Will Self needs a cunting for going on some shite radio 4 show and slagging off George Orwell. Now I have to admit, Orwell isn’t one of my favourite writers. I prefer Science Fiction and Horror. However, Orwell made some interest points that are more true today than they were when he wrote those points down.

Self, seemed to think he was superior to Orwell. Though from what I’ve heard of Self over the years, I’m confident in claiming that Self isn’t even fit to lick dog shit from the soles of Orwell’s shoes. I haven’t actually read any of his written works, I just assume it’s a load of ultra left wing bollocks written by a self important, pseudo intellectual, former smack head. He has a face perfectly suited for sneering, and appears to look down on anyone who isn’t Will Self.

Come to think of it, he also has a face that you’d be happy to suffer a fractured hand after repeatedly punching.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw

Will ‘Death Him” Self is a total cunt. And the day Self is better than Orwell is the day I show my arse on top of the CIS Building…

Nominated by: Norman

Anyone with a Maori tattoo is a cunt.

I go swimming during the week, and the state of some of the fat bloated cunts who splosh into the pool has to be seen to be believed….but they have a confidence that they simply don’t warrant having, and it’s all because they have these fucking ridiculous Moari tattoos on their arm and shoulder….and most ridiculously of all, their calf.

Wise the fuck up, you daft cunts.

It’s not cool, it’s not hard, and when you are old and wrinkly, as well as fat, white and blotchy, you’ll look like an even bigger prick.

Get a Bazooka gum transfer instead if you need some ink.

Nominated by: Dan

( and that Robbie Williams is a cunt too )

This ebola virus thing is a right cunt. Apparently incurable until some stupid yanks and brits catch it and get flown home for treatment with a drug that doesn’t exist because there’s no known cure.

If the end of the world is coming can we please get on with it? Too many people occupying too little land with not enough food. Something has to give. Nature needs to reset the balance. I had great hopes for Aids but that fizzled out. Maybe ebola is the answer?

Here’s a thought: Why don’t we round up all the infected people and fly them to Iraq and Syria to join the jihad? Makes perfect sense. Much cheaper than military intervention.

Expect some cunt will come up with a cure if it ever reaches America – which it will if they keep flying their own people home for treatment with that non-existent drug they’ve got. Stupid cunts.

Apocalypse Now. Keep calm and watch Brad Pitt movies…

Nominated by: Dioclese

These anti-surveillance cunts are always bleating on about the routine intrusions of GCHQ and NSA spying on everyone’s internet activity? Banging on tediously about the individual’s right to privacy being sacrosanct, the right for personal data to remain personal and private.

And yet many of these are the exact same cunts gleefully posting and reposting the private photos of various actresses hacked from cloud storage services. Obviously I’m not for one moment suggesting that anyone who doesn’t understand the risks of taking naked photos of themselves is NOT a cunt (of course they are, and they’re often displaying their cuntery in the most literal terms), but at least they don’t display the repugnant sanctimoniousnes of these anti-surveillance hypocrites.

Fuck them all, the sad little cunts.

Nominated by: Fred West