Cristiano Ronaldo and Piers Morgan (15)

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I finally got round to watching the 90 minute or so ‘interview’ between Piers Morgan and Cristiano Ronaldo.

What a pile of cunt.

Right. Here goes.

First up, Ronaldo was right in saying that United is run by cunts (the Glazers). He was also right cunting Gary Neville and Wayne Rooney.

But fuck me. What a precious Prima Donna cunt he came across as. At the age of 37, he can’t start demanding to be treated differently. Let’s face it.

He’s one of the greatest players ever. But he’s nothing spesh now. Bang average in terms of world class levels. To be expected, he’s knocking 40.

But he was at one of the world’s biggest clubs, Man Utd. He can’t start demanding this and that and refuse to be a sub. Refusing to come on?

That’s a cunt, right there.

But I digress

Morgan was the bigger cunt. His interview was the most sycophantic things I’ve ever heard.

The whole fiasco could’ve been reduced from 90 or so minutes to less than half a minute.

Ronaldo: Do you know who I am? (Repeat loudly throughout)

Morgan: Oh Ronnie honey, (slurp) you’re the best ever. Oh your member tastes so good (slurp).

Interview?

Fucking blow job, more like.

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Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

46 thoughts on “Cristiano Ronaldo and Piers Morgan (15)”

  2. You appear to be surprised that somebody who played for ManU thinks he’s a god? Even with my extremely limited knowledge of any sport I would have assumed that.

    • Once a Manc cunt, always a Manc cunt. Great player that he was (better than that little horse-eater Messi), he’ll forever be stained. Morgan is another stain, forever wallowing in his mediocrity.

      • Gods? Well, we’ve had a few. Big Duncan, Bobby, King Denis, Bestie, Robbo. Big Norm. Cantona, Sparky, Ruud. And that’s not all of them…

  3. Cristiano Ronaldo is undoubtedly a legend of a player.
    One of the greatest ever. A goal scoring machine.

    His best days are behind him though and I think he’s really struggling to accept it. In my opinion.

    Pies Moron is just a dyed in the wool cunt with zero redeeming qualities.

    Reckons he’d have Ronaldo join the Arse for the rest of the season in order to guarantee goals and the league title.

    Good luck with that.

    • He’s an amazing player, one of the greatest ever, no question, but he isn’t a team player, not loyal, just like that other amazing player, Ibrahimovi, but no one would ever have a go at him as he’d rip your head off. Ronaldo is also a great father. He’s a lonely guy, he can’t go out in public, so he lost his mind a bit and has acted like a monumental bellend this year.

      It’s very Harry and Megan-ish, ie. much ado about NOTHING.

      • You get players that are bone fucking stupid, like Gazza, Beckham, Rio Ferdicunt, and our favourite man Harry Kane. But Ronaldo seems to have a brain in his head. Very unusual fo your modern footballer. But in the old days there were a good few. Cruyff, Beckenbauer, Socrates, and – of course – this man.

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAn2JvdiTws

  4. Often described as a ‘blowhard’ Morgan. And he is. Always seems to me just out of breath.

    His huffin’ and puffin’ I suppose.

  5. Two cunts together who’d have thought.

    I wonder, who gives, who receives in this cosy relationship?

  8. One is a footballer, one is a journalist.

    By definition therefore.

    Both are CUNTS.

    Like royalty best ignored ….

  12. I’ve arrived at the conclusion that almost everyone and everything associated with contemporary professional football is a pile of cunt. These two are no exception. The cuntishness peaks at Premier League / international level and diminishes to something tolerable around Division 1.

  13. CR : was good, now getting old. End of story.
    PM: was loud mouth wanker. Still is. He should be avoided at all costs after his BS during covid.

  14. Morgan looks like some sweaty perv who has hired Ronaldo for gob jobs and arse work, both cunts in my opinion, i wouldnt mind if they were both involved in a freak elevator accident, still check Harry and Megain in with them, i will get my saw…

  15. Best days behind him obvs but the cunt still was 2nd in the goal scoring charts last year.

    That said he should just fucking retire and be done with it . Although not before doing a year in Saudi and earning £50m

    Stupid ragheads

  16. As for PM , as an ex military man , his
    shithousery as editor of the Mirror should have seen him shot.

    Ok my hero is Marine A but PM is still a cunt

  18. Morgan is a skittery turd of a man and Ronaldo is a greasy Dago has-been…..both are possibly The Gays.

    • I think you are definitely right on the football cunt. I used to wind this weird guy who used work with us, as he was a fan of this Moroccan UFC fighter of the peaceful persuasion who was big mates with Ronald.
      He used to post photos of them hugging in a swimming pool, and carrying each other in nothing but budgie smugglers.
      The crank would go nuts if I said they were gay, but it looked so homo erotic I said they should both throw each other off a roof.

  19. Never heard of this Ronaldo fuck, but TalkTV presenters don’t get much cuntier than Piers Morgan, not even Jeremy Kyle.

  20. Piers Morgan is starting to look like a Bo’ Selecta version of himself. He’s at least one of the few who uses his position as a mega-famous cunt to rip into the stuff that needs ripping into. But he has a Bo’ Selecta heid.

  21. From the Header pic, Ronaldo looks like a Drag Queen moments before he starts applying his make up, wig and fake tits.

  23. They are both a pair of grade A1 cunts. Ronaldo has always been a self centred, all about me cunt, and the way Morgan licks his arse is laughable.

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