Suicide Squad [2]

After two long years we finally have a hit on suicide squad.Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who correctly predicted that Belgian Paralympian Marieke Vervoot would be the first to top themselves.Vervoot was 40 and was euthanised today following a long and painful illness.

On to Suicide squad 2

The Rules:
Here are the rules:

1)As with the Deadpool it is first come first serve in terms of nominating picks.When a new round is triggered you can always be a cunt and steal someone else`s nominations.

2)Suicide means the deliberate ending of one`s life .This includes but is not strictly limited to: Jumping from a height, hanging self-inflicted gunshot wound, deliberate overdose jumping in front of a vehicle at high speed or going to Dignitas to ingest poison.Assisted suicides count yes.

3)Verification will be needed that your pick killed themselves.If it is reported suspected suicide that will do however there has to be a reason for the media reporting this i.e a note the person found hanging or found at the bottom of a bridge.No need to wait for the coroner’s report.In the cases of overdose if there is circumstantial evidence of a suicide note or like Kenneth Williams knowledge of suicidal feelings then it is presumed as such.The media rarely incorrectly reports suicide.If the original reports are wrong you still get the points as rounds are not reversible.

4)This game although comes under Deadpool on the tags it is an unrelated game.Therefore picks you have reserved on the Deadpool are not reserved on suicide squad and vice versa.

5)If one of your picks dies from natural causes or an accident or murder it does not count and you can`t replace them in such an event.

6)This is birdman`s idea so any criticisms can be directed in his direction.

7)No duplicates.

8)Nominees must be placed in this thread.Putting it on other threads does not count.

9)You can have 5 names each.

my picks (Shaun)

Clarke Carlisle
Paul Gascoigne
Vini Reilly
Kenny Sansom
Alex Pandolfo

Dead Pool [145]

Congratulations to me (Shaun) who wins Deadpool 144 by picking the actress Leah Bracknell who has died after a 3 year battle with lung cancer aged just 55.Leah played lesbian vet Zoe Tate in Emmerdale from 1989 and 2005.

On to Deadpool 145

Rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are the next on their way out.First come first serve.Anyone nominating the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2)You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nomination.Like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun):

Genesis P-Orridge
Eddie Van Halen
David Gulpilil
Sam Lloyd
Pat Smullen

Dead Pool (144)

Congratulations to me (Shaun ) who correctly predicted Juliette Kaplan the actresss best known as Pearl Sibshaw in Last of the Summer Wine would be next to die of cancer aged. 80.

On to Deadpool 144.

Rules:

1)Pick 5 names of people you think are next to die.No duplicates.Anyone picking the world’s oldest man or woman will be ignored.
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2)You can always be a cunt and steal others names like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3)It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My Picks (Shaun):

Leah Bracknell
Sam Lloyd
David Gulpilil
Pat Smullen
Errol Spence Jr

Dead Pool (143)

Congratulations to Chicken George who correctlty predicted that Cream drummer Ginger Baker would be next to conk out.Baker was 80 which was remarkable given his rock and roll lifestyle.Boris the Boilsucker also picked him but Chicken George was first so wins.

On to Deadpool 143

The rules:

1)Pick 5 cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2)It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples names like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3) It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.

My picks (Shaun):

David Gulpilil
Juliette Kaplan
Douglas Hurd
Denis Goldberg
Roy Hattersley

Dead Pool (142)


Congratulations to rhe Duke of Cuntshire who scores his. first hit by predicting that arch dictator cunt Robert Mugabe would be the next cunt to shuffle of the mortal coil.

The rampant racist cunt ruthlessly stole farms from white farmers, converting his country from the bread basket of Africa to the basket case of Africa. His reign of terror ensured he won elections even when he lost. In short, the world is a better place without him.

On to Deadpool 142

The rules:

1)Pick 5 cunts you think are on the way out.No duplicates allowed.Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

2)It is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoples names like Black and White Cunt frequently does.

3) It must be a newsworthy cunt we have heard of.