A song from WWII by Vera Lynn? No the sound orf crazed fillies screaming in panic. Yes that old favourite PANIC once again hits the streets orf Blighty. The Chav crowds oit and enjoying a spot orf shoplifting and shirtlifting up West while fighting for a bargain are suddenly fighting for a safe space instead. Frightened fillies doing that annoying OMG hand flutter in front orf their gobs and being wrapped in space blankets while receiving counselling and blubbing into her mobile. Can’t beat a filly for multi-tasking. Plod with laser sight H&K MP5s filmed putting the red dot orn each other. Social cunts handing oit bottles orf water. TV reporters asking “wadda ya see..wadda ya see”. Same response “Ahm runnin’ ‘cos every other fucker’s runnin’ innit”.

In truth the cunts don’t know why they are running, it’s another new social phenomenon like flash mobs and fake news. It’s a panic innit. I would love to have put these bollock deficient snowflake cunts up in the East End during the Blitz. Give ’em a spot orf blast that turns the old lungs inside oit or a nice firestorm followed up by phosphorus shower. Feel the earth move me dahlings? Only an 1800kg bomb from a Heinkel. Remember the sound orf those engines for next time.

Turns oit a spot orf fisticuffs between two orf da black yoot kicked it orf. Bugger me, who needs ISIS to inspire the end orf human civilization when all you need is a Twatter account and chavs with mobiles.

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

I want to Cunt the parents who go on Social Media to complain that their child has not been invited to a birthday party or some such thing. The reason that your child wasn’t invited was because the child is unpopular with it’s peers.
It’s no good whinging about Autism,ADHD etc. (and how real these actual conditions are is debatable). If the other children don’t like the brat,why should they have to have them at their party? In fact,it might get through to the “shunned” child that their behaviour is unacceptable and they should fucking well learn to live like a decently raised child,and not like some spoiled brat.
The parents do their “special little man” no favours by letting it think that everyone else is in the wrong for not including it. I wouldn’t invite some Spacca to any do that I was having,they’d just spoil it for the normal people. Children would do well to learn early that acting like a Monga might impress those daft enough to swallow it,but the real world won’t be so easily fooled.

These children aren’t “Special”,they’re just badly raised. The “Care-givers” should accept this and toughen up their attitude to the spoiled brats.A bit of tough love would do them the world of good.

Fuck them.

Nominated by Dick Fiddler

A nomination of personal annoyance here – British actor Martin Freeman.

Famous for playing Tim in Ricky Gervais’ shit-fest The Office, he also played as Tim in the shit ‘n’ thankfully short-lived The Robinsons, Tim in pubehead Moffat’s Sherlock, Tim in the Hobbit trilogy and is currently appearing as Tim in the excruciatingly annoying Vodafone adverts.

This jug-eared tribute act to Norwich’s finest inbreeding programme has carved out a career from playing the same bemused, stammering, wise-cracking cunt in everything, and I mean everything he’s cast in. He’s simply one of those fuckers with a face so punchable it takes every effort to not deliver an uppercut to the TV screen. I must be missing something because I can’t see any appeal to this fucking buffoon.

He may not be a bad person, so the limited cunting opportunities on him may be as one-dimensional as his acting, but this turd in human form has been simmering my piss since 2002. So for that reason, he is a cunt.

Nominated by The Empire Cunts Back

Javid Ahmed is a fucking arsehole who stuck this on Longrider’s blog a couple of days back when he wrote about the vegan who decided that Amazon should stop selling a plastic pig toy.

“Dont worry I have contacted mediatemple.net a shutdown of your domain is being arranged as you sitting behind a wall, you have no clue what animals suffer and on here. Your all just a bunch if inbred redneck hillbillies turds. am sure you mums and dads that bastards they are all inbred terrorists also no go fuck yourself you cunt?”

Mediatemple quite rightly told him to fuck off.

To all you self appointed self righteous self indulgent arrogant cunts just like Javid who want to stifle any opinion that contradicts their narrow minded view of the world, I say “Fuck you. You’re all cunts”

Nominated by Dioclese

The Daily Express are cunts…

I know that papers now resort to barrel scraping tactics in order to get noticed and clickbait… But the Daily Express actually using a ‘Google maps show aliens’ headline (online) is taking the piss…

Featuring ‘pictures’ of an ‘alien’ sunbathing in a deckchair?! I know The Express isn’t great, but since when did it become the Sunday Sport?! Does the cunt who wrote that ‘alien’ bollocks actually get paid for doing it?! Cunts….

Nominated by Norman