Birmingham City Council (2) Clean Air Charges

(Pity there can’t be a “No Scumbag Area” in some cities – Day Admin)

Just received a PCN for breaching the clean air code or whatever that is for daring to pop into the outskirts of Birmingham and visit a shop the day after visiting a friend in Walsall.

£60 if paid early (which I did as can’t afford that let alone £120 if I appeal and lose)

I know ignorance is no excuse but I had no idea the council ( probably liebour run) had this in force and I certainly wasn’t looking out for signs as too busy trying to find the shop using satnav.

Do they contact you to say you have 6 days from entering the zone to pay the £8 charge then if you don’t pay charge the fine ? No they just wait till after the six days and send you the fine. Cunts.

The fact that the fucking M6 more or less runs overhead the shop is irrelevant it seems.
Like I can afford the fine, that’s two weeks petrol and food for me so looks like I’m cutting back.

Been researching and it looks like there is no point to appeal. Fucking fuming.

Birmingham council you are cunts of the highest degree a plague on all your houses and I hope a meteorite hits your offices.

Nominated by: Onceacuntalwaysacunt

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Drivers Who Can’t Park for Shit!

First off the bat, I can’t drive! Not legally anyway because I have a spatial awareness problem. So I leave all the driving to the missus while I tootle around on a motorbike!

But what always amazes me is how the wife can judge how to park between two cars in a carpark, or parallel park between two cars on a road, or negotiate her way down a narrow one-way street with cars parked either side.

Her sense of spatial awareness is absolutely awesome and she doesn’t even rely on the audio/visual sensors on the dash console to guide her in.

But on the flip side is how other drivers have little or no idea how to park their car between two white lines on a supermarket carpark, for example. More often than not they come in at an angle and cross the lines and park, which means the spaces either side becomes impossible to use.

Or you come back from the supermarket pushing a laden trolley to find your perfectly parked car is blocked by a cunt who has parked so close to either the driver side or passenger side that you can’t open them and you just know the door panel will have been dinged by the cunt opening his door without a thought in his empty head.

Then you get cunts who parallel park so close up your backside that you find yourself in a position where you can’t reverse/forward out of your spot without crunching the cunt behind you.

Then there’s those entitled cunts, the Karens, who seem to think disabled spaces and “parent and child” spaces really mean “That means me then!” despite not being visually/mentally disabled or having a child with them. But because they can’t be arsed to walk a few extra yards they think they have the divine right to park more or less right outside the store’s doors!

And don’t get me started on those cunts who park in the middle of a one way street, thus blocking the road; and cunts who park on the pavement thus blocking pedestrians from getting through without having to walk on the road first.

That said, the way things are going on only the rich and well-connected will be able to drive cars in the near future. Problem solved.

Nominated by: Technocunt

Car Warranties – Not worth a Shit

Warranties and the cunts that sell them, warranties are more often than not not worth the paper they are written on, as a car repair garage i hear the fateful words saying [ i have a warranty ] all the time and to this i have to say, [ we don’t deal with warranties or warranty companies on any level.

Why is that they ask, so i tell them and it goes a little like this- So you want me to spend half an hour reading through the small print on your Arthur Daily warrant book to see what’s covered or not and if by chance it is, then spend upwards of an hour on hold to eventually speak to some bint who knows fuck all about cars, to tell me the reasons why they are not going to honour the claim, or will honour the claim at a reduced labour rate, and for less hours than the job can be done in and then take 3 months to pay and all this before you even earn a penny.

So the customer somewhat surprised has to then go searching for some mug garage who will deal with warranty companies, you will never guess, no fucker wants to know, which I’m sure is exactly what warranty companies want.

So don’t pay any extra for a warranty, its a scam 90% of the time and it wont get honoured by the cunts and the plank who has done his bollocks on the monthly payments for his shiny new Merc to park on his drive to impress his neighbours, has to park the fucker up and start saving or sell a kidney to pay for the repair.

Money spinning con perpetrated by cunts, don’t buy into the world of warranties and having some jumped up dodgy car sales shark like Quentin fucking Wilson on the ad shouldn’t inspire you with any confidence whatso ever….

Wales News Link

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Truth Dodgers

The truth is a funny thing. In one way it sets you free, yet in another, ignorance of it can set you free.

I suppose the decision must be made by the individual which way to go. Ignorance of truth, however, means that you are destined to have it catch up with you. Knowing truth means you are forced to reckon with it by deciding to ignore it, take action, or fight it.

Ignorance is cowardly and hopes truth will not come knocking. Counting on that temporary bliss is no way to live. If one does not acknowledge truth, the vacuum will be filled with something other than truth. Truth doesn’t care if you believe it or not. It exists as an absolute and moves right with you or over you.

The Cunts of this nom are those who avoid truth. They constitute the majority of people in this world because most people are not interested in truth. Most people are not interested in freedom or even know what it means. Most people wish to avoid the accountability and responsibility that freedom and knowing truth brings.

It takes humility to acknowledge truth. There is no room for one’s own subjectivity. Anyone who seeks truth and stands for it will be at odds with the vast majority of the world and find themselves confined to anonymous rants on is-a-cunt.com.

Ignorance means you don’t want to know what’s coming. Knowing truth means you are ready to face what is coming head on.

I choose truth. It’s not pleasant at times but the truths that are eternal are the ones that truly set one free.

Ignorance is the worst of all vices. Those who are ignorant are that way by choice. The truth is available but must be sought and found. Lies come at you daily. They are easy.
Ignorant people are LAZY FUCKING CUNTS.

Don’t be that cunt.

Nominated by: Meat Curtains

Black Haircuts Matter

What BLM is all about.

Not looting, posturing, awards on quotas etc. No it’s about haircuts. Or so the BBC alerts us.

Get ready with the hankies:-

”Black hair care: ‘I travelled seven hours to get my hair done”

Yes, it appears that Hair&Beauty is ‘far right’.

”There are fears that unless the staffing in mainstream salons becomes more diverse, black stylists could be negatively affected by the changes.”

That quote makes no sense to me but there you go. Repeat and it still makes no sense except to suggest victimhood of some sort.
Then there’s:-

” The Black Lives Matter movement in 2020 prompted pledges from the hair industry to be more inclusive.”

Que?? Black Haircuts Matter?? God bless St Chiggun George.

So we are to believe that there are no black hairdressers in the cities because of racism in the industry. That might explain why the woman that does my wife’s hair wears Nazi regalia. And I like it.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble