It appears that scores of viewers have abandoned EastEnders. This is because they are pig sick of being lectured every time it’s on. It has been described as ‘unbearably woke’ and ‘virtue signaling’, and examples were given. Greta the Mong mentioned several times, episodes based around veganism, gay pride (again), right wing white ‘Nazis’ planning to bomb a mosque (since fucking when?), climate change and – naturally – Brexit. With that peroxide upright cow Sharon Watts/Mitchell/God Knows comparing Brexit (a referendum result) to Covid (thousands of people dead worldwide). It’s a soap, not a fucking soap box.
But people are really sick of it. From 30 million viewers in the Den and Angie years to a piddling 1 million in 2023. Fucking hell, repeats of Dad’s Army and Steptoe & Son get more viewers than that. Them again, they were good shows.
The latest NeverEnders barrel scraping trick is to bring yet another officially pronounced dead character errr back from the dead. How bloody desperate are they? Cindy and Ian fucking Beale?! Their ludicrous and obscenely woke storylines will hopefully be the beginning of the end for this pathetic woke dogshit.
Nominated by Norman.
Bin off.💩💩💩💩💩💩💩
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EastEnders has no future. Of it’s already dwindling viewership, the overwhelming majority are over 65. Given the state of the NHS and excess deaths still occurring due to the highly successful Lockdown policy, I give it 5 years.
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I wouldn’t be seen dead in Walford.
Or the fuckin east end.
Wotcha
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Not seen it since the nineties, absolute drivel.
Nowadays i know nufink abaaahht it.
Coming from sarf london, listening to Danny Dyer makes my ears hurt, we don’t all talk like that. Fucking mockney twat.
Target the set with a daisy cutter.
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certainly not in Wandsworth.
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Leavvvve it ahhht
i don’t know nuffin
wochu lookin at
wochu talkin abaahhht
you slaaag
Imagine having to write the script for that
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They should bring back Jack the Ripper.
King of cockneys!
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” ee woz a real gent that Jack the Ripper,
Loved his old mum he did.
Always cheerful he was!
You could leave yer front doors open then.
Obviously he’d walk in an slit yer gizzard,
But classy like,
Top hat! Very la-di-da.
He’ll be missed round here he will.
Alright Ronnie!
How’s your Shirley?”
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Lived in West Ham for a bit, late 60s. They didn’t leave their doors open if they had any sense, and I had a pushbike nicked. No visible sense of community: No Blacks No Irish No Dogs country.
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Is that from Barbara Windsor?
“Ee lahved is mum did Ronnie and Reggie. Luverely fellas.”
Stupid old mare. Never mind the heads nailed to tables then?
Ronnie and Reggie were incestuous gay lovers and all.
Not a lot a people know that, guv.
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Babs Windsor was Ronnie Knight’s moll for years, and she knew it.
‘Gid ard a my fackin pab!’
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Prince Eddy, King Jug Ears’s great-great uncle a Cockney?
https://www.casebook.org/suspects/eddy.html
Good afternoon MNC.
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Afternoon MJB👍
Dick van dyke may have been Jack the Ripper
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Isnt the lead suspect the Irish-American doctor Francis Tumblety?
It doesnt seem that an inbred dullard couldve dissected his victims with the same ‘finesse’.
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Utter bullshittery on a monumental level, to the point where i can say with my hand on my heart. anyone who follows this bollocks is a cunt
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Weasel Beale and Cindy the slag have been living in the South of France.
So, they go back to the dystopian chav riddled cesspool that is Walford. Absolutely hilarious shite.
And that fat bald pisspot Phil Mitchell. 63 years old with a liver transplant, and he still wins fights with younger tooled up gangsters. Turd of the highest order.
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‘dystopian chav riddled cesspool’
Sounds like the Asda i sometimes have the misfortune to shop in Norman, Hee Hee, I don’t call it chavda for nuffink.
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Mike Reid was funny as Frank Butcher.
‘You fackin pilchard. Pat you trollop. I’ll give you a dry slap, you fackin ice cream!’
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A lot of Frank’s insults were ad-libbed by Reid.
‘You dry lunch!’ is a memorable one.
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I’m trying to remember when I last watched it. I never saw the death of Tiffany, so it was <= 1998.
The only cultural capital that I can use from that TV show is 'Get out of my pub'.
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I’d have banged that Tiffany. Little bird, but tasty with great tits.
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Tiffany was well fit. But Sharon looked like Tweety Pie after it drinks the Hyde Formula.
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Totally laughable how the cunts on Bellenders try to mix the old school gorblimey gangster shite with rainbow woke bollocks. Old style hardcase cunt Phil Mitchell is all for the ‘happiness’ of his sausage bandit psycho son Ben.
The episode when hard man Phil took on a load of nasty homophobes for insulting his doughnut puncher offspring was hilarious and vomit inducing at the same time.
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Her in the picture. The ultimate fat mouthy no class feisty black tart caricature.
An endless supply of talk to the hand, saying ‘innit’ and throwing herself at men while she’s pissed.
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I bet all those houses around the square are worth over a million quid but the residents constantly complain abaaaht being skint.
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I hated Rickaaaaay and Byanka.
Carrott headed perpetually shouting tart. And her boyfriend who made Captain Caveman look like Kingsley Amis.
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‘who made Captain Caveman look like Kingsley Amis.’
Hahaha. Great comparison.
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And Bianca was absolutely foul. Like Anne of Green Gables meets Olive off On The Buses.
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Didn’t that Kaffy Beale get caught by the cozzers giving a bloke a blowjob at the side of a motorway?
Stroll on, Guv’nor!
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And Kaffy always sounded like Arthur Mullard.
Still does in fact…
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I remember when Kaff was all over the News of the Screws for her motorway antics. A local radio DJ dedicated Elvis Presley’s ‘Way Down’ to her on air as a tribute. True story.
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And Kat Slater.
More holes than St Andrews.
More screws than a Meccano set.
More cockpits than Heathrow.
More knobs than Abbey Road’s mixing desk.
More pricks than a ten year old dartboard.
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Bleugh.
Horrendous woman
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…and that creature Stacey. Is she still in it?
Face like Gordon the Tank Engine. Perennially miserable.
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Stacey. Another Slater Slag.
;Looks like a fat version of Neil from the Young Ones. A minging misery.
Not been any tasty birds in it since Roxy and the other one (Samantha Janus and err the other one) left.
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You fucking love it really Norman!!
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I remember some rock star in the 80s, saying he seriously thought that Dynasty was a comedy because it was so ridiculous and hilarious. Bellenders is the same.
Always funny when some supposedly top mob godfatther wants to live in ‘Ver Square’ with the Walford vermin. And said vermin go toe to toe with said mobsters and come out on top and alive. Funnier than Keystone Cops and Laurel and Hardy combined.
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ArseEnders on YouTube is quite good. The square is long overdue a bad accident involving a chlorine tanker.
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