Congratulations to Medieval Ceiling Cat who has won Dead Pool 342 by picking Sounds of the 70s Radio 2 DJ Johnnie Walker who has died today aged 79 from idiopathic pulmonary fibrosis.He retired in October after a 58 year long career which started off at Radio Caroline and then moved to Radio before finally moving to Radio 2.He is survived by his second wife Tiggy and 2 children.

On to Dead Pool 343

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to The Cunt With No Name who has gone and won Dead Pool 341 by picking Peanut farmer and former 39th President of the USA Jimmy Carter who died this afternoon at his home in Plains Georgia surrounded by his family aged 100 years old after 22 months in hospice care.Carter was President from 1977 to 1981 coming in after the Watergate scandal however he was voted out in a landslide by challenger Ronald Reagan in the 18980 election.Carter was more admired for his post presidency than during his presidency starting up habitat for humanity and winning the Nobel Peace Prize in 2002.Carter is survived by his 4 children and numerous grandchildren and great grandchildren.He was predeceased by his wife of 77 Rosalyn who died 13 months ago following 77 years of marriage and also by his three siblings who despite all being younger than him with all 3 failing to even make it to 65 with his last sister dying almost 25 years ago.He also outlived his 28 year old grandson Jeremy who died in 2015 aged just 28.

On to Dead Pool 342

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to Liberal Liquidator who has won Deadpool 340 by picking haulage firm founder Eddie Stobart Sr who has died aged 95.He died on November 25th but counts as per rule 5.Stobart had long stepped down from business operations handing over the reigns to Eddie Stobart Jr who sadly predeceased his father in 2011 aged 56 following a heart attack. The Stobart group was taken over by the Culina Group in 2021 with Stobart Sr`s fourth child William serving as Deputy Chief Executive.

On to Dead Pool 341

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to Shaun who wins Dead Pool 339 by picking the Mexican boxer Israel Vázquez who has died aged 46 following a short struggle with cancer.Vázquez was a 3 time Super Bantamweight champion.In his 15 year career which ended in 2010 he won 44 of 49 fights and memorably fought fellow Mexican Boxer Rafael Márquez a total of 4 times with both men winning 2 games.

On to Dead Pool 340

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratukations to CuntyMort who has hone ànd won Dead Pool 338 by picking Labour Titan and Former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott who died yesterday in a care home from complications of alzheimers disease aged 86.Prescott was a Labour MP for 40 years and became deputy leader when Tony Blair took over as leader following the death of John Smith in 1994.He then became deputy Prime Minister for 19 years following the Labour landslide of 1997.He was known as 2 jags and later after admitting having an affair with his secretary 2 Shags.He will also be remembered for getting in a fight in 2001 after being hit by an egg on the campaign trail.

On to Dead Pool 339

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.