The BBC (18)

The BBC are due yet another nomination. First of all, last Thursday (23rd April) was, as us patriots know, St Georges day. The day when most English people raise a glass to their nation’s patron saint. Unfortunately, the BBC and most of the media for that matter, but the BBC mostly, made no mention of it. And this wasn’t because they simply forgot. It was because a minority group happened to be having a religious event at the same time. Ramadamadingdong. And as we all know, the religion of violence and hate MUST have its religious days promoted to the exclusion of all else. This has also led to the Lib Dems finally going full insane, with Ed Davy and a number of his loony followers fasting to show their solidarity with their Muslim brothers and sisters. Fuck…Me. Happily though, being far left, things didn’t go according to plan, because one of them, a Lib Dem councillor, then decided to tweet a photo of themselves just before they started fasting…with a plate of eggs and BACON. Facepalm.

My main reason for nominating the Biased Bullshit Corporation though, was the recent episode of Panorama. Because of the times we live in, it was a thorough, honest and completely impartial investigation in to the government’s handling of the Bat Flu and it’s attempts at getting sufficient PPE for medical staff. Except…it wasn’t any of that. They had medical professionals on, doctors and nurses, who duly set about blaming the government and painting a picture of the NHS being in meltdown. Cause for concern indeed, n’est ce pas? Except….all six of the medical staff on the programme were connected to the Labour party. Yes mes amis, those completey impartial, non-partisan unbiased cock jockeys at the BBC broke their own guidelines by not mentioning that the people they had on to slag off the government, ALL had connections and/or affilitions to Labour. They either were or had been activists for that most insidious of political parties.

BBC guidelines state that when relevant to the context, the affiliations of those presented on a show be made known to the audience and viewers. This did not happen, and there is no way the BBC did not know, since all of those people are well known Labour supporters. What should have been an informative piece of investigative journalism, became an hour long political broadcast on behalf of the Labour Party, and that is a fucking disgrace. I won’t hold my breathe for an apology. But I look forward to hearing the bullshit laden explanation they come up with. BBC, Berating Britain, Cunts.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The Electoral Commission

The Electoral Commission

Arron Banks and Liz Bilney, the CEO of Leave.EU, follow in the footsteps of Darren Grimes by winning in the High Court against the Electoral Commission. Today (Wednesday 29th April) the Electoral Commission agreed terms of settlement over the Electoral Commission’s announcement in November 2018 of its referral of Banks and Bilney to the National Crime Agency for further investigation.

The NCA stated publicly on 24 September 2019 that having investigated the matters referred by the Electoral Commission, it found that there was NO evidence of any criminal offences having been committed by Banks or Bilney. The NCA further notified the Electoral Commission that its investigation showed that the monies Mr Banks used to fund the loans came from the group of companies of which Mr Banks was the ultimate beneficial owner. Today the Electoral Commission finally admitted it was wrong on all counts:

The Electoral Commission considers it was right to refer this matter to the NCA for further investigation, but confirms that it accepts (a) the NCA’s conclusions that it found NO evidence that any criminal offences have been committed under PPERA or company law by Mr Banks or Ms Bilney; and (b) the NCA had not received any evidence to suggest that Mr Banks or his companies received funding from any third party.

All that nonsense about Russians? Nyet. All made up.

The official Electoral Commission statement says

The National Crime Agency, after its own investigation, has (i) concluded that there is no evidence that any criminal offences have been committed under PPERA or company law by any of the individuals or organisations referred to it by the Electoral Commission; and (ii) has stated that it has not received any evidence to suggest that Mr Banks and his companies received funding from any third party to fund the loans subject to the investigation, or that Mr Banks acted as an agent on behalf of a third party. The Electoral Commission accepts these conclusions.

The Commission’s case was absolute nonsense. Parliament has oversight of the Electoral Commission, there must be a reckoning. It is not fit for purpose…

NO apology and almost certainly there will be no mention of it anywhere especially the BBC, Channel 4, Sky or any other media outlet who allowed and suggested impropriety by Banks and co.

