Cunts on mobiles full stop.

I have a theory about people who get run over whilst on the side of the road: If they were conscious of their surroundings rather than engrossed with their phones and possibly would still be alive.

Example: Saw an incident where a car skidded for at least 10 meters near a bus stop everyone jumped out of the way except 2 cunts on phones who didn’t even notice until the car knocked the phone out of the girls hand……so cunts on phones all the time need a cunting as well as selfie takers

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

I’d like to cunt rain. It’s fucking pissing down and my cat’s waiting for me to get the chicken from Tesco. Might have to get the car out. Why doesn’t it do it during the night when people are asleep?

Nominated by: Allan

Queuing outside a Restaurant is a cunt,

Near where I live in London there is a Restaurant which you can guarantee every weekend there is a queue of cunts waiting for other cunts to finish so they can go and eat in there. Seriously these cunts need to sort their lives out, fucking sad cunts who are so desperate to get in there they wait outside looking in and putting the poor cunts inside off their food. Fuck off to another Restaurant you cunts.

Nominated by: Black & White Cunt

I would like to cunt the cunt who rubbed the paint off my front bumper with their car when I was staying at a hotel recently, and to also cunt the cunt who stacked into my rear bumper and shattered it while my car was parked in a hospital carpark visiting someone very recently. My message to these fucks is LEARN THE WIDTH OF YOUR OWN CAR, YOU CUNTS. For blueberry fucks sakes it’s not quantum physics?

It must be hard for some of these fuckers to drive when they’re checking their wankbook status with one hand and wanking with the other. Fucking idiots. Car body repairs are not cheap.

Also just this week, I was sitting in my car waiting in the town carpark reading the paper, and some fucking cunt slammed his door up against my passenger side, trying to get out of his car. Even winding down my passenger window and shouting at him “Oi fucking watch what you’re doing, you dozy cunt”, he looked at me like I’d just shit through his letterbox. One of these affluent retired old boy cunts who has “Me Myself Fucking I” stamped on his forehead. Having a long fulfilling life clearly hasn’t stopped him being a cunt.

I’m not bothering taking the repairs through my insurance. Less hassle to pay for it directly to have it fixed. Paying-out for other people’s cuntitude is the way things are these days. Like pretty much all of us here, I work my cock and balls off to have a decent car, and these damaging pricks just sail through life being a cunt. Fucking not right.

Nominated by: Twatvarnish

I would like to cunt Emmerdale

More specifically the character called “Kerry Whyatt”. The character is pretty much your average chav slag you get in this sort of programme, loose morals and an even looser vagina.

The difference here being the character played is a Type 1 diabetic, which means you must inject insulin to be able to function.

I’ve been diabetic for over 50 years now, and it’s no trivial matter to deal with. I must be very careful what I eat, monitor my blood sugar and take injections. If you keep your blood sugars within a normal range, you can lead a normal, productive life.

If your blood sugars go too high, it fucks your kidneys, eyes and feet up.

If it goes really high, you go into a coma and die. If it goes too low, you go into a coma and die. This can happen on any given day. So, nothing trivial about this condition.

This character eats all day fucking long all day long (sweets,cakes etc) , drinks like a fucking fish and never ever checks her sugar levels, . Oh, she went blind in one episode, but the Sainted NHS managed to sort it all out of course

Recent episode, she broke into a sweet factory, downed a bottle of whiskey and eat 10 chocolate bunnies, all with no ill effect.

To trivialise type 1 diabetes in this manner is fucking unacceptable. Cunts

Nominated by: AndyC