Climate Change, thats a fucking oxymoron, a climate is variable by definition.
We have seasons, spring, summer, autumn, winter.
Of course the climate changes!
I suppose that have to call it climate change now, because global warming has been dis-proven.

But hey, bring in carbon taxes to save the planet….lol

Nominated by: Boaby

Wind farms are a good example of their climate change stupidity. They claim the generate “free electricity”, but they don’t just pop up like mushrooms, they need a concrete base and steel it’s construction, which takes a lot of chemicals and electricity to make. Do they take more resources to build than they generate in their operational lifespan ?

Same for electric cars, last time I looked a battery was full of a lot of nasty chemicals…

Nominated by: Andy C

Who the fuck pays well over the top for an old set of shelves badly painted in primer or a mirror with glitter around the frame, i’ll tell you who, a cunt. The talentless cunts who churn this shit out who are under the misguided impression they are some sort of artists need one of their pastel blue lampstands inserted up their nose too!

Shabby chic = I saw you coming you fucking idiot now gimme £90 for that old chair I found in the road and painted gypsy green!

Nominated by: Pagliacci

Wasting food is a cunt.

The “I buy a whole Chicken cook it, eat the breast meat then throw the rest away” are wasteful cunts.

The “go to a Restaurant and leave a third of their food on the plate to try not to look greedy or thinking its good manners” are cunts.

The “cunts who throw food away because its a day out of date” are cunts.(Trust your instincts and if it smells rotten or looks off then chuck it).

The food wasting cunts are fucking cunts, and if I had my way I would make them eat dog shit for breakfast, Cat shit for dinner and they would only get supper if they ate it all. The Cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

I was rather shocked, amused, and surprised to hear of my demise in 1993 on a regimental memorial page.

A former college called me at work and pointed me in their direction.

I replied to all the rumours and condolences directly, when out of the mists of time comes an old room mate, bounding towards me like a Labrador with a turd in it’s mouth!

He made references to all the “good times we had”

Obviously being a member of this fine forum I am more honest than most, and had to remind him of the fact he stole tools from my tank, helped himself to item’s from my locker and shit out in combat.

I was asked to remove these comments, which I did, seeing as it is a respectful site.

But why the fuck do people gloss over history to the extent we are all mates?

Nominated by: Lord Benny

I was invited to a 60th birthday party by someone I’d not seen for over 40 years.

How was it? Well, I wrote a song about it – and every bloody word is true…

Nominated by: Chas C

Persons of a supposedly “progressive” persuasion would happily have us believe that the British, primarily the English, were the only people who ever indulged in empire building and colonization.

French? Absolute sweethearts throughout history apparently. Spaniards? Portuguese? Dutch? Benevolence personified, never conquered, invaded or exploited anyone.

Yeah. Right. I’d feel somewhat cheap taking the piss out of a modern German citizen over certain “events” of 70 odd years ago, so how come we have to take this shit and eat it constantly? Were we just that bit better at it than the aforementioned Continentals perhaps? This endless Empire Guilt crap comes out of the TV (not just Auntie Beeb either) and infests everything from the news, documentaries and even kids programmes. And always from above, from some rich and/or posh cunt and aimed at we plebs in the lower orders.

Fuck ’em.. I’m off to buy a fucking Pith Helmet and a monocle, just to piss them off…

Nominated by: Mr Bastard