So we have been expecting this for some time to curve the spike.

So Cunter’s, what are you up to? what are your secrets to isolation and are you the fabled bog roll hoarders.

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A viral cunting for Iranian Press TV lackey, Roshan Salih, who has stated that he would rather take his chances with Coronavirus than take an Israeli vaccine.

Well, here’s news for you, you little arsewipe. So far, the Israelis have not yet produced a vaccine. When/if they do, I doubt that you would be at the top of the list for treatment. So take your chances, catch the virus, take it to Iran and infect all the Mullahs. Allah will protect you.

If an Israeli vaccine is produced and offered to him, there’s no doubt whatsoever that the cunt would use it. No chance (unfortunately) that he would boycott it and die for his principles.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

It never rains but it pours, does it? Well, that’s how things must seem at your happy, clappy ‘Groaniad’.

A short while ago I cunted the meeja for drowning us in a tsunami of apocalyptic stories, liberally spiced with anxiety-triggering terminology such as ‘disaster’, ‘panic’, ‘chaos’, ‘meltdown’, ‘and ‘edge of an abyss’. Of course, the meeja has been doubling down on the gloom and doom in the current Covid-19 crisis.

With the indulgence of fellow cunters, I’d like to go a stage further and single out all those associated with the production of whining, despondent lefty comic ‘The Guardian’. Now this arsewipe rag is nauseating in its lacerating smugness at the best of times, but in the current situation, its miserablist carping is insufferable. Here’s just one example of its relentless negativity and sneering, directed at the Prime Minister;

‘When Johnson says we’ll turn the Covid-19 tide in 12 weeks, it’s just another line for the side of a bus’.

So writes columnist, Marina Hyde, with lacerating smugness, in a scathing attack which she no doubt believes resonates with irony and wit, but which in essence calls Boris Johnson a devious, shallow incompetent (anyone so disposed can read the whole article by clicking onto the attached link below):

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/johnson-says-well-turn-covid-133908403.html

Now freedom of the press is seen as a cornerstone of democracy, but with that freedom comes a need to exercise some objectivity and responsibility, especially in a time of grave national emergency. At the moment, coronavirus has the Prime Minister trapped between a rock and a hard place, with the fears, hopes and expectations of the nation bearing down on his shoulders like a ton of bricks. Would it be too much to ask the sanctimonious, champagne socialist Guardianistas to wind in their necks a bit, and actually offer Johnson some support and encouragement for once?

I think that it would, because they’re a bunch of contemptible, weaselling, snivelling cunts.

Nominated by Ron Knee