The Chinese

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The Chinese are rude miserable cunts who come here, set up fucking rancid takeaways and soak up the benefits of our society whilst putting nothing back in.

“Vely, vely good mr Clamoron” For fucks sake.

The Chinese prop up North Korea, a desperate shithole of mad slitty eyed gooks who eat thier own people and stick most of then in death camps. Led by a fat yellow ugly evil little stunted cunt who was educated in Switzerland.The Chinese cunts use North Korea as a dog to bark at the west.

And stupid cunts in the west still buy tons of crappy shit from the chinky bastards!!

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish

Mothers in law

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My mother in law is a useless dodering playing for symapthy alcoholic TV hogging old cunt who stashes my booze away when she comes round with her fucking miserable cunt of a dog who marks my carpets with it fucking dirty feet and shits horredous ammounts of brown stinking excrement in my lovely garden.

So I give the four legged cunt a good kick when no ones looking.

“Don’t hang the washing out, I’ll fucking do it!!” I say as she makes a bee line for the washing machine.
Funny how she can work a fucking washing machine, but the shrivelled old grey cunt can’t operate a fucking TV set up and wants me to put on her blue rinse prime time cunt fest that is ‘Downton Abbey’ for fucks sake.

The cunt can’t cook either, “do you want to make dinner?” she asks, then adds “you’re the cook after all”

???? fucking radge old cunt. Fuck off!!

I am going to give in to the urge to push the old windbag down the stairs in the hope she’ll break her fucking neck in the fall thereby stopping her from using any more of my valuable oxygen.

Then the dog goes to the local abbatoir! Arf!

Nominated by: Hurling Dervish

Irritating people

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People that go to ‘Uni’; people with a degree in politics, economics or both; Civil Servants that are not civil and don’t serve; militant gays; tories; lefties; Nelson Mandela, Robert Mugabe and various other nig-nogs and pakis that are busily fucking up the brilliant legacies left to them by the British Empire; people who say they ‘would gladly pay more tax’ but don’t; that stupid bitch at the bank who asks you ‘Is there anything else I can help you with?’ when she hasn’t helped you with anything in the first place; people who are more concerned about fucking whales and polar bears than people; people who walk slowly, directly in front of you, at the shopping centre; women in their late 50’s with short, grey, motorcycle-helmet-hair-styles, with side partings and dandruff, who don’t bother with make up and squeeze their ridiculously fat arses into Tesco own brand jeans two sizes too small whilst displaying a patronising, know it all attitutude, then wonder why their husband doesn’t want to shag them any more; people who think I’m interested in how far/fast they jogged this morning; people that are ‘working from home’; people who are ‘on a gap year’; people who say ‘old school’ and ‘awesome’, people who have a fucking ridiculous tattoo in the hope someone will ask them what it’s about and then bore the tits off us with their shit story about a dead dog/parent/child, like we should give a fuck.

Cunts. The lot of them.

Nominated by: Termujin

Islamist terrorist supporters

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Those morons that are constantly trying to defend islam as a religion of peace, as yet more fucking insane muslims deliver their personal brand of peace, harmony and brotherly love down the barrel of an AK47 in Nairobi, et al.

Everybody knows that muslims are cunts, there’s no point nominating them. If you think that a pædophile warlord was God’s prophet and the message most urgently delivered to Mo was that he was allowed to shag or kill whoever he liked whilst attempting to take over the world, then you are self evidently a cunt. No, it’s not the child-raping, drug dealing, curry munching rag heads that are the problem per se; cunts will be cunts, I guess. It’s the dopey fucking rent-a-gobs, the Stockholm Syndrome cretins, the quislings and degenerates that talk such bollox as ‘a tiny minority’ and ‘a handful of extremists’, etc.

It’s the fucking cowardice of the Government, this one and numerous previous, that will not call a spade a spade or a terrorist a terrorist. It’s tossers like the Popes and the Archbishops who speak of the followers of this sick cult as though they were equal with us, in either religion, science, medicine, culture or even just manners. It’s twats that think a muslim from Somalia called Mohammed is British because he’s good at running. Fucking running! Not brain surgery, not oncology, not quantum physics, just running.

FFS, wake up, declare islam a terrorist organisation, fuck all its followers off to nearest middle eastern desert and rip down the mosques. These fuckers spread their violence, misogyny, war and misery EVERYWHERE they fucking go. Fuck ‘em off, now, while there is still time.

Nominated by: Termujin

( Published in the interests of free speech – Don’t send the bomb to us – Ed )