David Baddilel is a twat…

UK Gold (a shit channel that cuts everything up with adverts) has recently had some Morecambe and Wise thing on: Not much stuff from Eric and Ernie themselves, but plenty from cunts like Punt and Baddiel. Instead of showing a Morecambe and Wise sketch, they show Baddilel watching it on a big screen and laughing (in that Des O’ Connoer style showbiz manner!).

Nobody wants to watch Baddiel anyway. But who the fuck wants to watch the little turd laughing at a big screen? That’s entertainment?! Television is dead….

Nominated by: Norman

These cunts are in the same bag as the Amateur Aid Worker. Why is it, that when someone shoves their arse with Heroin and then gets caught – or some fuckwit backpacker is busted with 75 Kg of Ice in China and will now face death row – that we need to now feel for them, or our money is spent to get them out of the shit?

Fuck ’em…

Nominated by: King Cunt

"As sponsored by a man who knows fuck all about it but still 
 makes the rules"

Self-rightous holier-than-thou mumsnet mafia, who think that we’re all beholden to the brats they spawned. “Breastfeeding is normal and natural” aye, so is taking a dump. I’d be offended if someone curled one down in a Little Chef, let alone ruining my hundred quid afternoon tea in Claridge’s.

Nominated by: The Large Visage

What a bunch of pointless cunts they are. Founded by a French street mime artist, need I say more about the absolute cuntitude that oozes from every pore of their being.

Someone really needs to tell them that circus acts died out and became about as interesting as the world championship paint drying finale around the same time that the Atari game consoles appeared on the market.

The latest offering from this bunch of complete losers is in fact called ‘Kooza’, ironic really because phonetically speaking this is the Danish word for CUNT!

Check out the pretentious bollocks on the website “combining two circus traditions – acrobatic performance and clowning”.

These just happen to be two of my least favourite things on the planet. Way up there with being shot at by ragheads and gastric flu.

Anyone, and I mean anyone who thinks that performing feats of juggling or other circus bullshit in a public place should be beaten to death with their juggling clubs or fucking unicycle.

You know who you are……CUNTS!!!!

Nominated by: Odin’s Balls

Griefjackers (or Grief Monkeys) are cunts…

The tragic death of Australian batsman, Phil Hughes, prompted the latest lemming like bout of griefjacking… Cunts en masse actually buying cricket bats just to put them outside as a ‘tribute’ (or be an exhibitionist tosser on social media).

The predicament of Fabrice Muamba (who is still with us) also prompted griefjacking on a sickening scale (Even though he wasn’t dead!).

Ever since the demise of Lady Di griefjacking has become part of the national psyche… Some celebrity or sportsperson (any celebrity or sportsperson!) passes away and the online freaks and Twitter Twats act like it is Jack Kennedy 1963 all over again… Even JFK didn’t get the outpouring of ‘tributes’ and griefjacking that poor Phil Hughes has had…

Nominated by: Norman