The Death of Britain


The death of Britain,( you are all cunts)

Now lets face it we are on the third generation of deluded cunts, our parents, our parents parents, and worst of all our children. I know myself that we all aspire to provide for our children the things that we never had, to protect them from the struggles that we fought, so their lives are better. So what have we achieved? A generation of wishy washy, oblivious to life nonachievers.

Why do we have foreign doctors? because their mummy and daddy did not pander to their wishes and they knew they had to do well at school to better themselves. We moan about foreigner’s coming in to do jobs that we refuse to do ourselves, whereas in some parts of the UK the fourth generation to claim unemployment benefits sits on a sofa drinking larger. The lack of education that has lead to the delusional organisations and demonstrations that we see on our streets, even the outbursts of grief when someone vaguely famous dies. Fuck its not as if they were close friends.

You know I think I am going to get naked and fuck off into some forest in Poland!

YouTube. (Link by Sam Beau)

Nominated by : Lord benny

Soy Milk Ice Cream


I was round a customers today and she offered me an ice cream which I readily accepted after sweating like Huw Edwards hiding in some bushes at a school sports day. I was just about to tuck in when she casually mentioned, “Its soy milk ice cream, I’m not doing dairy much these days. You can barely taste the difference”.

Well her dog certainly did as I waited until she had fucked off and then offered the cornetto to the hound who gave me a look of ‘I’d rather eat the box it came in’. I’m sorry its proper creamy whipped ice cream or nothing.

Soy milk ice cream? Psh.

You start buying sustainable knitwear from Oxfam and recycling your underpants in solidarity for Palestine once you are exposed.

Its true!

I read it on IsAC!

Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator

Mr. Steph Richards

is a cunt.

Come on who is getting a bone on over the picture of this sassy bitch? C.A. Thomas?

Poor old Labour – you have to laugh or else you would cry at the knots they tie themselves into. This week we have seen the unedifying sight of Kweer crawling round little Macron, The “Resident” doctors have decided they want more money and want to strike for it – not very duckie for little Wes, and now, a man in drag who belongs to the LGBTQ community, who is, of course, some petty official for the party, wants to lead the quare section – as a woman. look at it – it looks worse than Mrs Shufflewick. Labour seems to be the party of the deranged and the sordid:

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Oxfordshire County Council (2)

are lettuce polishing cunts.

All is not well in the Council Chambers as being served nothing but plant based “food” to combat “Climate Change” has surprisingly upset farmers and other normal people.

The leader of the council,Liberal Democrat Bethia Thomas was quoted as saying “she was happy for any sort of meal provided for me”..

Aye I’m sure you are over the moon to get free food,even if it is a polar bear saving Tofu Quarter Pounder,you mental,entitled freeloading Thunberg wannabe cunt.

We can all rest assured that Ms.Thomas is actually gagging for a nice thick juicy sausage between her buns.

The farmers of Oxfordshire and the endangered koalas will just have to look after themselves it seems.

Vote Liberal, get rickets.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

The Sentencing of Daniel Graham and Adam Carruthers


BBC News.

There is no doubt, this pair of losers are cunts, but a jail sentence of over 4 years each. Really??

This ridiculously custody sentence has no doubt been as a result of the furore on social media……..a fact as good as mentioned in the judges summing up before sentencing.

My beef with this, is simply the fact these two cunts really do not pose a threat to the general public. So why the fuck jail them when the government tell us cell places are at a premium…so much so, that they have decided to let out criminals early to make room…..and these are criminals who genuinely DO pose a threat to the public- as proven in some new reports since release!

To my mind, if we really don’t have room to lock people up, I would rather these two cunts wandering the streets than some of the others. A far better sentence would have been a suspended sentence, a huge fine and shit loads of hours doing community service planting all these tree saplings that companies promise they are planting to offset their carbon footprints.

Nominated (twice) by : Chuff Chugger