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Anyone who does this “Ice Bucket Challenge” is a cunt…

What a load of self basting shite: and it shows how fucking stupid people are…

It reminds me of the old joke:

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was drunk.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was tied to the first monkey.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Because he thought it was a game….

Nominated by: Norman

The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge – what the fuck is ALS anyway? Oh it’s American for Motor Neurone Disease! Why can’t these fucking Yank cunts talk English?

Apparently, when challenged, these are the options :

(1) Pour a bucket of ice cold water over your head and donate $10 to the ALS Charity
(2) Refuse to pour a bucket of ice cold water over your head and donate $100 to the ALS Charity

I suggest a third option : Stop being a cunt, keep your money and tell them to fuck off! Simples…

Nominated by: Dioclese

Then again…

Just a thought.

COBRA……now that is a load of cunt…where a load of cunts sit round a desk and pretend they are going to do something about an emergency somewhere, when we all know they aren’t.

Ooh, reports the BBC. The Prime Minister is chairing a COBRA meeting….

Big fucking deal. Useless shower of cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by: Dan

I believe COBRA is an acronym for ‘Cunts Offer Bullshit Rather (than) Action’.

Nominated by: Fred West

I really need to nominate the fat cow and her skinny husband my wife and I encountered in Asda this morning. And I’m nominating them because of their disgraceful lack of hygiene. They appeared to be in their mid thirties, so you would have thought they’d have known better, but judging the stink they were both giving off, I’d have to say that hadn’t been near a bath or a shower for at least three weeks.

Now I have a very strong stomach, but I swear, these two gave off such a noxious aroma that I felt sick for a full 90 minutes after encountering them. And it wasn’t just the wife and I who noticed, everyone they walked past visibly recoiled when these two malodorous fucktards walked past them. And more than person suggested they partake of some serious bathing upon their return to their home. One bloke even offered to buy them some soap. Team Unclean seemed to be deaf as well as a dirty.

What’s gets me though, is their clothes appeared to be clean. So if they could be bothered to wash their clothes, why the fuck couldn’t they be bothered to wash themselves? This is the 21st Century. And in a first world country like the UK, there is no excuse for such a disgusting lack of hygiene.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Women are cunts. Clomping around in high-heel shoes like circus dwarfs doing tricks for the crowd so they don’t get whipped by the clowns. Why can’t the bitch cunts wear normal shoes instead of tippy-toeing on gaudy stilts.

It is grotesque seeing ugly fat bitches with orange faces and bingo wings in high-heel shoes. The sad cunts are now even putting platforms on the front (like club-foot foot shoes for Welsh incest babies) so their ugly little fat hairy bodies are even higher in the air.

We need to get back to more civilized times when women were used as farm animals and organic incubators to produce men.

Nominated by: Harvey

…and that perfect Christmas present for the women who has everything?