Devolution is an utter cunt.

We are either the UK or not. These devolved parliaments are bollocks. Another layer to the gravy train. We should have councils/local authorities and Parliament. End of. We are The United Kingdom.

There should also be a vote for the rest of the UK on Scotland’s independence. Hopefully we will vote them out and little miss Krankie can take her bankrupt, booze and drug addled, benefits dependent little shithole to the EU. Who will also tell them to fuck off because they need no more failed economies.

Nominated by: Cunstable Cuntbubble

I need to cunt FIFA. They have launched disciplinary proceedings against Wales, not for being Welsh which would be fair enough, but because supporters wore poppies during the World Cup qualifier against Serbia.

Northern Ireland face charges over “acts of remembrance” . England and Scotland also face proceedings because they wore armbands with a poppy on it.

Apparently the poppy is now a political symbol. It was when it was inaugurated by Earl Haig in 1928 but not nowadays. What an utter bunch of cunts FIFA are.

So much for modernising etc post Blatter. More of the same bollocks from these morons.

I don’t like international football anyway but the sooner we drop those cunts the better. They will be crawling all,up Putins arse in 2 years time but he is ok isn’t he. Wear a poppy and you get fucked.

Utter, utter cunts.

Nominated by: Johnson

Skip parasites are cunts… There are two types of skip parasite… One is the neighbour who doesn’t give you the time of day for most of the year, yet when you hire a skip to clear out some crap the smarmy cunt will come on all nicey nice and say ‘Oh, I’ve got this tree… I’ve got this car bumper etc…’ And they suddenly know you exist just so they can put their crap in a skip that you paid good money for… Fucking two-faced leeching scum cunts…

The other variety of parasite is the thieving scum who will shamelessly park outside your house in broad daylight and ferret through what you have thrown away… I caught one daft bitch doing this and nicking rolls of discarded wallpaper… She came out with all this hippy bollocks, ‘Hey! You don’t want it… Why can’t I have it?…’ I told the horrible slag that she didn’t pay for it and that I would whack her with said wallpaper roll if she didn’t fuck off pronto… No doubt about it, Skips attract right cunts…

Nominated by: Norman

I would like to cunt ‘The Voice ‘ newspaper.

Let me get this right , your main gripe is that blacks aren’t treated equally, so what do you do? You set up a newspaper for a group of people who only have 1 thing in common, they are black. Isn’t that a bit racist? What would be the reaction if someone tried to set up a newspaper catering solely for white people? What could we call it? Fucked if I know.

Someone mentioned Darius Howe, what a pillock that man was. I Bet he woke up in the morning thinking ‘ right what’s gonna upset me today’

Nominated by: Richard I

I’d like to nominate busty lesbian milfs in stockings, licking each others arses as cunts.

Now i wait and see what photo will be in the header….

Nominated by : Birdman