Mark Di Stefano is someone who is eminently worthy of a nomination. For those who don’t know, Di Stefano is a “journalist” formerly of Buzzfeed and now, (also formerly) of the Financial Times. He’s formerly of the FT because, just days into his employment, he was caught eavesdropping on two private Zoom meetings. One was at the Independent and the other The Evening Standard. Both meetings were discussing furloughing staff.

Like a true hack and supreme fuckwit, he was caught because he initially used his FT email address and then, when he realised his dipshittery, an anonymous one linked to his mobile phone. And whilst eavesdropping on these meetings, he live tweeted what was being discussed, which meant that journalists who worked for those news outlets found out they were being furloughed before their employers could inform them.

This has resulted in a monumental shit storm between the FT, the Indy and The Evening Standard. Happily, it’s also resulted in Di Stefano resigning from the FT. In case you’re unaware, Di Stefano was one of the far left, anti-free speech loons who helped get Tommy Robinson booted off various social media platforms and crowdfunding sites. He was also responsible for getting Count Dankula and Sargon of Akkad demonetized on YouTube and bragging about it.

So, don’t feel sorry that Di Stefano is now out of a job. I wouldn’t normally do this, but I really hope that his career as a journalist is over. He’s a cunt of the highest order.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

The comic book industry is due a cunting. And I don’t mean the Beano, Dandy or other children’s comics. I’m talking the Marvel and DC type comics. Now, I’ll admit, I personally am not an avid fan or collector of such comics. 2000AD, that’s my bag. I do, however, know a lot of people who are into that sort of thing, and are now wishing they had never picked up that first Spiderman/Superman comic. Why? Because the “creators” behind modern Marvel/DC comics have decided to follow in the footsteps of Hollywood and gone woke.

Not only are they have gone woke, they’ve also gone on the attack against fans (i.e. people who have read these comics since they were young children) who dare to complain that the modern versions are nothing like the comics they are fans. I can’t name most of these so called “creators” because their names aren’t worth remembering, but just recently, they’ve taken to insulting the fans who don’t like what these clowns are doing to their comics. You know the sort of thing, manbabies, racists, sexists, misogynists, homophobic, Islamophobic, yada yada yada. A growing number have taken to telling fans (or rather, paying customers) to fuck off and not buy their comics if they don’t like them. Sound advice in my opinion.

To give you an example of how woke comics have become, there’s a skinny shit who works for Marvel by the name of Daniel Kibblesmith (had to google that). He’s created a whole new group of “super heroes” who are part of something called the New Warriors. His previous claim to fame was a book he wrote called Santa’s Husband (anyone care to guess what that’s about?) Would you like to meet his super duper heroes boys and girls? Well, we have B Positive, who’s a gay vampire. Screentime, who can see and access the internet without a device, and get this, he acquired this power after his scientist granddad did some experiments and Screentime was exposed to internet gas (seriously). Then we have Trailblazer, who has a rucksack that contains an entire dimension/universe that she can pull stuff out of. She’s also fat as fuck.

And I’ve saved the best two for last. Are you ready for this (drum roll) Snowflake and Safespace. I shit…you…not. He actually called them that. These two are twins, Snowflake is a female and Safespace is male. Well actually, that’s inaccurate, because they’re non-binary. The two of them wear these weird shorts onesies with Snowflake’s being blue and Safespace’s being pink. Snowflake can shoot ice shurikens and Safespace can protect innocent with a force field (that sounds pretty lame to me). And the way they hold each other suggests they are more than just brother and sister. And apparently, Piddleshit created this bunch because he was intimidated by actual superheroes like Wolverine, the X-Men, Spiderman etc. The best of it is, he hasn’t just taken flak from real comic fans. Snowflakes have been throwing shit at him too, because those a-holes he’s created aren’t woke enough.

Haa…haa…haa.

But that is basically what modern superhero comics have descended to. We also have female Thor, female Iron Man now that Tony Stark is dead and apparently, Captain America is actually a Nazi. And the dickheads who have come up with shit are getting all shitty that people don’t like it. Like I said, they are actually telling people who complain, “If you don’t like it, don’t buy it”. I’ve been telling all the comic fans I know to listen. That’s the best advice they could get. Once the fuckers in the comic industry start feeling the pinch they’ll either double down and blame fans, or they’ll come crawling and grovelling back to fans.

Nominated by Quick Draw McGraw

Kehinde Andrews is a cunt.
The professor of black studies at Birmingham uni versa ee claims that more black and Asian people are dying from covid because of RACISM. I kid you not. He said so on C4 tonight.

The good prof is certain that the cause is not genetic. After all he couldn’t blame old whitey for that. No, the BAMES are dropping because they are poorer, less well nourished and not looked after properly. And why is this? Because UK society doesn’t care about them and thus it is racist.

I’ve seen this guy on Question Time and his answer to every issue is that whitey is racist. Funny that, given his pompous academic title.

Nominated by Lord Helpuss

A nomination for left-liberal hypocrisy on migration and demographics.

Ive been reading about how the UN wrung its hands over the genographics project, an effort backed by National Geographic and IBM to test tissue samples from different populations around the world to see where different ethnicities migrate from and to over tens of thousands of years.

Sane people might think this was a valid scientific endeavour, but a UN body for Indigenous People suggest the project be suspended for sake of peoples feelings and because the project’s results might undermine the claims of indigenous people to live where they do.

Well fuck-a-doodle-doo. Either we’re all from East Africa or none of us are, you utter cherry-picking hypocritical daft cunts.

Lets see what the project says from a scientific angle, but then decide the heroic magical and wise natives have claim anyway because they were there ‘first’. It aint that difficult, libmongs.
‘We were kings before the white men came’.
Yes you were and invented astronomy and philosophy a billion years before the sun formed. Have a fucking biscuit and get on with life.

It’s like the panic over what policy decisions might be made because of studies into IQ.

Yeah, because we’re lynching Downs children aren’t we?

You either respect the scientific method and pursue the truth for its own sake, or you dont because it might influence some future policy or upset someone in a hut or a girl with a cock. The UN and other globalist institurions seem to be taking a dangerous path, similar to the Catholic Church, Soviet Union and current Chinese commie party; suppressing certain research projects for purely ideological reasons.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

A gather round, crowd-funded cunting please for the old wreck of a man who happens to be Jeremy (“I nearly ran the country you know”) Corbyn’s brother, who has been arrested for encouraging a lot of brainless wankers to “protest” at the lockdown (no he probably doesn’t know it has been eased).

What a family that bunch of working class hero arseholes are (though there were not that many Piers, Jeremys, Hilarys or Harrietts in the working world I worked in).

Apart from the fact that the lockdown is hardly being observed today, just one of the crowd who gathered there today with their fey theatrical hugging could pass the virus on to who knows how many people, then magnify that to the rest of the twats who might be carrying it.

Nominated by W. C. Boggs