Nominated by 3D Cunt

I’ve ‘ad to pu’ mi fuckin’ dinner dahn for this, because Beth Rigby is on the fuckin’ box. SHE IS A HIDEOUS CUNT!

But that’s not the reason for this cunting. If you are a Senior Correspondent on a national news channel, speak English properly. I remember Gideon Frogspawn giving a parliamentary address as cuntcellor and using the phrases ‘gonna’ and ‘wanna’ and I wanted to die (or rather I wanted him to die, the cyaaaant.)

Rigby is some Essex tart who thinks it’s OK to drop ‘g’s from ‘ing’ words (runinn’, doin’, goin’, etc) and Sky seems to think it’s ok as well.

Rigby – you are a cunt (note, no dropped ‘t’).
Sky – you are cunts for employing this witch.

Final point, if you put lipstick on a pig, it’s not still a pig. It’s Beth Rigby.

Nominated by Dark key cunt

A retired gallery-owning cunting, for Facebook-bound halfwit, Peter Lee Goodchild, who saw a post about Coronavirus and what some Chinese cunt’s ‘Uncle with a MSc and working in Wuhan’ had said about it, copied it, embellished it and shared it. By the time he realised it had no scientific source, it had been shared 350,000 times.

Like many under-employed cunts, the 84 year old spends too much time on Fuckbook, and shares unsubstantiated hearsay and bollocks. I used to see it all the time; gormless dopes on benefits sharing scare stories from blogs or the Independent (same thing) about the Toreeez shutting down the internet.

Still, he’s worked in art galleries so more than used to making shit up.

This sort of thing demonstrates the utter failure of social media during a crisis, or is it the appeal it has for epsilon cunts who watch ‘Love Island’?

‘My mate’s uncle has a masters degree in Chinese whispers’.

Gullible cunts.

Admin note: This cunt’s got form. A history of posting misleading bullshit. Look at this! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-34176631

Nominated by Cuntimus Prime

Like everyone, due to the enforcement of quarantine (and now not having a fucking job), I’ve seen some truly dumb fuck comments on social media saying this moment is evidence of a coming new age of Communism. And, that ‘aren’t we lucky that this tragedy forced us into it, rather than having to rely on those pesky democratic votes to usher in the next great leap forward.’

To those insufferable morons I say this: right now we are experiencing an event of immense rare occurrence. It’s such a low frequency event that we have had to resort to extreme measures to fix it, i.e. a command economy bail out. IT’S. NOT. FUCKING. COMMUNISM. It’s effectively the government acting as an insurance company in case of an unforeseen cataclysmic event.

This mess and its TEMPORARY solution does not mean that Communism won the ideological argument. No, that argument was lost when over 100 million people were destroyed in the name of collectivism last century.

It does fucking mean that right now we are being visited by a threat so bad we’ve had to rely on the government to do it’s fucking job for a change and pay out our own taxes to keep private industries alive, so we can provide food and clothing for our young and keep the fucking lights on. It’s a stipend to keep us from falling into a neo dark age, you cretin.

And either way, now or in 18 months, whether we are still subsisting on the prexisting yet dwindling fruits of predominant Capitalism or not, when the Capitalism runs out we won’t be living in a Communist paradise. Oh no. We’ll be living in a Chinese, fucking wet market and your head will be on the chopping block, you ungrateful cunt It will be brutal, confusing, chaotic and downright horrific. People will not know what to do.

So, no. Stop indulging this weed induced student fantasy. Communism will never work and this isn’t Communism. We didn’t vote for it (unless Corona is now a casting vote) and you’ll have to go back to work when this is over. You fucking, fucking murderous ideology loving cunt.

Nominated by Jimmy The Cuntfinder General

‘At times such as these, I am reminded that our nation’s history has been forged by people and communities coming together to work as one’ – HM the Queen.

A stirring sentiment no doubt, in times of crisis, but sadly it seems, not shared by everyone on this sceptred isle. Take, for instance, the case of Britannia Hotels. This warm-hearted organisation wrote to staff at its Aviemore hotel stating:

‘On government advice, this letter is to confirm that from March 19th 2020, your employment has been terminated’. Staff were told to ‘vacate the hotel accommodation immediately, returning any company property’.

There you have it. Fired and chucked out of their accommodation, with no notice and no lay-off pay. Yes, at this awful time, the milk of human kindness overflows. This group’s hotels have a poor reputation for quality at the best of times, but its management really shot itself in both feet with this public relations disaster. Oh, naturally, it wasn’t THEIR fault; they were ‘acting on government advice’, the weaselling cunts. No room at the inn for the workers then, find yourselves a stable somewhere.

Of course, having generated a media shitstorm for themselves, the group issued a retraction. Now these letters must have been issued  as part of a management process; somebody somewhere gave the order. But apparently it was all a simple mistake,  apparently, a dastardly ‘administrative error’. That’s alright then, we all believe you, don’t we?

Nominated by Ron Knee