Pube haired nasal singer Bob Dylan is having a rebirth of popularity of late due to a film.about him.

Now Bob is considered a genius.

By ripping off Woody Guthrie folk tunes he got famous in that America.

He decided to go electric and played Manchester where famously someone shouted

“. Judas!!”

I’ve never particularly cared for him.
Sly, nasal, full of himself.

But admit I Do like some of his tunes.
Masters of war
Story of the hurricane
Knocking on heavens door
Ballad of a thin man.

But bet he never gets a round in,
Never tips a waiter
And uses 5% off coupons in the supermarket.

I just don’t like the cunt.

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Nominated by Miserable Northeren Cunt.

are for cunts.

I have always had a disdain for these items.
Just today I have seen a group of six nursery children wearing them on a beach. Why? They haven’t had to cross any roads, the beach is not packed with people, so a risk of wandering off.

More health and safety..

I have had to wear these pointless items for far too many years..
I’m not working outside with plant vehicles whizzing around or on train tracks.
I’m on the third floor of a well lit office block.
What visibility do I need?
People mainly use their eyes in those situations.

I understand steel toe caped boots and hard hats, they save you from injuries.

These things make your back sweat in summer and are forever getting snagged on things.

Didn’t help this fellow much.

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

Forgetting his roots and that it was Mothers day thankfully was picked up in the media. C.A.

For those of you who are not familiar this is the end of Ramadan greeting.
Our king, head of the Christian church, has gone out of his way to wish people this and Starmer has done the same.
Neither wished Happy Mother’s Day and they don’t seen quite so keen to observe Christian dates in our Gregorian calendar .

I’d say it’s fair to say our once great nation is on course to be fully islamified within 20 years.
What say you cunters?

Calvin Robinson

Nominated by Utter cunt, Link by Barry zuckercunt.

is a cunt.

Yes folks, the useless overpaid cunts that we’re supposed to fawn over, or aim to emulate, grabbing £££££’s of filthy lukka for advertising.

Back in the day you had Normon Rossington and Joan Collins camping it up in the Campari ads, Boxing great Henry Cooper splashing Brut aftershave (it could never be named that today) and even Ted Heaths cabinet in the PG Tips ads.

Now though, we seem to have this never-ending procession of Multi £ Million Footballers, Actors and general Hollywood types, shilling as if they’re looking for lost £coins down the back of the sofa.
Cases in point :-
Judy Dench for some insurance outfit
Patrick Stewart, Sean Bean and Sarah Lancashire for Yorkshire Tea
DeNiro and Samuel L Jackson for Warburtons fucking bread
Harry fucking Rednapp for anything (that annoying red faced cunt would turn up to the opening of an envelope)

The latest to grind my gears is David hasbeen Beckham, advertising Stella Artois over-priced French piss, like he’s just realised he’s down to his last £800Million.
His hands are covered with tattoos – he looks like a Schizophrenic who’s been writing what the voices in his head say with a Biro on his skin ’cause the men in white coats won’t allow him paper,
What a fucking massive bell end.

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Nominated by Lord of the Rings.

On the 25th March, 7 days ago, the Birmingham Mail reported this

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This ” snow blast”, according to the article, is due to start April 7th.

Today, the same paper has published an article about a mini two-week heatwave, with temperatures rising to as much as 20°, from April 5th.
How the hell are they allowed to get away with this shit? At the very least, it’s click bait, and actually very irresponsible.

There must have been folk who panicked at the thought of a cold snap, and heavy snow in areas.

Do they apologise? Is there a whoops, sorry, we got it wrong? Of course not.

I, for one, will not be reading anything they publish again, as they are obviously NOT a reliable news source.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.