Have you been reading your thesaurus Jeezum? C.A.

This absolutely boils my piss.

Let me introduce you to Connor Batty, shot dead at age 26. Of course, let’s ignore the fact that he, and three other thugs forcibly entered the home of a 60 year old man, who in fairness wasn’t a saint, intent on stealing the drugs and money stored there.

” He had a heart of gold ” wails one fan.
” Top Lad, gone too soon ” bleats another.

bbcnews

No he didn’t, no he wasn’t.
He was a vicious, amoral thug, who was sentenced to 35 months in 2022 for a stabbing, and had plenty of previous.

In fairness to the immediate family, they have issued a dignified statement asking for time to grieve and speculation to stop.

No, the elevation to sainthood comes from so called friends, grief jacking shite hawks that they are, otherwise known as cunts.

Nomination by Jeezum Priest.

What went wong I hear you ask?

Zhimin is a Chinese crook who embezzled millions from pensioners in the Far East and rolled up in London on a fake passport after the Chinese police launched an investigation onto her ponzi scheme.

Send her back and let her receive some proper Doctor Fu Manchu treatment from the mad yellow cunts possibly?

Save us a few quid by flying her back to Chy-na?

Nah fuck that,start a trial here at vast expense with virtually no chance of any of the victims receiving any restorative justice..

Oh and also start a proceeds of crime investigation to burn another mountain of our cash…

BBC News.

What a fucking mess as usual.

Perhaps Rachel can raise some more taxes to pay for it all?

Cunts.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

So Ed ‘post office computer says no so put them in prison” Davey thinks the hammering the BBC are finally getting for being lying cunts is a Right Wing coup,so takes to the bastion of impartial news The Guardian to warn us all of this evil conspiracy..

The Grauniad.

Apparently “This disturbing escalation in the assault on the BBC should be incredibly alarming to anyone who cares about truth, accountability and democracy. Trump and his mates are trying to destroy one of our most precious British institutions, and we must act fast to stop them.”

Seems bit rich coming from a Gravy Train Cunt who happily oversaw the imprisonment of Post Office employees on trumped up charges and is now using an openly Far Left rag to air his deranged theories.

Perhaps he’s the most deluded soppy cunt in the history of British politics?

Let him have the last word…”To save the BBC, we have to make sure it remains focused on its original mission: to inform, educate and entertain. It must not be coerced into doing Trump’s bidding, or bullied into giving undue prominence to the loudest, most divisive voices”..

You couldn’t fucking make it up.

The awful cunts.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

A budget-conscious cunting for the Chancellor’s red briefcase.

Every smarmy Chancellor stands there outside #11, holding out the briefcase, performatively containing yet another stitch-up of English tax payers. But (adopting my Points Of View voice) why-oh-why do they all have to look so fucking smug about it?

Why can’t they look contrite? Embarrassed? Ashamed?

They fucking well should do, all of them, the miserable traitors.
With the upcoming budget (Torsten Bell and his communist cronies, not Rachael Reeves; she’s just the mouthpiece) Reeves will stand there like a cunt, looking smug despite knowing she’ll be replaced by New Year.

Does she or Jeremy Hunt have a more punchable face?

Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine