‘Found footage’ horror films, and too much crap in horror.

Back in the day when Blair Witch was made, handheld filming style films were virtually unknown. Now there are lots, like Cloverfield, and some people like them. These films are full off shaky, or out of focus, footage designed to make it seem like the average guy on the street wanted to record what is happening. These films usually come out pretty crap, and in the case of some (Cloverfield included, and Diary Of The Dead) we are meant to believe the action was ‘taped over’ something else, which is NOT done when the camera used is obviously digital. In these movies, as with a lot of other modern horror, there is too much importance placed on jump-scare tactics and overuse of unnecessary gore.

Horror films today just dont have the suspense, or the real ‘fear’ factor, of their older counterparts…especially true in remakes or american versions of foreign horror classics. Hollywood, I think its time you call it a day and let other people have a chance to make films that may be much better, especially in this particular genre! Oh, and *BOO!*

Nominated by DiabloLordOfTerror

Siddiq Khan is a useless posing posturing little cunt who does not have a fucking clue. Berlin and Paris transport systems running but tfl fucking fucking buggered and held to ransom by union bullies to whom he is in hock. CUNT! Fucking little shit voted in by foreigners who now rule a London.perhaps it should be a suburb of some foreign country? Little cunt and his acolytes ruining our (once) great capital city. CUNT

Nominated by Stevienutsack

Whispering in Films

This is brief and perhaps flippant but it really gets me….. whispering in films.
Why do people think that whispering in films makes it more dramatic? It doesn’t, it just makes me put the fucking volume up.

When did this shallow dramatic craze take hold and who started it?

I remember old TV dramas and movies where no one whispered unless they were sneaking up on some Nazis or robbing a house. But now every chance a so called actor gets they talk in a low husky voice because they haven’t got the acting talent to convey ……drama.

Whispering in movies, you are a cunt.

Nominated by Mac McCunt

Now that one has put their idiot lantern into the skip, one has to listen to the wireless, while skipping through the available cunt DJs on local radio who sound either like their balls haven’t dropped or constantly go on about their family in a faux mid Atlantic drawl. Look cunt I don’t care about how many kids you’ve got or what you had for breakfast, just put some records on and shut the fuck up.

So then I put on BBC light programming (radio 2 to the yoof cunts) and there this irritating fuckwaffle befell my eardrums. I thought the Wrightcunt had been kicked on to BBC Radio Solent years ago, but no he’s still there with his fucking “BIG SHOW” , talking over records, grovelling to impertinent guests and just causing earache to the masses. I lasted about 10 seconds, even with O’Brien I can last 15 seconds, the radio has now suffered the same fate and is also in the skip!

“Love the show Steve” yeah fucking right, a cunt to man and beast he really is!

Nominated by Captain Quimson