Undoubtedly the thick as fucking pigshit Remainers will also choose to ignore this judgement because it suits them to do so.

The Electoral Commission. Another supposedly neutral organisation who showed themselves to be anything but.

Cunts.

Nominated by Willie Stroker

Lazy World Leaders

‘Lazy’ World Leaders

Now, I write this nom, having watched the news coverage of the VE day commemerations. Nothing wrong with remembering VE day & those that sacrificed so much for their countries – Nothing at all & no complaints from me.

However, watching world leaders at these events :-

Cheezy Macron – ‘laid’ memorial flowers at D’Arc de Triumph … really ? seems to me 2 lakkies carried the floers in & Macron touched it with his hand ?

Reichsfuhrer Merkel ‘laid’ a wreath of flowers ….. the wreaths were already in place & positioned….Merkel walked up & stroked the ribbon ? round of applause for her hard work.
Oh, and bowing to ‘public’ pressure calling for Germanys first publc holiday on VE day, Merkel made a generous gesture of a day off in Berlin…not the rest of Germany mind you. If London had a bank holiday & the rest of the UK didn’t, there’d be riots…but then Germany has always been a country led from the top without much consideration for its sheep , sorry, I mean citizens, ..but I digress…

Pwesident Elmer.J.Fudd.. sorry… I mean that intellectual giant, Donald Twump – attended some ceremony & saluted….I mean……WoW ?

and our own dear Boris… sort of …read out a poem … erm ..yes.. well…

Nominated by Lord of the Rings

Royal Mail [5]

ROYAL MAIL:

A Post-even-earlier-for-Xmas, first (or second) class cunting please for the pusillanimous Royal Mail who have announced today (very quietly), that due to “the virus” (what else?) that they are stopping Saturday deliveries “until further notice” (i.e. for ever).

Royal Mail stops Saturday post deliveries until further notice

I can only assume Royal Mail’s medical officer is an even bigger genius than Chris Whitty – they obviously know that postmen are more likely to contract the lurgi on Saturdays – much more likely than Monday to Friday.

Though not yet stated, I assume a similar excuse will be found for post box collections and post offices as well.

It has been clear for years that Royal Mail want to reduce services to save money and maximise their profits. Why can’t they just say so, rather than hide behind Covid19, which all the shit companies are using as a generic excuse for lousy service.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs

 

Royal Mail

What fuckin’ slimy cunts. What a great time to suspend Saturday deliveries – a Saturday before a Bank Holiday. They say it’s only temporary during the current crisis but we all know where this is likely to end up as they’ve been looking to stop Saturday deliveries for some time. It’s in response to staff requests to help ease pressure, they say. Now, like many public services today, I’ve nothing against the coal face workers. Your average postie by and large does a decent job but Royal Mail management have been fuckin’ up for many years starting with Adam Crozier. I’m not generally in favour of privatisation for public services but it’s time the whole workload was thrown open to private delivery.
At the threat of this, Royal Mail would soon be reintroducing Saturday deliveries.
Make the cunts compete. Delivery services near me are fuckin’ awful at the moment and the cunts need shocking into action.

Nominated by Bertie Blunt Tory Cunt

Uk banks

A timely cunning please for the “high street” (though most branches are closed) banks and their hideous and insipid TV adverts.

You know who I mean: Barclays, Lloyds, Nat West, Halifax, Nationwide, Co-op.

All their dim and dozy looking staff are sitting at home with their pets and imploring us to use their online services (as if we don’t already and haven’t done for years) but also assuring us that these smashing guys’n’dolls are ready to step in and help us out at any time. By doing what exactly?

What heroes they are these cupid stunts.

Meanwhile their bosses are busy NOT lending money to struggling small businesses which the government pledged to help just as they did for these toss-pot banks who would otherwise have gone bust in 2008. Cunts.

Nominated by Lord Helpuss