This twat is the RHS ambassador for diversity and inclusion, yes RHS thought it necessary to have one of those.

Anyway this twat claims that ‘Classic English gardens made by “double-barrel-named” designers are putting non-white communities off the Chelsea Flower Show. So it’s official then, gardens are racist.

This presumably means that an English garden designer must not create tropical gardens or persian walled gardens etc… as those are originally from other parts of the world (duh!! you don’t say) so only ethnic garden designers should be allowed to create them.

The tiresome twat goes on to say “On the whole, it’s always been white garden designers who’ve actually been featured here,”
He added that RHS Gardens are “beautiful English pretty country cottage gardens, or rose gardens, designed by double-barrel-named designers”.
“How does that connect to somebody from my background? Or from an African background, or Mediterranean background? It doesn’t.”

Newsflash, no one gives a shit about whether it connects with you or not.
You either like a garden design or you don’t, so stop your whingeing and disappear into your central water feature, cunt.

MSN Link.

Nominated by : mystic maven

 
Fucking Phillip Scofield is a chutney ferret of a cunt and trying to play the victim and ride on the back of the Caroline Flack situation just multiplies that a hundred fold.
Now I have never liked this attention seeking sausage jockey, even before he was gay, once a cunt always a cunt in my book, there are no shortage of examples on this arse clowns exploits.

But the latest leave me alone I’m the victim bollocks or I may do myself harm that his PR company is trying to spin to allow them to get this rooter tooter and shooter back into the limelight truly makes me want to chuck.
So Phil I have you on the deadpool and a win would be nice ya cunt.

Nominated by Fuglyucker and seconded by Freddie the Frog below.

I was about to nominate the media attempt to resurrect this sack of shit myself. It’s not really about him anymore it’s about what they want us to believe.

Anyone who thinks this cunt is going to top himself I can only say……if only!
I fully support the nomination of this excuse for a human being and I have a lot to say about it.

Daily Record

Having watched the trailer for the new Indiana Jones film errrrr thing??
It looks like the usual modern Disney take on an established film series and taking the biggest, sloppiest, smelliest dump on it.

The title alone is crap. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny!!!!

I have a better title: Indiana Jones and the hackneyed modern trope ridden clusterfuck omnishambles.

I bet you can’t guess the plotline can you dear readers??

What’s that you say? Old Indy (and he is old now Harrison Ford must be abaaaaht 81) is past it and there’s feisty female character who is better than him in every conceivable way. Played by Phoebe Waller-Bridge.

That’s incredible! How the hell did you work it out?
Oh wait, because it’s the same plotline that’s been inflicted on film-goers for the last 10 years.

How does Phoebe Wally-Bird keep getting work?
Does she have some Edward Snowden level dirt on the Hollyweird elite?
Does she have a copy of Jeffrey Epstein’s notebook and a hard drive with a backup of his video collection?

The story line involves time travel back to the second world war (ffs ?)
Of course Phoebe’s character never passes up an opportunity to rebuke Indy because he’s a toxic privileged male (natch). Is this not elderly abuse?

The baddie (just for a change) is played by Mads Mikkelsen.

The CGI looks like questionable as if it was done by the work experience lad who only had access to a PC running Windows XP

Here’s the trailer judge for yourself

I predict that this current narrative bullshit in all of these films will be parodied in about 10 years time and people will look back and say what the fuck was all that about eh?

I think I’m just not going to watch any fillums or television programmes made after about 2009 from now on.

What a crock of shit.

How abaaaht Indiana Jones and the Incontinence pants of destiny.

Youtube

Nominated by Harold.

Pork-ster extraordinaire. Just has to go a step too far, doesn’t he/she/they/fat pig.

Really, Sam? You really thought it would be tasteful, exciting, relevant to appear on stage in a costume with Satanic overtones, given the average age of your audience is 14/15?

Where the hell (see what I did there) is your sense of propriety?
Also, eat fewer pies, you fat cunt. You couldn’t pull a barge through a tunnel, much less a fit lad.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Jeezum Priest

Some more Bollocks from the Main Stream Media and the way the fawn over the cunt from MiddleEngland below.

The way MSM pander to the cunt that is Sam Smith. I was confused to upon reading that “they” had cancelled “their” Manchester show.

I though what do they mean?

Then I realised that the “they” they were referring to was actually Sam “they/them” Smith.

What a pandering bunch of cunts the media are. They / them should know better and stop fucking around with soying up to these weak minded mentalists.

Link below. There are many more.

Sky news

A nomination for Ireland’s Criminal Justice bill being passed through Parliament and the wider war on freedom of expression snd conscience in our fucked-up society.

The very possession of offensive material, such as videos or memes on your phone, a gollywog doll or any anachronicist pictures, labels or artefact’s in your house judged ‘not PC in current year’ could be enough evidence to show intent to incite hatred and get you 2 years in jail.
Literal thought-crime.

As the link says, the Irish media and various civil liberties groups aren’t batting an eye over this massive invasion of private lives, homes and thoughts by the State.

When you add this to England and Wales’ piling up of our own thou…’hate-speech’ statutes -accelerated under Tory rule ‘cos tertorism’ – as well as those Scots accused of rape facing trial without a jury, it paints a bleak picture of democracy and freedom for the British Isles, and it’s been building up to this for a good 20 years when Blair had an obsession with biometric identity cards and throwing pensioners out of conferences (that was Jack Straw but that gang were all authoritarian freaks).

Some of this curtailing of freedoms we’ve had since COVID and protecting our communities, reducing online harm etc is revenge by the political-media class for Brexit, and some is most likely preparing to crush dissenting voices for the new project of Net Zero. Get climate change skeptics into the dangerous/terrorist camp with a bit of nudging by the Beeb and Behavourial Science teams.

They did it for Covid so why not?

They’ve already got protesting out in public and making noise criminalised.

So, enjoy this blog while it lasts gents and gals.

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Nominated by Cuntamus Prime.