(A special schadenfreude gloating for that detestable shitbag, Lineker and his   ivory-tower millionaire residents – Day Admin)

Seems to = egg on someone’s smug face.

I cannot tell you how delighted I was to read this, as well as in numerous other national papers, including but not limited to The Sun ( adult comic) and the Independent ( of what?).

I’m cunting every arsehole who said they wouldn’t appear, in support of Crispman, thinking it would adversely affect the viewing figures.

Get IN!

Daily Mail

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

I would like to see how the Professor David Olusoga and other lefty twats that signed a petition to keep this murderer, Ernesto Elliott, in Britain defends this one.

However, being the white hating, black supremacist he will no doubt, blame it on white privilege.

These lefty,Guardian reading cunts need a bullet to the back of the head. I have worked at immigration centres. Absolute fucking joke.

When they finally decide to remove the pitiful low numbers they do,within 5 seconds, they claim to be one of the alphabet people (LGBTQIA+;<)

Daily Mail

Nominated by Supreme Commander Servalan

I’d like to make a nomination for nosy interfering bastards.

You know the type I mean,you’re stressed out trying to pay the bills,you’re trying to fix your own motor to save a few quid as you’re struggling and know what real stress is like being over 40.

And then you have some interfering self opinionated cunt who’s never grafted a day in their life like us old fuckers have,and totally clueless.

This on top of everything else in life I find really pisses me off to the point I could happily do a Dahmer on the bastards

Nominated by: Mind your own business you nosy bastard

“Green Colonialism” is a Cunt. Everyone’s favourite little special climate protester Greta Thunderbird is livid.

The little munchkin is furious with the Norwegian government for making wind farms that are ruining the natural habitat.

Knock me down with a gentle breeze. I would have thought that she would have embraced these things with open arms.

But no according to the little fucker they amount to “Green Colonialism “ and it is apparently wrong. They are being built on land used by the Sami people? To herd reindeers. And therefore must be a Cunt.

Where ? How ? Do we produce power ?

Order-Order

Nominated by Everyonesacunt.

More on the subject by Geordie Twatt.

Yes it’s her again, everyone’s favourite cerebrally-challenged root vegetable Greta Thunderpants.

She’s really growing into her role now of millionaire International Roving Protestor, and this time it’s wind farms in Norway. Yes, she is protesting AGAINST wind farms, ffs.

How does she expect the Norwegians to keep warm, by lighting reindeer farts? No, obviously not – methane, global warming, climate change, blah blah HOW DARE YOU!

And as for the Eco loons poster girl herself, it’s high time someone fucked her up the arse. That might stop her talking out of it.

Sky News

I would like to cunt the “science” of meteorology or more generally, the notion of a 2023 “Beast From The East”.

I make this nomination on the 2nd of March 2023 at 16:30pm in the English NW Midlands whilst looking out of the window at a clear blue sky with some wispy clouds in the distance. The temperature is currently 7 degrees Celsius (admittedly colder than usual).

Since late January we have been hearing non-stop, sensationalist reports of a return of the 2018 “Beast From the East” and yet so far, I’ve not even noticed a tingle or chill in my already tight ball sack. There is a reason for the disconnect between the reports and the reality…… that’s because it’s complete bollocks.

The reports of snow storms in the UK have been as follows:

– Snow between 2nd and 7th of February…. 8 inches of snow expected.
No, scratch that!
– Snow from the 12th of February…..
No, scratch that!
– Snow from the 17th of February to…..
No, scratch that!
– Snow from the 19th of February to…..
No, scratch that!
– Snow from anywhere between late February and early March…..
No, scratch that!
– Snow anywhere between the 5th of March to the 17th of March….
No, scratch that!
– Maybe snow between the 3th of March to the 14th of March.

I even saw reports of “temperatures PLUMMETING to…… between 5 – 9 degrees” ….. I’m not kidding; some cunt actually wrote that in a “news” article.

SPOILER ALERT!

There is not going to be any snow in Britain until November/December 2023 at the very earliest.

I consider myself a scientifically-minded person but even I have to question at this point, the scientific veracity of meteorology and “climate science”.

If I want to know what the weather is going to do in 3 days, I could just wait …..or I could just read some tea leaves, throw some chicken bones onto a rug or maybe kill a goat and read it’s entrails.

Meteorology and climate “science” can eat a bag of dicks.

Express Weather 1  (January 31st)

Express Weather 2 (February 20th)

(To be fair to Stink, he provided a host of relevant links that show the progression of the so-called “Beast from the East 2” being constantly postponed. However, we just went with the earliest and latest ones – Day Admin)

Nominated by: Two In The Stink 

BBC Weather

Helpful link supplied by: Jeezum Priest