Non Golfers

Imagine a place where casual racism and sexism is not only expected, but also encouraged.

Where is this place? You may ask.
It’s not far from you and it is your local golf club.

I’m not talking about the municipal golf course.They will allow any riff raff in to play.

Your local private golf club is where you need to be. You can spend many, many happy hours there and not see a darkie. Peacefuls do not play golf either.

Unfortunately woman do.

It is recognised that they are hopeless at golf. They have their own, dedicated tees which make the course play a lot shorter and easier. But even then, they are rubbish at the game and they have a higher handicap allowance.

Golf courses have special women’s days. That way you can avoid that course and go and play at another.

Poofs and trannies do not play golf.

With the handicap system, average golfers can compete and enjoy a game with better golfers. Even the worst golfer will hit at least one shot in his round, usually by fluke, that even a tour professional would be proud of. Everyone goes home happy.

All golf clubs have captains.

They are not in that lofty position because of their playing ability.
They are generally late middle aged men who have not adopted woke attitudes.

Etiquette, good manners, fair play and correct attire are all enforced. Cheating is not allowed.

Loud coloured, ridiculous clothing is generally only worn by Americans. Smart casual is the order of the day.

Playing golf allows you to escape from the wife and family for hours on end. On holiday you can leave the wife on the beach with her book while you go to enjoy a course with like minded people.

Many golf courses are stunningly picturesque.

Playing golf keeps you fit and active.

To be any good at the game needs practice. There will be a driving range near you, and that driving range will have a bar.

You will rarely see women at practice facilities. They don’t bother as any hope of improvement is futile.

Golf courses all have bars too.
One where you can wear your sometimes muddy shoes, the stud bar. Often, another one for more formal wear. The formal bars will often have women in them, so are best avoided.

So there you have it.
Beautiful, landscaped areas. Free of ethnics, poofters and with few women.
An oasis where good manners and smart clothes are expected.

What’s not to like?

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

Jeremy Corbyn (29)

Not content with making the Labour Party unelectable for a generation, this Commie simpleton has now popped up again to regurgitate his dangerous mantra that NATO must be dismantled, presumably because its existence might make life difficult for Putin and any other anti-West peace loving comrade wanting to try his hand at invading Europe (or any independent sovereign nation that takes their fancy), assuming Putin manages to ‘liberate’ Ukraine before moving on to Poland, et al.

Jeremy explained:

“I would want to see a world where we start to ultimately disband all military alliances,” he told Times Radio. “The issue has to be: what’s the best way of bringing about peace in the future? Is it by more alliances? Is it by more military buildup? Or is it by stopping the war in Ukraine and the other wars … that are going on at the present time, which are also killing a very large number of people?”

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Reminds me of that Monty Python Blue Peter type sketch ‘how to rid the world of all known diseases.’

But back to Comrade Corbyn. Asked whether he supported President Zelensky, he said: “I’ve never met him. I don’t know.” Asked about Keir Starmer’s decision to tell him to sling his hook, he said it was a “wrong, totally unjustified decision”

Truth be told it’s about the only worthwhile decision that gormless twat Starmer has ever made.

Nominated by: Minge Juice Bottler

The Family Sex Show

I would like to nominate these sick cunts. The family sex show, aimed at families and children as young as 5. The show involves the actors (nonces) being naked and discussing sexual topics from gender identity, trans, masturbation and a play doh session for children to shape into genitalia.

This show is run by the usual LGBT+ freaks who want to normalise sexualisation of children and to normalise pedos. There are nonces currently who are arguing there sick behaviour is a sexual identity, hiding behind the usual gender ideology and before we know it the P as been added.

This is also a concerning response that their show is suitable for small children. Apparently sexual behaviour starts at birth and this is backed up by the NSPCC, although I can’t find anything on their website that supports their sick ideology.

“Sexual development and behaviour in children starts from birth. It’s important that children are supported in their exploratory development, safely and comfortably. You can see the common stages of sexual development laid out by the NSPCC here”.

