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Readers of this site may recall a nomination for one Johnny Somali. An “Youtuber” who travelled around harassing citizens in various cities around the world and generally making a nuisance of himself.
I use the past tense travelled because, as the old saying goes, Johnny fucked about and found out and is now looking at 10-20 years in a Korean prison.
What a pity. What a shame. Never mind.

Now a Russian-American “Youtuber” by the name of Vitaly Zdorovetskiy is in line for a similar fate. Public harassment and generally being a vexatious little twat has landed him in hot water in the Philippines.

There was talk of deportation but both Russia and America have refused to accept him.

I don’t know if he’s aware but prison in the Philippines, like a lot of Asian countries, and in South America for that matter, are not nice places to visit.
If not, he’ll soon learn.

MSN Story.

Don’t know about anyone else but when I go abroad, I do my best not to stand out and to keep myself to myself. Aaah but then I don’t have the mental age of a 13 year old feral yooof.

Enjoy your stay Vitaly. CNN link about Philippine Prisons.

Nominated by : Harold

is a cunt.

What the hell is going on with Reform UK? What started off as a bright new hope for the future is rapidly degenerating into a crock of political horseshit.

Apparently Ben Habib and Rupert Lowe were considered too free thinking and outspoken to remain in the Party. Now the same accusations have been levelled at Suella Braverman and quoted as a reason for her never to be admitted to a party which, in any case, she wasn’t looking to join.

Here in the East of England we have a situation where our elected committee of 5 was reduced by 2 apparently because they are too outspoken and not team players. Sound familiar?

We recently had a by-election. Our totally useless chairman who now devotes his time to working abroad and deigning to turn up for his councillors job in Norfolk was totally absent for the entire campaign. Our candidate was elected in a close contest with the Greens despite not the remotest word of support or encouragement from our esteemed leader.

Every Sunday, we get a missive from our Party Chairman. This regularly includes a big splash highlighting newly elected councillors. However, it seems that unless you get at least 40% of the vote you don’t warrant a mention. Our guy got 24% and has been totally ignored. Spin? What spin??

We were supposed to have an AGM in June according to the Branch Rule Book. This was postponed until after the election was over. No problem with that so when is it? Well, apparently, there are new Branch Rules which say we will now be having our AGM in October 2026. I say apparently because, at the time of writing this, the Area Manager is quoting a rule book which has not yet been issued. So we’re being subjected to a set of rules we haven’t had sight of. How democratic is that?!

And here’s the rub : Reform made big fuss over how undemocratic it was for Labour and Conservatives to collude to postpone the May council elections. Now Reform itself is denying the members of all of its branches nationwide the opportunity to hold their committees to account. This is rank hypocrisy. It’s undemocratic and it stinks.

Like I said, Reform UK seemed like a good idea but now just another crock of the same shite as all the others.

Nominated by Dioclese.

A Second helping of this nomination by Thomas the cunt engine. Below.

Reform UK and Nigel Farage are cunts.
They’ve got an open goal 100 yards wide and still can’t get the ball in the net.
This country doesn’t have any proper patriotic political parties that represent the white, indigenous majority.
I wouldn’t trust Farage and Reform any more than I’d trust Labour or the Tories.
They may well have policies, but what are they?
Apart from the occasional soundbite, Reform never utters a meaningful word.
They’d just have to announce that, if by some miracle they ever got their hands on levers of power, the royal Navy would, on day two, be patrolling the Englisg Channel and repelling invaders and the Army would begin rounding up immos from hotels.
And to have a fucking pakı as Financial Controller?
Zia Yusuf?
Fuck off, you cousin-marrying prick. Your full name is Muhammad Ziauddin Yusuf and I’d never vote for a party that had a filthy muzzıe as a senior member.

BBC Mysteries are a cunt.

BBC News.

The “journalists” cobble together a story that reads almost as English but not quite,some sort of lazy,internationalist patois..

“What went wrong? Did the system fail her? That’s the question,” a friend told the BBC.”

“I met them on the street. They had nowhere to go,” she explained.

“She was speaking French. I spoke in French.”

They all stayed with the friend, who did not want to be named, at her house for up to eight weeks.

“I took her in because she is a Cameroonian. I am a Cameroonian too, my kids are not home either,” she added.”

“She would go on to tell locals her heating had been cut off and Loraine was not going to school, which had affected her benefits and ability to pay the bills.”

In other words,some mental “asylum seeker” fucked everything up despite having everything laid on her plate for free and her handicapped daughter died because of it.

Another shit sandwich for the beleaguered Modern British Taxpayer.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

and the excessive use of taxis is a cunt.

Having voluntarily removed myself from the workforce and trying, wherever possible, to avoid engaging with our totalitarian state, I have had time to reflect on many topics.

Front and centre today was the irritating hypocrisy of the school run.

I live on such a route and so for an hour either side of arrival and chucking out time the road becomes impassable.

Of particular note is the endless procession of taxis delivering their precious cargo to these hallowed educational establishments.

I find this troubling because when I was employed and told that I was working on projects of national security, I couldn’t get a taxi for love-nor-money to drop me at the airport a mere 15 minutes away.

Despite trying to book weeks in advance the reply was always the same “sorry mate that’s too late. I’m on the school run…”

Anyway, despite my efforts to decouple I’ll be paying income tax for quite a while longer so my question is this:

Why is it that I was unable to get a taxi when needed, but there’s no limit to those available to ferry the spawn of the fat, pajamas wearing chavs who seem incapable of getting their pasty faced, retarded spawn to school?

They’re all a bunch of cunts and I’m fed up of paying for everyone’s else’s lifestyle choices.

Incapable of supporting your kids? Well give them up, get sterilized and fuck off!!!

bbcnews

Nominated by A Cunt for all seasons, Link and seconded by Lord Cuntingford.

I would like to second this nomination. The amount of money that councils have to spend on sending kids to school in taxis is obscene. Getting a diagnosis for ADHD is the key to this – once diagnosed, you can get a cab to school, paid for by some other cunt (like me). I know someone who used to do it – and perhaps unsurprisingly stopped doing it when accused of being a racist by an uppity 14 year old silvery moon.

and it’s a cunt.

The voting age will be lowered to 16 across the UK for the next general election, the government has confirmed.

The changes mean the voting age will be 16 for all elections across the UK.

Keir Starmer says: “I think it’s really important that 16 and 17-year-olds have the vote, because they are old enough to go out to work, they are old enough to pay taxes”

As if things couldn`t get any more fucking worse.

bbcnews

Nominated by Sam Beau.

More on this hideous idea from Lord Benny below.

Ah Mr Starmer,
What has he done, well lots of shit but this one is interesting, after pissing off the retired and working generations of the UK his plan to stay in power is to drop the voting age to 16.

I expect the next labour manifesto to mirror that of the ANC offering free I phones to the youth hoping to grab those crucial votes.
Thing is Mr Starmer having had limited parenting opportunities myself, I can reliably inform you that the little fuckers wont vote, they will either be locked in their bedrooms wanking themselves to death or crying over tik tok