Routers

Routers are a cunt, is there any electronic device out there that you can think of, that is more headache inducing then the dreaded Wi-Fi router?! I think not these wifi devices were designed by bloody monkeys FFS

Bought a top of the line router last week and only regret is my experience from buying the fucking damn thing. This router touts extreme range and 5ghz dual band but its fucking lies! Because my old router has a stronger signal strength and that blasted thing never even had a antenna This one had 4 antennas and is completely fucking useless, play around with the antennas all you like friends but it isn’t gonna increase your signal one betty booping bit.

So in the end of my experience my 4 yr old router works better and has better signal strength then a brand spanking new one with better features… fucking unbelievable fellow cunters

Nominated by, TitSlapper

Tom Watson and Ed Miliband

Tom Watson and Ed Miliband deserve a nomination. They recently tried to amendments to the new Data Protection bill that would have shackled the free press. Watson wanted newsgroups to pay the legal costs of anyone who brought a lawsuit against a particular newspaper, even if that person lost the case. This would have meant the possibility of certain newsgroups going bankrupt, and that risk would have ensured that papers would not have bothered investigating dodgy individuals, like celebrities, politicians, gangland figures, etc. Fortunately, MP’s voted against Miliband’s amendment, which considering he despises the free press, is something that will no doubt burn the buck toothed, back stabbing little prick immensely. That loss meant that Labour then dropped Watson’s amendment before it could be voted on. So, happy days, the free press are still free to report should any MP fiddle their expenses, or a celebrity feel the need to snort cocaine, or be arrested for getting sucked off in a parked car, by a VERY ugly hooker.

As I said, Miliband despises the free press. After all, it was the press who told us about ‘Red Ed’ stabbing his own brother in the back because of his own ambition to become party leader. And it was the press who published the photo of him trying, and failing to eat a bacon muffin. That photo made him look like the incompetent buffoon he is, and quite possibly had a part to play in Labour’s loss in the 2015 general election, thereby ending this politically fratricidal twat’s ambition of becoming PM. I hear that since resigning as party leader, Miliband has taken Gordon Brown’s approach to life as a backbencher, i.e, not bothering to turn up much. He couldn’t even be bothered to attend the debate on Syria, preferring instead to throw endless podcasts. This is a betrayal of his Doncaster constituency, who pay this cunt to represent them in parliament. Seriously Ed, if you can’t be fucking to bothered to do your job, quit. You’re not earning the overgenerous salary you’re fleecing the taxpayer for.

Tom Watson, or as Richard Littlejohn calls him, ‘the Noncefinder General’, is cunt of a higher level. It’s easy to see why he would want tighter controls on the press, his biggest financial contributor is Max Mosely, former fascist and son of Oswald. At last count, Watson had received over £500,000 from Mosely, and we all know how much Mosely hates the press. Watson is an odious little shite, it was he who kicked off the child sex investigations into various Tories, including the long dead Edward Heath, and Leon Brittan, as well as Lord Bramhall, on the basis of a known fantasist who himself is now facing trial for paedophilia. To date, not one person Watson, who hid behind Parliamentary Privilege, accused has been charged, and not a shred of evidence for their guilt found. And the fat cunt has even had the decency to apologise, either to the people or the relatives of those he accused, or to the taxpayer for wasting our money on the investigation. Leon Brittan died before he was cleared. Lord Bramhall, and others, are still dealing with having their names needlessly dragged through the mud. All because of fat cunt Watson.

Another epic QDM piece.

 

Workshy cunts

Firstly let me apologize for what I am about to nominate because it will seem irrational and implausible, in fact could even be a script from the twilight zone, a number of years ago a former area director employed his mates son in my work place, it failed miserably and he was transferred with my agreement to be the other part of my team.

Let us spin back to some of my comments on generation snowflake, and I am afraid you lot as well who finance failing siblings!

Well last year my “Bitch” was absent from work for over 6 working months 3/4 of the year to every one else, with dental problems, coughs, sneezes, toothache, headache, stress ,(girlfriends mother has cancer for 2 days) split up with girlfriend.

Various rather inadequate warnings, written warnings ect were issued and then (praise the lord) a final written warning.!
I was told should the “Bitch” not turn up for work he would be summary dismissed!
Well first fucking working day of the year he did not turn up! (but got let off because he apparently got his new girlfriend up the duff whilst off sick for stress) then again, (car got locked in a car park) got let off.

In fact should I make a list it would be like one of QDM’s nominations so lets cut to the crux.
After his latest episode I asked that he be dismissed (creating a vacancy for someone who want a job) management agreed and checked with HR.
HR came back with “You can not fire him the warnings have achieved their purpose he is less absent”

I went sick with stress for 3 days and went to see my councillor (who is also a senior partner in an employment legal firm). I received assurances that his dismissal would hold ground in an employment tribunal and that my only route was to lodge a grievance procedure against management.

I have told them this now its me on shit street!

Nominated by Lord Benny

Labour Live

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha … “Jez-fest” ha ha ha ha ha ha “Labour live” .. ha ha ha ha ha ha… “John mc-fuckin-donald” ha ha “Owen Jo-ha ha ha-Jones” ha ha ha ha….
I think I’m gonna die….
I really hope I see footage of this shit.

How they gonna get the abbopotomous on stage?…

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha………

…Labour fucking live?
How about labour fuckin dead …. I’d buy a ticket for that!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…… what sad cunts.

Nominated by Deploy the Sausage

Sympathy votes

There’s a phrase going round at the moment, its “soft bigotry of low expectations”. It means identifying someone as a part of a disadvantaged group, and compensating for that disadvantage by treating them differently.

Its like what we used to call the “sympathy vote” and it’s looked down upon for good reason. It doesn’t help.

Now I have just seen a clip of the Britains Got Talent winner crowned tonight, Lost Voice Guy. To call it cringeworthy would be the understatement of the year. It’s a disabled guy with no voice using a computer to tell jokes, shit jokes that aren’t very funny. But you wouldn’t know it looking at the reactions of Ant, Dec, Simon Coward and the other presenters. I almost couldn’t believe my eyes as material not good enough for most local comedy clubs was fawned and guffawed over as if it were one of the funniest things that had been uttered this decade. You could literally tell that they were putting it on. I tell you, if there is a god he is sick in the fucking head!

So this guy won, simply because he is disabled. Personally, I think disabled people should be given the same moral latitude as the able bodied for the most part, and I have done so with those that I have known in my life. If they are nasty or attention seeking, I don’t like them. If they are funny or interesting, I do. This guy seems like a lot of comedians, probably lonely with the need for attention, with a bit of a spark. But he wasn’t very funny, definitely below average. But he is disabled, so barely amusing suddenly becomes bowel-tearingly hilarious.

How does the sympathy vote help him? How does it help other disadvangaged groups? It doesn’t, it helps those giving the sympathy, who ideas of doing something good and emotional self-indulgence are obviously confused.

What I saw tonight was painful to watch. To see grown up adult famous people actively and obviously pretend to laugh at something because they thought they ought to is nausiating. But he won. This happened several times and people voted with phones and stuff. This is how far this sympathetic indulgence has gone, to the point of painfully obvious public self-deception, of millions of people.

Where the fuck will it end?

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags