I hate cunts in boats. I’ve always hated cunts in boats. Only cunts with horses have found a faster way of pissing money up the wall…

And now there’s a different variety of cunts in boats – fucking Africa refugee cunts on boats with a sprinkling of ISIS fighters mixed in for good measure. Blockade the African coast. Take the cunts off in landing craft and dump them back on a beach in Africa. Then sink their fucking boats or give ’em to Flaxen Saxon and let him have a bonfire – preferably with the owners still inside them.

Anyone thick enough to pay wads of money to try to cross the Med in one of these things has to be fucking thick as two short planks and needs to be eradicated from the gene pool – so maybe just sink the cunts. That’ll stop ’em!

Fucking yatchies are the worst. Arrogant, pompous, supercilious cunts the lot of ’em. Boats should be banned and any cunt who owns one deserves to have it sunk. Or to be deporting to ISIS…

Nominated by : Dioclese

The cunt in the Muller Rice bear suit and whoever thought that shit up need immediate ISIS-angry execution. Absolute dog shit. You can imagine the fucking fresh-out-of-uni chinless cunts in marketing, “Ya guys, do you remember Vanilla Ice!?? Ya, hashtag retro. hyuck, hycuk, hycuk!”

How that fucking idea got processed through the cunts brain and out of their mouth is beyond me, let alone past numerous adults involved in the production of the advert. Why didn’t someone with half a head stick their hand up on the set and say “Hang on, this appears to be complete, mindless wank of the first degree. What the fuck has this got to do with fucking yogurt?

Get the cunt off my fucking screen!

Nominated by: Cunt O’MaCunto

I would like to nominate anyone who uses the word, ” awesome ” as a prize cunt. What happened to wow, well done, splendid. In other words people don’t have the capacity between their ears to think and then deliver an original response to any achievement

Nominated by: Lord Cunt of Stoke on Trent

I nominate any politician that claims they will raise money by ‘Clamping down on tax avoidance and tax evasion’.

Funny how this only becomes an issue at election time. Why the fuck are they not ‘Clamping down’ already? Every flippin’ election we hear this care-worn, means-nothing platitude. (Or is that an Australian marsupial?) What do these people do between elections? Not clamp down on tax evasion.? It makes me so angry I could throw the phone down.

Cunts, that’s what they are.

Nominated by: Fleaboy

If I have to tell the fucking bin men to stop deliberately putting the emptied bins up against my car (so they blow on to it, like the other day, for the third week in a row) I’m going to follow the cunts home and execute them in front of there families before dismembering them and throwing them in numerous bins.

You empty bins because you are thickoid no hoper cunts, with no other options for employment in society. Its your station, so get used to it. At least people will always need bins emptying, I have 22 years experience in my engineering field and I’m currently unemployed…

Its that parasitic socialist sense of entitlement that they all display, ‘I work for a living too therefore I also demand a new car and you should pay for it too’ not realising of course the amount of effort one has to put into education and the said job to attain such levels of independence. This rebuttal is usually met with with ‘you think you are better than us’ comments from the knuckle draggers in question.

Cunts.

Nominated by: The Captain