His Vacuous Majesty KING CHARLES III

You are a cunt, Sire.

Errollyn Wallen made Master* of the King’s Music

Why? — Because she is black, innit.

I quote 2 paragraphs from the linked piece which I`m sure you cunters will be frothing at the bit to festoon whimsical comments upon …

In July, she told BBC Radio 4’s Desert Island Discs she had received hundreds of “very abusive” messages after creating a new version of Jerusalem, a hymn played every year at the Proms.

“The work is dedicated to the Windrush generation and also the fact that it’s little understood that in the colonies, de facto, we live with the music of England,” she said at the time.

Need I say more?

* Interestingly they didn`t change this.

bbcnews

Nominated by Sam Beau.

The BBC’s [128] Grenfell Tower Wankfest


Wireless 4 in particular and the BBC in general have gone into full Queen Victoria in Mourning mode as the most recent Grenfell Tower report has been published today (September 4th). Today this morning anticipated it, with a long interview from one of the fathers, and the misery will no doubt go on all day, wheeling out loads of Starmer arsehole crawlers.

But the poor BBC news reporters – let’s hope they all have the Samaritans number on standby- what with the drownings of illegal immigrants this week, now all these “why are we treated so bad?” darkies coming out of de woodwork innit.

The BBC wank themselves sore when stories like this come up -this is but one of several BBC website stories today:

BBC News.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Yvonne Taylor Peta

You all know that I think anyone who abuses animals, exploits them for gain and/or sadistic gratification should be tied to a stake and set alight, at a minimum.

Enter PETA , specifically Yvonne Taylor, VP of corporate projects. Now PETA exposes animal suffering in labs, and the food, clothing and entertainment industries.

Yvonne has written to Farrow and Ball, posh paint purveyors, to ask them to rename paint colours that “normalise exploiting animals”, such as ‘dead salmon, Au Lait and potted shrimp’

Obviously, having achieved their Worldwide goal of preventing the exploitation of actual, live animals, PETA can now turn their attention to a cruelty-free and almost Vegan company like Farrow and Ball.

Because having Elephants Breath paint renamed is much more important than saving pangolines from extinction, isn’t it? you vapid, pointless cunt.

Guardian

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Woke Storms

Are they having a laugh?

You must all have noticed by now that if there is going to be a light shower tomorrow in your region the MSM will issue a local “ALERT !!!” …
Yes, about 5mm of accumulated gentle drizzle might probably fall somewhere near you. So you`ll need a hat. Or a brolly. What you won`t need, is a fucking lifeboat because you won`t be washed away in a biblical flood.

So, what am I cunting?

The cunts who name the `storms`, that`s who.

As per the link, `Lilian` isn`t a great name for a storm, is it?
I mean, is it difficult to come up with a good name? How about `LEVIATHAN !`

`Hubert` the hurricane` doesn`t really work, does it? But what about `HOLOCAUST !` – Surely this has a more formidable ring to it, you must agree?

`Timmy` tornado. `Walter` waterspout. `Armenta` Armageddon

And it goes on. And on. And on.

Cunts.

PS After rethinking this, and given that the entire bill for the `devastation` will probably be about forty or fifty quid, `Cedric` cyclone might be OK after all.

bbcnews

Nominated by Sam Beau.

Used toilet paper or bags of cocaine falling out of one’s trousers when making a speech

is a cunt.

Speculation as to what is/was in Nancy Pelosi’s trousers/pants is a fairly unpleasant way of passing the time. The 84 year old cunt had her mishap moment at the Democrat’s National Convention this week. A media frenzy ensued.

Many were worried that it might have been the loony, gaga, hair sniffin’ President himself. He is, of course, a well known, and self-proclaimed geriatric sex fiend. The idea that Pelosi has the POTUS in her pocket is not a new one on ‘The Hill’

Whatever it was, it had obviously spent some time rubbing up against Nancy’s snatch. No doubt it will be available for auction among the faithful at one of Kamala’s future fundraisers.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.