Emal Kochai is a cunt, isn’t he

Who’s this swarthy-looking creep? He’s an Afgan who was 15 years old when he arrived in the UK and was eventually taken in by a foster family in Berkshire. In 2014, he was jailed after being found guilty of raping a 12-year-old girl in Reading.and was returned to Afghanistan in 2019 having served only half of his nine-year sentence.

He has somehow managed to make it all the way back to Northern France after presumably turning up his nose at every safe country along the way. Last week, he tried to board a dinghy, but was thwarted. It’s only a matter of time before he’s setting foot on British soil again.

What a journey: From raping a 12-year-old schoolgirl to a heated hotel swimming pool.

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Nominated by: Captain Magnanimous

(Perhaps Gary Lineker could look after him for a couple of years? – Day Admin)

The BBC has served us up with a tasty morsel today.
A 41 year old man died earlier this month when fire broke out in a three room flat in Tower Hamlets. There were between 18 and 21 people sleeping in the flat ffs! Needless to say, the residents were of a dusky hue.

Of course, we now have the finger pointing. The illustrious Tower Hamlet Council were warned of the situation several years ago but action came there none.

However , my main target for this cunting is the landlord. Speaking through a translator ( draw your own conclusions), he said that he was unaware of the conditions in the flat he had let it to threes people.

The place contained numerous bunk beds ,it resembles a WW2 submarine.
I am now waiting for compensation claims to develop and David Lammy to announce the the chap who died was his friend.

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Nominated by: Guzziguy

As some regulars on here may already recall, over the last few months my wife and I have been looking at our options of emigrating abroad.

It’s been a hard decision to make, especially after moving from Birmingham to the relative calm and tranquillity of the Lake District – far removed from the woke, virtue-signalling, multi-culturalism and diversity of the big cities.

However, even Cumbria won’t be free from such nightmarish distractions as there is ever more demand from the Islington Woke Mob to make sure the length and breadth of England offers itself up to international inclusion and diversity (Islington and other rich areas of the South East excluded of course.)

On top of all that we have a Left-leaning so-called Tory government offering rich rewards for bone-idle cunts and migrants while taxing the workers and the socially & fiscally responsible.

Not only that but they have crawled up Greta’s shitty arsehole and made Net Zero its number one priority and at all costs, regardless of what most people think otherwise.

And it also hates the self-employed and the whole entrepreneurial spirit – which up until 2019 was one of the Tory policy totems. Instead it throws more bureaucracy and taxation at us and more or less killing off small and medium enterprising businesses.

We’re going to try our luck in Denmark in early April – at least for the first 90 days before having to apply for a visa. Residency in the country is quite tough for countries outside of the EU, but there seems to be many IT vacancies up for grabs that tick my particular boxes , so perhaps that might be enough.

I’m not saying Denmark is the perfect haven because it certainly isn’t. It has similar problems to most other EU countries and of course the UK, but to a far lesser degree.

But it would seem I am not alone in thinking the UK is finished. Thousands upon thousands professional and semi-professional people are leaving these shores and heading either to the EU or the States/Canada. Some of this is down to Brexit, and some down to similar reasons to my own.

And yet the government is totally oblivious in doing anything about this mass exodus. Instead it seems to be lowering the bar until its touching the fucking ground and all you’ll have is cheap labour at cheap prices at unskilled jobs.

To paraphrase Ruff Tuff (and others) – This country is well and truly fucked, and our politicians do not seem to give two shits about it!

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(Johnson is on the right just in case you couldn’t spot the difference – Day Admin)

Driving Mr. David.

Does this bellend, despite umpteen surgical and cosmetic procedures, look anything like David Beckham?

It’s a change from the overly tattooed, split-tongued, horned head/noseless/cropped eared cunts I like to share with you, but my God, he must have hamsters whirling the wheel in the cavity where his brain would normally be. What an utter fucking cunt.

(Thanks to Viz)

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Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Cadbury’s Creme Eggs are absolutely revolting. I can attest to this, having just taken a bite out of one for the first and (I hasten to add) last time in my life.

The wife and I had just finished a superb fish supper each, as she calls it, and had settled back with a cuppa. ‘Do you want a creme egg?’ says she. ‘No thanks’ says I, ‘I hate them’. ‘But you’ve never tried one, so how can you know?’ she comes back.

Now I’ll admit that there’s logic in this, although in response, I’ll state that my decision is based on the mere look of the things. Anyway, for some reason I can’t really fathom, this time I said ‘oh go on then, throw one over’.

I really wish that I hadn’t. One bite was enough. Cadbury’s chocolate normally isn’t bad, but the choc shell on this egg didn’t taste like Cadbury’s; it tasted like a sort of grainy plastic as it melted. As for the inside… a sickly, icky goo, with the texture of toothpaste mixed with too much sugar. Much too much sugar.

‘Yccccch!’ was my immediate response, as I fled to spit this abomination out. ‘I take it you’re not impressed then’ says the missus upon my return.

Impressed? Fuck me, do people actually pay for this shit?

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Nominated By: Ron Knee