Just read an interview with Michel Roux Jr (there was an earlier version of the cunt).
He is furious. He could have throttled the govt when they had the gall to close down his top persons’ cafe in the west end. I mean didn’t they realise these sort of people don’t contract viruses? They pay others to do that for them.
Roux says of the govt: “It was appalling what they did to us.”
Poor Michel (who trained those gentle, humble souls Gordon Ramsey and Michel Pierre White) is at his wit’s end. And really his prices are quite reasonable – £76 for a 3 course lunch (with wine). Or if you are more than just peckish an 8 course dinner (with wine) just £373. Each. I mean, it makes a change from maccyDs or domino’s.
He did furlough his staff though (thank you nasty govt).
And his restaurant is due to reopen soon but he is not sure there will be so many mugs around to pay such sums for fancy food now when it is, in reality, tomorrow’s waste product.
Will you be joining the queue for le Roux?
Like all celeb cooks (for that is what they are, not fucking artists) he is a pretentious prat.
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