Neil Hamilton

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For fuck’s sake what’s the matter with you cunts?!?

I cannot believe that no cunt out there has ever cunted this cunt on “…is a cunt”. And now just to make things worse, his cunt of a mate Farage has finally managed to get the cunt onto UKIP’s NEC. What’s the matter with UKIP? Have the cunts got a death wish?

This cunt is a fucking electoral liability. The rank and file membership think he’s a cunt, I think he’s a cunt and, frankly, it wouldn’t surprise me if the fragrant Christine thinks he’s a cunt.

Neil Hamilton is cunt amongst cunts; a veritable ubercunt; a cunt so large it could could swallow the Houses of Parliament. Whole. In one gulp. Cunts don’t come more cuntish than that!

Yes, Neil Hamilton IS a cunt – and anyone who disagrees is also a cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

Amazon Marketplace

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Amazon is a cunt. It’s now started restricting private individuals re-selling certain DVD titles on its “Marketplace” – even when their Seller Account is in good standing – the official line is that they want to reduce the number of counterfeit goods listed on Amazon Marketplace so that customers can trust Amazon…

Personally I think clamping down on the vast quantities of counterfeit electronic/computer peripherals originating from China would be a better way of Amazon increasing trust, rather than penalising private individuals who are just wanting to move on a DVD box set that they’ll never watch again. Paying the proper rate of tax would also help these lying, scumbag cunts win back public trust and confidence.

It’s obvious that far from being overly concerned about counterfeits, the wholesalers are seeing their sales fall as customers prefer to choose more reasonably priced second-hand titles and it’s probably the wholesalers who are twisting Amazon’s arm. It’s interesting that the particular box set I’ve been banned from re-selling has NO second-hand copies available on Amazon Marketplace at all, but lots of third party sellers offering it for the same price as Amazon – or considerably more.

Counterfeits, my arse. This is all about profits which should come as no surprise from a bunch of tax-avoiding cunts.

Nominated by: Fred West

Commission based selling

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Parasite shite hair cunt commission based outfits that cold call on pensioners and benefits inbreeds flogging “eco” boilers or thermal roof panels or insulation or new roofs or new driveways ect ect at one time only special discount prices with – you’ve guessed it – “free fitting”.

What a bunch of cunts.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

Used car salesman are cunts too. Fell on hard times a few years ago and traded my car in for “quality used car ?” Turned out it was fucking death trap. Cost me a fucking fortune in the long run. Cunts the fucking lot of them !

Nominated by: Cuntface

Door to door salesen? Should set the dogs on the scum. I had an issue with a salesman from well known double glazing company. Could not get rid of him, he tried every trick in the book except offer his arse to secure the deal and I’ll bet he’d have done that if I hadn’t managed to push him out of the door.

Nominated by: Captain Japseye

Supermodels

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Who the fuck gets to designate the title ‘supermodel’ to these sour faced, pointless cunts.

When you look at what these oxygen thieves do for a living, you have to wonder what the fuck society has come to.

Walking up and down while wearing clothes……thats it. What everyone else does before they leave the house in the morning to go and work proper jobs.

Useless cunts

Nominated by: Odin’s balls

Most supermodels are poe faced, tantruming overpaid skinny tarts with no tits… What I don’t get though is why all these stick insects like Evangelista and Campbell were doing in George Michael’s videos, when he uses the tradesman’s entrance? Mind you, it could be because half of them looked like geezers with lip gloss..

Claudia Schiffer was fit in her day though…

Nominated by: Norman