Congratulations to Dick Fiddler who correctly predicted that veteran actress Muriel Pavlow would be next to kick the bucket.She was 97

On to Deadpool 122

Here are the rules (pay special attention to the first one):

1. Nominate who you think is the next cunt on the way out. You can have up to five choices. List your nominations in the comments of this post. It’s the current Dead Pool. Comments not in this post (e.g. in the previous one or other posts) will be ignored!

2. You win if your Cunt dies first.
Then the slate is wiped clean and we start again. Of course, you can always be a really annoying cunt and steal someone else’s dead cunt candidate from the previous pool (like Black and White Cunt frequently does).

3. It actually has to be some newsworthy cunt that people have actually heard of!

Oh, and the usual “Our Blog Our Rules” thing applies

National institute for health and care excellence.

No, I’d never heard of them either until a news report pushed my piss temperature past boiling point.

NICE for short, here’s a quote lifted from their own website;

‘ New and upgraded roads should prioritise pedestrians, cyclists and public transport over motorised vehicles’

Yeah, that’s right, let’s slow down all the motorised traffic to the point where they end up burning off twice as much fossil fuel to travel the same distance. The exhaust fumes should be very healthy in that area.
More to the point, I don’t recall pedestrians, cyclists or bus passengers paying anything in the way of road tax.

Up their own arse cunts.

Nominated by Duke of Cuntshire

Yes, I am a cunt?

The Upward Inflection needs a cunting, or should I say cunting?

What is it with these fuckwits who have to end every fucking sentence with a question?

It really gets on my fucking tits?

You can hear the fuckers on the phone?

You can hear the fuckers when they order something, but not with I would like, always with can I get?

So, I really want to cunt these cunts?, because they are cunts?, and cunts they are?

This shows the fucking issue well?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqNhEzrWQpY

Nominated by DryItchyCunt

FYI also known as “The Australian Question Innonation”

I would like to nominate Chuka Umunna for a cunting as a matter of urgency. Umunna has to be the perfect example of the smug metropolitan elite.

This snivelling Blairite arse licker not only thinks that all leave supporters are stupid xenophobic bigots, he also conspires with a whole bunch of other smarmy cunts like war criminal Blair and “sir” Keir (rhymes with sneer) Starmer – that other duplicitous cunt of cunts. If Umunna spent as much time campaigning for London to somehow reverse its descent into a crime ridden shithole he might actually gain some respect, but no, like all the other hypocritical leftist holier-than-thou scum, he lives in a fashionable suburb away from the knife crime, drive-by robberies and wanton degeneracy of the rest.

I would also condemn the “people’s vote” as a devious plot to replace actual democracy with “the right kind” of democracy to deliver the “correct” result. Umunna is therefore a cunt of the first order and his shit eating smarmy demeanour reserves him a special place in the gallery of cunts. Umunna – YOU CUNT

Nominated by Pongo Biggish