Reynhard Sinaga. Bootiful British name!

So here we have an arsehole (no pun intended) who might just have earned himself a place in the Guinness Book of Records, after being convicted of no less than 159 rape offences against males at four separate trials:

https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1224561/Reynhard-Sinaga-latest-Manchester-rape-trial-court-case-victims-rapist

It seems that the cunt first arrived on these shores from Indonesia in 2007, on a (you guessed it) student visa. Twelve years later, inexplicably he’s still here, causing distress and havoc. Now he’ll get bed and board at the taxpayer’s expense for at least thirty years.

Never mind cunters. Take comfort in the motto of Suckdick Khunt and remember that ‘diversity is our strength’, and that he might be in for a bit of payback when he’s in the clink. Just remember Reynhard, stand with your back to the wall in the showers, and don’t bend over if you drop the soap.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Reynhard Sinaga: An Indonesian immigrant who it would seem is Britain’s rape record holder, having drugged and anally raped young lads in Manchester City Centre.

Now this lad isnt mentally ill, deranged etc. He studied and got a doctorate, so he’s smart and evil. He lived near my son in Manchester city centre, which is a bit chilling. He preyed on young drunk lads, straight and gay, an equal opportunities predator.

One of my old schoolmate’s son went missing in Manchester. He was a young lad who had gone out for a Christmas drink with friends and had qualified as a teacher; he left a pub and disappeared into thin air. He reappeared a few months later in the canal, as have some other young lads. You might remember it in the news. The police denied that a serial killer was at large in Manchester and the lad had drunkenly fallen in the canal. Thing is, the lad didn’t really drink. One or two at most, and the police left out the fact that the lad had anal injuries.

My mate says his son was murdered, as does the rest of the family. I tend to agree. Maybe the geniuses in Manchester police should dig a bit deeper into this Indonesian rapist.

Nominated by Miserable northern cunt

A thorough, turn of the year cunting please, for this oleaginous old EU cunt who has written a “love letter” to Britain:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-50917624

Where was the love when we were negotiating to leave the corrupt bastards?

This insincere bollocks reminds me of the performance when you try to sign out of notifications from some bastard mail order company who have hold of your email details and send you crap every day. When you use the unsubscribe button you get greeted with “Are you SURE you want to leave” us. You say yes, and they come out with “We are sorry to see you go”.

What the fuckers like this arsehole means is they are sorry they won’t get the opportunity to rip you off again, so you motherfucker Timmermans, we are leaving you, we don’t need or want your love – all you are doing is raising the hopes of Dame Keir who is probably shitting his panties at the thought he might engineer some way to get us to re-register down the road, to the delight of all the Labour pansies and Dominic Grieve and the weak as piss “Tories” like him.

Of course the BBC report this stuff with relish, but my advice to Timmermans is to stick his letter and his love up his arsehole and set fire to it. Cunt.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

Andy Warhol once remarked that ‘everyone could be famous for fifteen minutes’. Unfortunately, there are any number of irritating cunts who have managed to extend their period in the spotlight for a lot longer than that.

I’m referring to those z-list ‘celebrities’ with all the talent of a fridge, that’s to say, those with no discernible talent other than that of relentless self-promotion in what’s termed ‘celebrity culture’, and  who then genera enough controversy to stay there. They’re the utterly insufferable pricks who are simply famous for being famous. They’re all over the meeja like a nasty and unwanted rash. They’re in the papers, magazines, and putrid ghost-written autobiographies. They’re on the telly – wannabes and never-will-bes in trashy vehicles such as ‘Love Island’, ‘The Apprentice’, and ‘I’m A Cunt, Get Me Out Of Here’.

Round up the usual suspects. We’re talking Katie Price, Peter Andre, Paris Hilton, Joey Essex. We’re talking Caroline Flack, Nicole Richie, Kevin Federline, Gemma ‘Five Bellies’ Collins, and of course the Kardashians… please feel free to add your own choices to the car-crash list of non-entities, up to and including the likes of Meghan ‘Little Miss Sparkle’ Markle.

It’s bad enough having opinionated luvvies like Cumbercunt and Thomphole gobbing off on anything from climate change to ‘refugees’ to Brexit, but at least they can stake a claim to fame. As it is, you’d like, no you’d LOVE to escape from the antics of ridiculous, no-mark cunts like Price, but it’s difficult, very difficult, because so many airheads buy into the vacuous ‘culture of celebrity’ and give them the oxygen of publicity.

To quote The Who’, ‘why don’t y’all f-f-fade away’. Or to put it more bluntly, why don’t y’all fuck.right.off. Useless, annoying twats.

Nominated by Ron Knee

Islam started as a perversion of a Bedouin cult in what is now (loosely) Saudi Arabia. This cult believed in the presence of a devil who existed in the moon and referred to said entity as “Shaitan” – since interpreted as “Satan”

A carpet salesman named Muhammed was in the area at the time, and being destitute and sensing an opportunity decided to indoctrinate the local Bedouin with a narrative that the Jews of Medina were evil and stealing from the (now) Bedouin followers of the “religion” he had invented, as he was illiterate he asked his new followers to think of a name, they were not interested, instead shouting “submission for the Jews” – submission being “Islam” in Arabic. Muhammed then declared that Shaitan was in fact a God, and named this God Allah.

Muhammed lied and deceived the Jews saying he had been robbed and beaten and left with nothing by the Bedouin, the Jews took him in, gave him shelter, money, work and friendship. Muhammed told the Bedouin the Jews were immodest and immoral and ordered one of the few literate people in the area to write a book instructing followers what rules to follow – it was called the Qu’aran.

A handbook of savagery, theft, lying, deceit, wealth envy, jealousy, Speedofillya, r*pe, incest, slavery, land grab and murder. Muhammed and his followers then murdered the Jews of Medina, stole their land, made their Women sex slaves and stole the Jews homes, money and possessions.

The birth of Islam.

Christianity and Judaism were prevalent in the area and Muhammed instructed his followers to rob and murder said at will, not to do so was “Haram” (forbidden). Judaism and Christianity were unreconstructed harsh religions but over centuries reformed because their followers would no longer tolerate or accept the brutal aspects of their faith until a period of “enlightenment” prevailed and evolved into modern Judaism an Christianity.

Islam has never evolved and never will, it is the same evil barbaric cult it ever was, when Muhammed decided he would marry it was to a nine Year old girl called Aisha – foretaste of things to come.

Fundamental Islam has one purpose – invade, rob, undermine and destroy everything which is not Islamic and silence every dissenting voice by means of forced conversion or murder – it has no place in the modern World, no place in modern society and is in my opinion is a serious threat not only to democracy but to Humankind itself.

Peaceful? Tolerant? My arse, because we all know the truth – Islam is a CUNT!

But, of course, not all Muslims are like this. Many are quite harmless – or so we are repeatedly told. Just the fundamentalists.

My first ever c*nting – be gentle with me, poet Laureate I am not!

Nominated by Vernon Fox