Category Archives: cunt

Non-entity celebrity

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We’re now in the era of the non-entity slebrity. TV these days has gone so far down to the bottom of the shitpool, that any old bucket of toss can be seen as the next big thing, mainly because the younger sheeple don’t even care about decent programming anymore. Usually raised on a diet of BeniTwat and The Only Way Is Cunt.

Another thing which made me laugh are these so-called “Social Media Stars”. It’s fucking laughable how these “Facebook Stars” are given attention just because they film their adult-child antics, ie act like a total cunt and get famous for about three days before fading from memory. Way too much of a disposable non-culture these days, and it’s a steaming delivered basket of giraffe shit.

Talent isn’t required in today’s fucked up world. All that’s needed is to act like a knob. It pays to be a cunt in TV slebland these days. What in the crap went wrong?

Nominated by: TwatVarnish

Guiness

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Guinness are cunts.

Just seen their advert waxing lyrical about Gareth Thomas coming out as gay.

What that has to do with Guinness it doesn’t say. Someone from The Guinness marketing team care to illuminate on this.

If the idea is that the sight of a gay Welsh rugby player is going to send us all rushing out for a Guinness there could be a flaw in that plan.

If they are just trying to capitalise on the fact rugby is homoerotic and Guiness suspect that many male rugby fans are in the closet it might be a clever bit of marketing.

New Guinness slogan?

Gayness is good for you?

I could use a drink but it won’t be a Guiness in case drinking that shit is now code for I’ll have an anal chaser……

Nominated by: Sixdog Vomit

Immigration

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Bradford, 2016

I would like to cunt immigration. How long can we carry on like this? 660,000 arrived here in the last year! The net figure is 330,000 when you take into account the number emigrating. It would be interesting to know the make up of the people emigrating.

If the majority are the indigenous population then the make up of the population is being changed rapidly beyond recognition.Some would no doubt say’ what does it matter?’ People are people but what are we losing? We are becoming something different and it is being imposed on us.

It was all summed up by Gordon Brown when he called that woman a bigot because she didn’t like the way her neighbourhood was changing before her eyes. She wasn’t, her concerns were legitimate and Gordon Brown was an out of touch cunt.

Nominated by: Richard 1

Momentum (3)

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THE LOCAL PSYCHIATRIC INSTITUTION WERE OUT AND ABOUT ON THEIR ANNUAL JOLLIES, SHOWING OFF THE PRODUCT OF THEIR ART THERAPY CLASS……

An emergency “Peoples” cunting please for Magic Grandad’s paid bunch of Neanderthals, who, at the blast of the marshal’s whistle is ready to drop everything and get in a taxi for the sake of a cheap photo opportunity. This rat infested heap of unemployable scum descended on Leeds hospital this afternoon to punch the nose of one of Matt Hancock’s staff:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/home/index.html

This shit and piss stained heap of never-were’s were clearly put up to this since it occurred just hours after the original story was included in newspaper and media stories.

It just shows how much freedom we would have in this country if McDonnell, Catweazle and their bunch of knuckle dragging cunts ever get power in this country.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Shitty advertising

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I’d like to cunt two adverts.

1) The latest Audi advert which looks half decent until you get the godawful breathy whiny warblings of Homeward Bound in the background which kills it! (Apparently sung by Gina Kushka – did NOT put that voice with that face).

2) The Amazon add where two “friends” buy each other a pair of knee braces. If you haven’t seen it yet I’m sure it’ll make you vomit.

Nominated by: Rebel without a Cunt!