Category Archives: cunt

Air Bridges

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Sorry. This might seem trivial compared with other Earth shattering cuntings.
But this really gets up my chuff.

They are not Air Bridges, they are flights. You get on an aeroplane, a big metal tube with wings sitting on foldy up wheels, you sit down. Then the big metal tube takes a short run and leaps into the air. Hours later the reverse happens, and you are there.

Why do they have to keep fucking up the good English language with trendy shite.
Next on Spring Watch – Here come the swallows just off their Air Bridge from Spain.
Donald Trump just off Air Bridge One.Controversy over some sleb taking Private Air Bridge to speak at we-are-all-going-to-die climate conference unless the plebs stop using Air Bridges.

Just stop it. Or I shall be forced to swear.

Nominated by: Fud-man

HSBC

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I’ll be concise.
1) Sneery “we are not an island” anti-Brexit adverts
2) Using Chinese flu as an excuse to lay off staff.
3) And most damning of all, latest radio adverts voiced by Sandi FUCKING Toksvig.

HSBC. The C is for Cunts.

Nominated by: Guardian Hater 

The New HSBC Ad

So the remote has broke from the telly. So I have had Classic FM on. It has calmed my nerves somewhat. Not going back.

The trouble is the ads. Especially one- Sandi Toksvig doing the new HSBC ad. I say new but it seems to be almost the same script. She repeats for example-‘we are not an island’. (piss boiling in itself) but ‘Thanks the Unsung and the Bringers of Yum…’..the bringers of Yum. ‘Local heroes’ they are, key workers. That is what HSBC is about – thanking ‘key workers’ on our behalf it would seem . The arrogance of that to go her arrogant pompous fucking voice…fuck!
There are no words to express how it grates on my nerves. It was bad enough with the insufferably smug Richard Ayoade but then to choose he excruciatingly self satified Sandi Toksvig. Fucking hell it’s all just too much.

Luckily they play Vaughan Williams which calms me again.

Nominated by: Miles Plastic

London Bombing Anniversary & The BBC

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15th anniversary of the London Bomb Outrage.

On 7th July 2005 52 innocent people were killed by ISIS terrorists in central London. Back then there was broad media coverage of the atrocities as well as highlighting who the terrorists were and where they came from.

Fast forward 15 years, and the BBC mentions it rather begrudgingly on their news-site. However, its doesn’t appear on their home page alongside other important news items such as the government handing out £2bn to some households to improve loft insulation, or news about some Hollywood cunt allegedly beating up his ex-wife, or more BLM shite.

No. Instead, you’ll find in buried in the “London” page. And when you do find it, its not even the main news item. Instead its sidelined by some shite about the Grenfell fire being racially motivated!

When you read the bombings article itself, there’s lots of praise from Suckdick towards the emergency services and the community, but absolutely fuck all about who did the crime!

It’s as if the BBC is suffering from selective amnesia, conveniently forgetting it was fucking ISIS that did the crime purely because a) there was plenty of evidence, and b) ISIS bragged about it 9/11 style over the web!

And yet the BBC chose not to mention any of that because it might be seeing as offensive and racist.

#52livesdontmatter!

Nominated by: Technocunt

Police Dog Handlers

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I would like a to cunt the police.

The police are cunts for lots of reasons but on the news today whilst driving to work i nearly spilt my whiskey when on the news police are examining ways to make it easier for ethnic groups especially mudslimes to be accepted as dog handlers.

So after i wiped the 18 year old Glenfiddich i sprayed over the inside of my windscreen so i could see, i thought well fuck me dead, don’t the muzzies hate dogs to the point where they cross the road to avoid them, and isnt/wasnt the police dog the most useful part of the police.

So as far as i can tell muzzie copper dog handler gets a pay rise while Ronnie and Reggie stay in the back of the van cuz fresh pesh from Bangladesh doesnt want to touch them for fear of having to wash his vessle for seven days whatever the fuck that means.

W,T,F are you doing, police, who,s fucking idea was that, so much for police intelligence. Its a contradiction in terms like fun run or happily married, fucking well done, even more ineffectual police is exactly what the UK needs….cunts

Nominated by: Fuglyucker 

Nick Bryant (BBC)

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Hold the front page please as we give a special ultra polite Islington drawing room cunting for this sanctimonious 52 year old BBC correspondent, Mr Bryant a recent father was holding forth on the last third on Wireless 4’s “From Our Own Correspondent” this morning. (1130-1200) The recording starts at 18′ 13”:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m000kftf

Mr B was obviously trying to outdo Fergal Keene – his meek and mild, but firm outrage at BLM and the typical anti Donald rhetoric went even further than usual and it sounded like a very polite anti-American rant, such as Radio Albania might have done on Radio Albania in the 60s. Venom-lite you might say Friends wanted him to call his daughter “Hope” by the way, but the Reverend Bryant decided on “Honour” – or should that be “Honor”?

At one point he even laments the fact that little Honour will be able to hold an American passport, such is his disgust with his host country. I suggest if it hurts him that much he either stops taking our money via the BBC or gets a transfer to North Korea. What a motherfucker this creep is.

I suspect he was just boasting he could still get it up and father a kid at 52, and isn’t a typical BBC pansy.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs