Our Greta.
Sorry to double dip, but this, just in, is far too delightful to ignore.
It seems our favourite Nordic gnome doesn’t have as many fans on the Winchester campus as the old dears, who make such stupifying decisions, thought!
How much for scrap, if they weigh it in? Assuming that the p1ckey don’t get in there first.
Nominated by: Jeezum Priest
My Fellow Cunters.
For your Cuntsideration:
Scooby Do goes woke!
An “Old man smitthhhers!” cunting please, for the makers of this updated version.
Yeah, yeah, yeah-I know it’s a cartoon and cartoons are for kids-BUT, like other iconic shows and characters from our childhood, another one is given the “BAME” makeover.
Velma is now a full on Indian lesbian and Shaggy is now called Norville and blacker than Gary Linekunt!
“Like yikes Scooby. Dem men in white sheets is waaaaycist, innit!”
Scooby Don’t ?
Nominated by: Cuntfinder General
And supported by: Captain Magnanimous
Scooby Doo is,a cunt, isn’t he.
Zoinks! How can this loveable cartoon have irritated so much? Freddie was a camply-dressed groover, Daphne was a foxy gînge with matching snatch, Shaggy was an anxious stoner, Scooby was an exciteable Great Dane high on “snacks”, Velma was an fastidious rug-muncher, and Scrappy was an irritating, little runt.
Velma, the myopic doughnut-puncher, has been “re-written” as an arms-folded, woke, anti-white, dark girl. That’s right. Velma has gone blackaface.
Will Shaggy be a drug-dealer?
Will Fred insist on being called Freda?
Will Scooby identify as a black labrador?
We could’ve kept it as a classic. And we could’ve got away with it if it weren’t for these meddling cunts.
On a $55bn budget, the city of Songdo is currently the most technologically advanced on the planet. It is, what some people call, a Smart City where technology is predominant in every aspect of a resident’s (and tourist’s) life.
There are well over 1200 surveillance cameras in a city of 200,000 residents spread over 20 square miles of reclaimed land. The ratio between these cameras to resident is the highest in the western world!
Not only that but being a smart city means that every home and business has superfast broadband and the most advanced comprehensive range of Internet of Things, including fridges, cookers, smart meters, waste disposal chutes, televisions, environmental air quality sensors, video conferencing, card readers, online e-commerce and a host of things that residents have come to accept.
There is a master control centre in the heart of the city that monitors, collects and collates all this information. It most definitely knows who you are, where you are, where you have been, where you might be tomorrow, what you have eaten, what you have bought and who you have met with.
It also knows everything about your health, your education, who you voted for, your criminal record, your family, your friends, your finances, your interests and even what you threw away in the rubbish chute and estimated carbon footprint.
In essence Songdo is Big Brother in the here and now. Most residents don’t seem to mind the intrusive invasion if it means feeling more secure and safe from criminal activities. City officials believe that intensive surveillance is a good thing and should be encouraged by other cities and countries.
The fact that most homes have inbuilt CCTV cameras controlled by the very same master control centre, operated by the city, is most concerning at all because you can’t rent/buy a home in the city unless you accept having these Big Brother “eyes” watching, listening and even smelling your domestic activities 24/7
If someone said Songdo was situated in Russia, China or North Korea, I could accept this overbearing surveillance. But we’re talking of South Korea – a so-called democracy with Western ideologies.
And even more worryingly, it is known that many cities in the West, especially in France, Italy, Austria, Switzerland, Spain, Sweden and Germany (and perhaps even the UK) are keen to adapt some of those “monitoring” technologies, for the greater good of society and the planet!
Scary Times
Nominated by: Technocunt
TFL are supporting an arts project titled ‘Uncommon Observations: Photography, Image-making, and the Black Diaspora’ which claims that photography is ‘rooted in colonial notions and has been used for power, control and subjugation’
The project, run by US born black feminist Nydia Swaby, aims to ‘expand critical and diverse thought that will decolonise and disrupt euro-centric art and creative education’ whatever the fuck that means.
Full story here:
MSN News Link
The good news is that it’s a free online course, so commuters can enjoy it gratis.
I think I’ll just read the phone directory instead.
Nominated by: mystic maven
(** HEALTH WARNING TO LORD FIDDLER – Best not read on if you value your blood pressure! – Day Admin)
This 32 year old air-headed bimbo is on benefits, yet can afford to buy her two year old son a gold dummy, bathes him in milk and honey and even sacked her nanny because she gave him tap water:
Apart from saying the daft trollop looks like a hooker (and probably is one) the child looks as if the suffers from prison pallor and will grow up to be a selfish little spoilt poofter, why should somebody live on our money, sitting on her arse and behaving like Sparkletits. make the old hag work:
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs