News just in from the BBC.

BBC Three has announced I Kissed a Boy (working title), a brand new dating show produced by Twofour and hosted by singer, TV star and LGBTQ+ ally Dannii Minogue.

This eight-part reality event follows ten single men as they head to Europe to find their Mr Right, and it all starts with a kiss. Before they arrive, the guys will be paired up with their strongest match and as soon as they meet, they kiss. No small-talk, no ‘flanter’, just one rom-com worthy moment that might just take their breath away.

Not my words, but those of our deviant national broadcaster wetting their knickers over a revolting new way of indoctrinating young people via teen channel BBC 3. And these cunts whinge about needing more of our money to produce quality programming. I advise not viewing the link if you’ve just eaten.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Field Marshal Cuntgomery

Another late entry this time from Sidthesexistsforeskin and his cunting on another BBC programme called “Dodger”

I want to cunt a program on the BBC.

Yes I know you can’t cunt the BBC enough but this show on the BBC called Dodger is about the artful Dodger from Oliver twist,

I don’t watch the BBC but I was visiting my nephew but he had his telly on and I had a quick enough glimpse of this shit show. I know it’s a made up drama but it has gone full on ethnic!

It has black Victorian policemen, a chink female thief, a p@ki thief and various other ethnic other races , I didn’t see any trannies or poofery but hey, it is the BBC and I am sure Victorian London didn’t have this much ethnic types so it makes this programme a cunt and the BBC heading to the ubercunt league of megacuntishness

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Let’s hear it, for another self-appointed barack-room lawyer, who wants to give us her little opinions to make this country part of the “1984” prescriptive world.

Four eyed toothy mixture of dark key and mud slime (judging by the two names) – she of the “this is our music” sort of radicalism (close personals of Boris and Carrie – the latter more, I should think), wants wolf-whistles, “telling people to smile” and laughing in the street (at wimminz naturally, then men can go and fuck themselves), to become crimes, subject to an on the spot fine.

I guess this hoity-toity little tart is a lesbian lady. A pity she doesn’t go and fuck off to a country that accords more with her joyless views.

Here she is in all her decaying splendour:

BBC News Link

I confess if I saw Lady Nugee, Jess Phillips or Yvette Mini-Cooper in the street I WOULD laugh at them – and they should regard that as a compliment – they have a very funny act – a latter day Wilson, Keppel and Betty (ask your dads).

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Comments from the BBC’s favourite, but unfunny ‘comedian’ have resurfaced, in which he has criticised actual comedian, Ricky Gervais.

Chippy Nish doesn’t like Gervais taking the piss out of trannies. He needs to be a better comedian, according to Nish. He’s also, of course, blamed it on the fact Gervais is white, therefore instantly guilty. Obviously.

Needs to be a better comedian?

This is coming from a man about as funny as waking up to find yourself tied down and being groped by a face-sitting Diane Abbott, with Steptoe Corbyn wanking over you while ‘Agadoo’ plays on loop.

I don’t laugh or agree with everything Gervais says, but I’ll give him his due. He’s a funny cunt.

Not many good stand-up comedians left, due to cancel culture and woke media. Bill Burr is ok but losing his mojo for me. Louis CK is probably the best around right now (although an admitted degenerate but fuck it…he’s funny.) Gervias is certainly up there with those two.

As for Nish, maybe he’s started a trend?

Perhaps tomorrow, the fat pie munching, ten pints a day gobshite from the local, will be giving tips to Cristiano Ronaldo on how to keep in shape?

Diane Abbott could’ve given Stephen Hawking maths tips before he snuffed it. If only.

Perhaps the local small time dealer could give Pablo Escobar a call on how to run his operations?

Here’s an idea.

Get off the stage you token unfunny prick. Nobody’s laughing.

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Who do you sue?
Here’s a story about an Indian couple who are being sued for failing to provide a grand child.

BBC News Link 1

Now, I can understand parents being disappointed if the hoped for grandkids don’t arrive, but to sue? Will that encourage the young people to have a baby?

However, what entertained me is the link to another story, at the bottom of the report, about a man who is suing his parents for bringing him into the world, also Indian!

Wonderful stuff, perhaps the young couple in the first story could bring a counter suit!
I tried to attach both links, but was only able to manage the first one.

Perhaps some lovely person would obliged?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Helpful link supplied by Miserable Northern cunt
BBC News Link 2

This council is telling cyclists to use the road, instead of a dedicated cycling lane.

Telegraph News Link

This is so that cyclists are more visible to drivers, forcing them to slow down.
Remind us again BCP, what is a cycling lane for in the first place?

This wouldn’t be the first piece of traffic cuntery from BCP. They massively increased the pedestrian area in the town centre, creating a tiny chokepoint for the buses, causing congestion and pollution.

More recently, they wasted more local taxpayers’ money on widening the pavement and decreasing the road width on a very busy stretch near the centre – a road full of shops and businesses where there are always loads of delivery vehicles. So, more congestion and pollution.

We probably have to thank the cuntish greens and lefties on the council for all of this.

Nominated by: mystic maven