George Osborne

Gideon Osborne needs another cunting.

The alleged coke using, useless cunt is quitting as MP for Tatton, he is no doubt really busy ‘earning’ his pay as editor of the Evening Standard (No doubt he’ll get a bonus for all the promoting of the Cuntservatives we will now get). He also gets an ‘allowance’ from his family business.

What a fucking cunt.

Nominated by Black and White Cunt.

Don’t forget his other day job….literally a day job, one day per week working for Blackrock. £650 grand a year or £13,500 a day. Ka-ching, jackpot, bingo! I’m sure he will be toasting us all with a few bottles of Cristal.

His favourite mantra was  ‘We are all in this together’…oh yeh, don’t WE all wish we were rolling in ‘this’ together with him.

Politicians in general,  can’t get enough of ‘this’ and ‘that’  Be it filthy lucre; hoes and blow; brown envelopes; rent boys; pussy…….

Nominated by Mike Oxard.

Well before he stated he would stand down as an M.P, Little Gideon started claiming his payback for all the favours he dished out while he was Chancellor. A job in a bank…4 days a month for 650 grand…fuck you, pay me. In the last month a speech to HSBC suits for 65 grand….fuck you, pay me and a speech to some corporate pharmaceutical cunts for 82 grand….fuck you, pay me. Then, despite zero journalistic experience, editor of the Standard, fee undisclosed as yet……fuck you, pay me. Of course the Standard is owned by a Russian, so we can only imagine what favours Georgie boy did for the Kremlin.

Yes little Gideon is a very busy boy. His workload may explain why he had not held a constituency surgery for nearly 2 fucking years and why he had only participated in a third of the votes in Parliament since Treezer kicked his greedy arse out of Number 11. Fuck me it’s a hard life being a politician  (soon to be ex-politician!)

Nominated by Freddie The Frog.

Kay Burley

Kay Burley, the Sky News carrot topped gobshite is making a proper cunt of herself and no mistake. The dummy is right out of the pram because Treezer has told the MSM TV channels to get to fuck with their live debates. And despite every interviewee giving a perfectly sound reason for her doing this, Kay just puts her head to one side and asks the same question time and time again;

“So, what has Mrs May got to be afraid of?”

She probably thinks it makes her look like a hard nosed journalist exposing the truth for the good of the people. She is wrong. It makes her look like a mutton dressed as lamb petulant arse hole. And a cunt.

Nominated by Skidmark Eggfart.

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Samuel Smith’s Brewery

Samuel Smiths are cunts… What with supermarket booze and the smoking ban, there are hardly any punters left in pubs anyway… And Sam Smiths want to drive what they’ve got left away by banning swearing?! Let me guess: some snowflake modern parent libmong silly slag complained when she heard someone mutter an ‘offensive’ and ‘vile’ (they love that one) word in front of her brats, Tamara and Pukeykins, who shouldn’t be in a pub anyway… Sam Smiths are cunts and deserve to go bust…

Nominated by Norman.

Liam Neeson

I would like to nominate Liam Neeson as a fucking cunt. Now I know what you are thinking…what has Liam done to justify this hatred? Well, I admit it is irrational but it’s there and it won’t go away. Firstly anybody involved in Star Wars is a total wanker…nothing to discuss. Then there is the “Taken” franchise, a load of car chase, machine gun bollocks where Liam has bullets splattering into the wall around his head but takes out the foreign cunt with a karate chop. I particularly hate “Taken 2″ because I actually paid money to watch that pile of adolescent nonsense. Liam’s tour de force was undoubtedly the title role in Schindlers. But who can forget the pathetic crying scene at the end which completely fucked up the whole film. I don’t know how many takes there were but I always imagine Spielberg saying..”Just print it, it ain’t gonna get any better.” To be fair, Liam has one great film… “Michael Collins”. But that’s only because he was playing himself….a big headed arrogant Irish cunt. I just don’t like the bastard and that’s it!

Nominated by Freddie The Frog.

HM Revenue and Customs

I want to nominate HM Customs for a cunting.

Now if this lot were to stop drugs, weapons and terrorists from entering the country, I’d be singing their praises. But they don’t, and in any case it’s the sniffer dogs that do all the work.

No sir, their entire preoccupation is taking money off people who have found their goods cheaper abroad and paid for them with money they’ve already paid income tax on.

Free trade with Europe? Don’t make me laugh. Try bringing a van of booze and ciggies back from France and see how far you get. Even if the stuff was manufactured in the UK in the first place.

Cunts all. (Except for the dogs. The only employees doing a decent days work).

Nominated by the Duke of Cuntshire.