is a cunt.

Yes folks, the useless overpaid cunts that we’re supposed to fawn over, or aim to emulate, grabbing £££££’s of filthy lukka for advertising.

Back in the day you had Normon Rossington and Joan Collins camping it up in the Campari ads, Boxing great Henry Cooper splashing Brut aftershave (it could never be named that today) and even Ted Heaths cabinet in the PG Tips ads.

Now though, we seem to have this never-ending procession of Multi £ Million Footballers, Actors and general Hollywood types, shilling as if they’re looking for lost £coins down the back of the sofa.
Cases in point :-
Judy Dench for some insurance outfit
Patrick Stewart, Sean Bean and Sarah Lancashire for Yorkshire Tea
DeNiro and Samuel L Jackson for Warburtons fucking bread
Harry fucking Rednapp for anything (that annoying red faced cunt would turn up to the opening of an envelope)

The latest to grind my gears is David hasbeen Beckham, advertising Stella Artois over-priced French piss, like he’s just realised he’s down to his last £800Million.
His hands are covered with tattoos – he looks like a Schizophrenic who’s been writing what the voices in his head say with a Biro on his skin ’cause the men in white coats won’t allow him paper,
What a fucking massive bell end.

adweek

Nominated by Lord of the Rings.

On the 25th March, 7 days ago, the Birmingham Mail reported this

Birmingham mail

This ” snow blast”, according to the article, is due to start April 7th.

Today, the same paper has published an article about a mini two-week heatwave, with temperatures rising to as much as 20°, from April 5th.
How the hell are they allowed to get away with this shit? At the very least, it’s click bait, and actually very irresponsible.

There must have been folk who panicked at the thought of a cold snap, and heavy snow in areas.

Do they apologise? Is there a whoops, sorry, we got it wrong? Of course not.

I, for one, will not be reading anything they publish again, as they are obviously NOT a reliable news source.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Ever met a missionary?

Wed sometimes get them in the 70/80s knocking at the door.

Not the pith helmeted bewhiskered ones like Dr Livingstone

These were Osmond looking cunts from America bringing us the word of God.

North Sentinel island is populated by uncontacted tribesmen.
They are resistant to visitors and not particularly friendly.

In 2018 a American Evangelist john chau went there despite it being illegal to do so,
Putting the stone age miserabilists who lived there in danger.
They have no resistance to modern disease.

They met John on the beach and rather than discuss religion they slaughtered him with spears.

This year a American has been arrested after going there and leaving the natives a can of coke as a international symbol of brotherhood.

I’m betting stone age people isolated from the world don’t appreciate Coca cola?
Or smallpox,
Or flu,
Or fuckin doorknockers mithering about Jesus?

Leave the antisocial twats alone!

If you don’t get the message after a spear in the belly?
You’ll never take the hint.

Lad Bible.

Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt

Ex wife of alleged rapist Russell Brand,
Katy is the perfect mix of ball achingly gorgeous and mind numbingly stupid.

Anyway she’s going into space with a all female crew.

Now, going into space is quite dangerous.
My first choice of crew would be someone like a US air force cosmonaut who’d trained in the field.

Not a pop singer .
What does she bring to the table?
Hardly skilled!!

” Oh like wow, so pretty!
Twinkly stars awesome.
I saw the moon!”

I’m not expecting a female crew to come back alive.
Pretty obvious someone will open a window and they’ll all get sucked into the black void.
Or explode due to hair curlers with faulty wiring left plugged in.

ABC News.

Nominated by : Miserable northern cunt

People Who Donate to the Myanmar* Earthquake Appeal
… are particularly Thick Cunts.

After a rare plea for international humanitarian assistance by junta chief Min Aung Hlaing:

“I would like to invite any country, any organisation, or anyone in Myanmar to come and help,” he said in a speech shortly after the disaster, claiming he had “opened all ways for foreign aid”.

And so, following on from this heartfelt outpouring of anguish …
“Made up of 15 UK aid agencies, including the British Red Cross, Oxfam and Save the Children, the DEC is asking the British public for donations before the monsoon season arrives in two months.”

Take special note, cunters …
“Baroness Chapman, minister for development, said public donations to the DEC appeal would be matched pound-for-pound by the government, up to the value of £5m.”

BBC News.

It`s a hard ask, I know, but cunters, for the sake of humanity, please donate to this worthy and deserving cause. And remember …

Just $10 will buy up to 10 rounds of ammunition for an AK-47.

$50 will enable Ming Butt Fuk to buy a new uniform pre-festooned with an array of colourful medal ribbons.

And $200, or more, could provide the top echelons of the Junta with new mobile phones so that they can coordinate more strategic genocidal incursions in the slaughtering their own people.

Thank you.

* Myanmar is a piece of arid dirty sand near India(ish).

Nominated by : Sam Beau