This shitshow is even funded by the England Arts council and they were given nearly £20,000.

Thankfully due to the outrage and complaints they have been forced to put their so called show on hold. True to leftist form they are the victims.

“It is regrettable that violent and illegal threats and abuse directed at the company and venues by a small group of people with extremist views has prevented families from opting to attend something that was transparent, consensual and legal.

We believe that what has happened is reflective of structural and societal attitudes towards Relationships and Sex Education as well as art, culture and who is allowed to create and what we are allowed to engage with in the UK.

The creative team will spend the next two weeks finishing the show, ready for a time it might be able to meet a public. We also want to respond to the events of the last few weeks and how we move forward. Removing work that celebrates freedom of expression from stages cannot be the answer“

They even use the Freedom of expression angle, sorry but safeguarding of children trumps freedom of expression. What happened to the lefty response that is, freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences. They cry harassment and abuse but I’m sure that any hate was actual criticism, so the usual leftist tactic of being the victim is used.

Perhaps the authorities should be checking out these individuals, perhaps starting with their personal hard drives. Also there should be an investigation into how a government body funded by the taxpayer gave money for this. If you wanted any proof that they are coming for your children, here it is.

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Daily Mail News Link

Nominated by: Kyliefancunt

(** Anyone who endorses the actions revolving around paedophilia in this nomination will be banned! – Day Admin)

Netflix [7] Netfucked

Can it be true?
Does this mean it’s going bust?
Sell my shares now! Oh wait, I didn’t buy any, phew!
How many people actually watch Netflix these days. I’m guessing slightly more than people who watch DVDs.
That’s the problem with today’s rapidly changing technology, there’s always something bigger, better and more shiny.
Give me a book, a proper paper and print one, and I’m as happy as Larry.
Netflix can get stuffed.

Is this the end for Netflix?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(We presume this cunting revolves around how woke Netflix has become, although we can’t quite be sure – Day Admin)

The Smart Citizen Wallet


This is a social credit system currently being piloted in Bologna, Italy.

In essence it is a points system based on virtuous behaviour, such as using public transport, sorting out your rubbish and moving away from all forms of fossil fuels in favour of renewables.

In exchange for this “good behaviour” citizens will be rewarded financially or through goods and services (the exact details are still being discussed)

The pilot scheme is purely voluntary in Bologna, but is very similar to an ongoing scheme in China that has been running for years.

To take part it will be necessary to install an app to your phone or tablet in order to have a registered digital identity with the local government and its agencies.

The Citizen Wallet, is being backed by the EU Commission, and in particular, Ursula von der Leyen, who wants it to be used in conjunction with the “European Digital Identity Wallet”, which will store digitized information (supposedly including driving licence, health, social security details, employment, criminal record, banking, passport etc) of every citizen in the EU.

Inevitably, there are concerns about privacy, civil rights, freedom of movement as well as the logic that suggests if you don’t hop on board the “Smart Citizen Wallet” idea, then that makes you out to be a bad person with something to hide (possibly even cancelled for not being virtuous enough!)

In essence, the EU want to move ahead and insist that every EU citizen installs the app so that they can not only have all their personal details digitized and consolidated into one virtual “wallet” (database, to you and me). And if you’re a model citizen you will earn points, while those who do not “conform” will be stigmatised and possibly even fined for being naughty!

And from a technological point of view this means even more dependency on having a smartphone and the way it holds/interrogates not only what apps you have installed, but your contacts, photos, text messages, location, journey tracking, online purchasing, fingerprint and iris scanner authentication. The “wallet” just adds another level of electronic activity/scrutiny on your freedoms and choices.

The pilot scheme in Bologna is for the moment voluntary. But we all know what will happen once approved by the EU hierarchy. And despite Brexit/Brino, it wouldn’t surprise me if this EU policy is welcomed & implemented by Blow Job Boris and his No. 10 knob-jockeys!

The BL News Link
(Link provided by Part Time Admin – PTA in place of link no longer working)

Nominated by: Technocunt