A sad hit for Shaun in the Deadpool this morning.Footballer Christian Atsu who played for Hatayspor in Turkey as well as previously playing for a range of Premier League clubs including Newcastle United where he received more than 100 caps.He was also signed for Chelsea but repeatedly loaned out.He also played internationally for his hone country Ghana achieving 65 caps and 10 goals.

Atsu was found dead in the rubble of his apartment in Turkey this morning following the Earthquake 12 days ago.He was just 31 and is survived by his wife and 3 young children.

R.I.P

Congratulations to The Cunt With No Name who correctly predicted the demise of the legendary record producer , songwriter , pianist and composer Burt Bacharach who has died aged 94.Bacharach received 6 Grammy`s and 3 Oscar`s and over 50 TOP 40 UK hits over a near 75 year career.He is survived by his wife and three children.He was predeceased by his daughter Nikki who died in 2007 and was from his first marriage to Hollywood actress Angie Dickinson.

On to DeadPool 275

The Rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first serve and there are no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses picks from the previous pool..

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the time of death announcements not necessarily order of death chronologically.

Congratulation to Shaun who has one Dead Pool 273 by picking prolific and renowned Greek actor Nikos Xanthopoulos who has died today aged 88 from heart disease.Xanthopoulos starred in 48 films over a 13 year period between the 1950s and 1970s.His popularity peaking under the Mitary Junta period.He was often cast as a lower class downtrodden man who either had an injustice to pay back and/or played the Bouzoki a Greek folk instrunment.After his film career waned he released several folk albums.

On to DeadPool 274

The Rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and there are no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses picks from the previous pool..

2)Anyone who nominates the worldsoldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the time of death announcements not necessarily order of death chronologically.

Congratullations to ArthurBrain he used his functioning half his brain by picking Italian actress ,photojournalist,Politician and former sex symbol Gina Lollobrigida who died today aged 95.

On to Dead Pool 273

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next .No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a a cunt and steal someone ellses nomination from the last pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping mid pools unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on times of death announcements , not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to Grumpy Old Cunt who has won Dead Pol 271 by picking Lisa Marie Presley , daughter of Elvis who has died suddenly following a cardiac arrest aged just 54.

On to Dead Pool 272

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicate picks and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal other peoplles nominations from previous pools.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed or they have already been announced dead before you posted them.

5)Wins are awarded based upon the chronology of death announcements not necessarily the chronology of deaths.