The England One Day Cricket team are a useless steaming shitpile of World Cup failure going-home-early, national embarrassment, can’t bat catch or field mongs, humiliated, how the hell did you muppets steal the Ashes did the Aussies leave it in a bar, losing-to-Ireland-and-fucking-Banglafuckingdesh-ferfucksakes the cunts you useless cunts.