Amateur Exorcisms carried out by NHS staff are a cunt, apparently.

In the old days it was eminent men of the cloth that carried out the expulsion of demons eg Father Lankester Merrin. Nowadays, apparently, they are carried out by random cunts eg Mr Metwally. Mr Metwally, an NHS Trust anaesthetist – how fucking terrifying is that? – is accused of administering a ‘noxious substance’ to his girlfriend during a ritual. She was left fighting for her life.

Amateur Exorcism Goes Badly Wrong

Stories like this are enough to make your head spin.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Up until a few months ago before Gareth Wokegate and his merry band of kowtowing knee bending cucks were beating ageing mediocre teams at the Euros, I had never heard of ‘Progressive patriotism’. All of a sudden it became trendy to be English and proud, cynical politicians across the political spectrum were now die-hard fans and pictures of jubilant middle class millennials and Gen Z knob ends who wouldn’t know Bobby Ball from Alan Ball, singing on the top of bus shelters pissed out of their heads filled the papers.

The likes of the BBC and Grauniad fucking loved it of course, because now they can link this new look diverse England team and the benefits of immigration with (almost) sporting success, although synchronised underwater kiddie diddling and the 3/4 mile dinghy sprint have yet to be confirmed for Paris 2024.

I personally don’t think they give a flying fuck about sport or patriotism in general, this is cynical opportunism and just another front opening up on the ongoing culture wars. It has already started in the U.S, from next season the NFL will now play ‘Lift Every Voice and Sing – the black national anthem- before every game, would anyone bet against this shit being implemented over here by the spineless cunts at the FA ? What next, Stormzy at the Proms?

The irony will no doubt be lost on these new found English patriots that they were more than likely the same people who a few years ago were marching in the streets demanding a second referendum to keep us shackled to the corrupt bastards in Brussels while denouncing leave voters as “little Englanders”. You have to admire the brass neck of these cunts, destroying our history, culture and traditions, trashing the nations heroes and heroines and its achievements while claiming to love it.

St Marcus of Rashford gets media adulation and a mural in his hometown for spending our tax money on free school meals while war hero Winston Churchills statue is covered in graffiti and demonized as a white supremacist, but hey don’t worry its progressive.

Nominated by: Liberal Liquidator

(More info here: Day Admin – Shaping a new patriotism )

This cunting is extremely apt for the times we’re currently living through, and being a former resident of the “dark continent”, I’ve seen it’s damage in full flight.

In December 2019 the British electorate added another 5 years of Tory rule to this country, Now being that there was no other option than that of Boris and his cronies it wasn’t good either way.

This reminded me very much of the 1989 South African general election where 41 years of National Party rule was continued, even though the NP was about to stab it’s own voters in the back by dismantling the very system that had served them well, the votes kept pouring in.

In the UK there is no gerrymandering of voting like in apartheid era South Africa, so why the fuck do people blindly follow their party even though they no longer represent their own views?

I mean you could of voted UKIP or Brexit party that would of made the government much more cooperative with the right of the political spectrum and would have certainly not resulted in the “woke” police state we currently find ourselves in.

Surely people are not so stupid to put a party in to power that fucks them over again and again. But what we’ve learnt now is that the stupid cunts actually do,

It’s about time people grew a fucking back bone and said enough is enough!!!

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

Dead rockstars who died at age 27 are looked at as special.
Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and more.

Cut short mainly through drink an drugs. Janis Joplin had a great blues voice admittedly!?
They called her ‘pearl, because she had a crusty exterior and lay on a bed of phlegm,
Brian Jones never got his swimming 50mtres certificate. All very sad talent cut short,blah,blah,bullshit.

They died having reached their artistic peak. Anything theyd of made after would of been shite. Think of Eric Clapton, Paul McCartney, etc. You can see it in their eyes “Please wont someone end my misery?”

The 27 club checked out in time.I like to think of Morrison fondly as the fat, aggressive heavily bearded drunk that he aspired to be. The same with Mama Cass, beautiful voice and figure for radio, the Hattie Jaques of the hippy scene. Remember her as she was!
Happy and with her dinner all down her chin.

Nominated by – Miserable Northern cunt

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Antonia Kinlay is a cunt,

Qho? i hear you ask and your right, that’s what i thought when Mrs Fugly said to me check out this cunt on the news.

Anyway this fucker got paid 4grand for 30 seconds work in a JK Rowling mystery, then on the sequel she was 7 months pregnant so they didn’t cast her.

This cunt has sued and won 11k against the film makers for mental stress amongst loss of earnings.

Fucking hell her lawyers even said it was down to the film company to spend 22grand edit this tarts 7 month bump out of the pictures or block the view, what a cunt, so this fuckers wants them to spend more than she was going to get paid sorting all this shit out.

You just know she’s going to be one of those breast feed in restaurants that put you off your food….what a cunt the world is fucked because of people like this….

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-58100574

Nominated by: Fuglyucker