. Well played. You win a Dead Pool Champion guest post so email us here or use the Skype thingy in the sidebar to claim it.

The slate is now wiped clean and everyone gets to pick a new candidate.
In case you’ve forgotten, listen up you bastards – the rules are simple.

1. Nominate who you think is next on the way out.
One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else’s better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.

Sometimes, one of our Cunts heads off to a place of hellfire, damnation and eternal Celine Dion records.

Gone but they can’t be forgotten. So we are starting Dead Pool, and the rules are simple.

1. From existing and future Cunts, nominate who you think is next on the way out. One Cunt each. Leave names in the Comments.

2. You win if your Cunt dies first. Then the slate is wiped clean and everyone picks another one, so steal someone else’s better idea if you get there fast enough.

Any cunt who tries to cheat by nominating the World’s Oldest Man is a cunt and will be ignored. The winner gets a dedicated Dead Pool Champion post and instant kudos, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies.