Just been to visit my nephew and his wife and kids. This isn’t showing much family loyalty but I’m sorry to have to report he is actually a flash cunt.

Firstly to quote ‘You know how I paid for this watch ?’ Me- ‘no’. Him £15,000′. I think this was supposed to impress. Dear oh dear.

Then he starts telling me about his job. He is ‘something in sales’. He tells me how he spends all day getting people to buy services they don’t really need and how this boosts his commission. ‘I’m on £80,000 atm should be up to £100,000 next year.’

To cap it all we then go for a drive in his executive motor. Fuck me! You know those knob heads who tail gate? That’s him. He actually said ‘Oi little man in your little car get out my way’ whilst flashing his lights and bibbing his hooter. He also took great delight in over taking cars as close as possible and I mean about 2 inches. All this with his 2 kids in the back.

I told him he was driving like a cunt only to be told ‘ I know what I’m doing.’ A prime example of the ’alpha male’.

Nominated by: Ozmandias

I would like to cunt traffic “planners”.

These oxygen thiefs hate cars so much – they are undoubtedly all spiteful small-minded creeps who probably use public transport or bicycles – that their junction control programming hold up the flow of traffic for no reason. Sets of traffic lights with pedestrian crossings are timed so much in favour of the walkers that few cars escape in the 20 seconds they’re given, before the peds get another 3 minutes, plus another 10 seconds on top with all lights on red, presumably just in case a paraplegic is rolling slowly across the road. The frustration caused has led to many accidents, as drivers take risks to escape their imprisonment.

Bloody useless cunts!

Nominated by: Ed P

The Bible = proof that God exists

The Quoran = proof Allah exists

Mr Men book = proof that Mr Tickle exists

Nominated by: Nickleby

Azerbaijan had oil revenues of £19 billion last year and is promoting it’s self to be the next Dubai …..

It’s going to be building the tallest building in the world at a cost of £1.25 billion in an almighty pissing competition with whoever ….

They don’t appear to be in much need of ‘foreign aid’ if you ask me.

Nominated by: Boilmypiss

Your News drama queen …is a Cunt.

“Here we are in Cumbria where there is no: power, drinking water, food, road access or trains, BUT! we managed to get a film crew and support team through.”

“No fuck off with your emergency vehicle we were here first and I’m doing a piece to camera.”

On Sky this morning the ginger drama weather whore; “………….that’s why our job is sooo important.”

Cunts the lot of ’em.

Nominated by: King Cnut