A gold plated Sussex Royal cunting please yet again for the gruesome twosome who have now stepped into the debate on the American Presidential election.Mrs. M the failed soap actress has already castigated the Donald, but today in a celeb interview on TV, she and the little man were at it again:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-54257450

Harry should shut the fuck up anyway, and I would just say to him his step grandad at nearly 100 has more marbles than the twilight home bound cretin Biden.

The cheek of these motherfuckers – like Dame Kweer they know fuck all about poverty and care even less.

You two – caning room NOW!

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

and seconded by: General Cuntster (Deceased)

I proudly second W.C Boggs’ cunting of Mrs. and Mr. Hewlet-Markle-Mountbatten-Windsor (aka the Duchess and Duke of Suckit) for their moronic, ham handed foray into the American Presidential election.

But despite the obvious righteousness of this most worthy and well deserved cunting, sadly, the illustrious W.C. (if I may call you that) didn’t go far enough. You see, THIS…is only the first political step for the Disgusting Duo…or rather for the D List Duchess and her consort, the formally, royal simpleton.

It is being reported in the American press that Me-ghantoinette is planning to run for President. Indeed, according to Royal “watcher” Lady Colin Campbell and Royal “commentator” Beverley Turner, it has been part of her plan since she first sunk her manipulative hooks into the Hapless Halfwit.

http://dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-8444439-Meghan-Markle-wants-run-President-United-States-claims-Lady-Colin-Campbell.html

http://ccn.com/meghan-markle-president-anything-woman-can’t-do/

Once again, you can’t make this shit up.

If pigs ever do fly and she does become the “Leader of the formally free world”, we’ll have to change our official Presidential anthem to; “Hail to the Cunt.”

(Honestly, if this ever happens I’m chucking myself off the nearest cliff! – DA)

I request most humbly that The great British Bake Off is cunted ASAP. My reasons for this request are as follows.

Channel 4 was, at its inception a radical, challenging channel and though some of the programs were utter bollocks some were very good, some interesting late night viewing as I’m sure many cunters will remember.

So what is this right on channel showcasing now? You guessed it a program about people baking and making assorted buns and things. All watched over by a selection of slebs whose talents include shagging younger women, carpet munching and attempting to justify their enormous contractual fees.. The future welfare of our planet will not depend on the texture of Shaba itudues fucking rock cake.

This rolling wagon of crap is starting to take up media space better suited to informing us plebs as to the real nature of our reality ie what the fuck is going on? Is it true panic buying of toilet rolls is occurring again. This is of greater importance than Timmy dropped his waffle spear.

I could go on and on and on, deep down we all know this is a typical zombiefication, placate the masses bullshit. How I wish it would fuck off and die.

Nominated by: Black biscuit 

Greetings, po-pickers. Ring-a-ding-ding, lets have an autumn equinox swing Wireless 2 style, for the last offspring of dead beatle John Lennon – Sean, looking as thick as pig shit and twice as nasty, leaps aboard the nostalgia bandwagon, in the company of Paul McCartney and Ethel sorry Elton John, to commemorate the old man’s 80th birthday in October (if he hadn’t got bored and Lennon pere’ turned his toes up at 40):

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-54252598

The same turgid old songs, the same threadbare backstage stories, the usual slimy self congratulation, with a nice dollop of misty eyed nostalgia.

Lennon fathered another son, before abandoning him and his mother, while the Beatles were still a name, Julian, and surely he would have been a better choice?. Wee Sean was just a mewling infant at the time John kicked the bucket (Mark Chapman represented the Performing Rights Society, and used his gu to tell him he wasn’t performing right), and despite the fact he is mixed race (Chinkies are the new BBC minority) he had only just entered the world when the Beatles were four middle aged men trading on the success of two decades earlier.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs 

The latest Lloyds Bank advert and advertising in general.

I know this topic has been cunted before, but Lloyds latest offering of destroying a decent song is boiling my piss.

They have murdered several songs of late, but to allow some tuneless cunt to desecrate the 70s wonder that is We’ve Only Just Begun by The Carpenters, is unforgiveable.

No one can mimic Karen Carpenter, and there is no need to adulterate another classic song. All these twats keep doing in modern advertising is just show how little imagination they really have, and this latest offering is so utterly slow and painfully depressing that I couldn’t be more ‘turned off’ by their product unless it was fronted by Linekunt or Blair.

I have no doubt that the tuneless bint who ‘murdered’ this tune was paid handsomely for this drivel and probably ticks some diversity box at the same time.

Speaking of which, have Nationwide, Asda and the RAF forgotten that there is an indigenous naturally ‘bleached’ skin colour in the UK? Given the disproportionate ratio of BAME to Wh1tey in advertising now, I feel like we Wh1teys are being erased from our own existence. Modern advertising?

Utter cuntitude.

Nominated by: BendyDick CùmInYaSnatch

(More info here: – DA https://www.tvadsongs.uk/lloyds-bank-advert-weve-only-just-begun/)

…. and a late entry from Fuglyucker 

Nationwide building society need a cunting, not for their dodgy business ethics and im sure they have a few, but surely cant be worse than Lloyds, but for their series of shite ads that i find on ghe box all the time and mean i would never give Nationwide the opportunity to piss me off with business ethics because the piss me off at least ten times a day with these fucking ads, gormless sisters singing, ugly fuckmonkeys and cock wombles reciting poetry but the latest one gives me the biggest ear fucking of the lot, picture the scene some guy mid forties, looks like he hails from fucking Lagos you get the gist, said 40+ year old still at his parents house(typical Lagos types)) fucked bed room door thanks to his siblings breaking in univited (typical Lagos type), during the ad one such twat breaks in proceeds to steal something fuck off and then come back for seconds all while 40+ flavour is reciting poetry, put a lock on the door dick head what if these cunts break in while your punishing your monkey with a finger up your arse, where do Nationwide find these cunts, and no fuckers wants to see these kids practicing burglery, shouldnt they be out stabbing others of the same flavour in Londonistan, and shouldn’t 40+ boy have his own place by now, if anyfucker would already be milking the benefits system its these fucks, so as they usually pay for fuck all themselves its an own goal for a Nationwide ad, utter annoying cunts even without using or never using these cunts they still annoy beyond beleif and the kicker is the annoyed customers they already have are paying for this effluant flow….

(We could have tidied this up in terms of readability, but couldn’t be arsed – DA)

The Codpiece.

https://fpm.ro/thom-browne-spring-2020-menswear-secolul-xviii-cu-elemente-sportive/_ale1177/

Great news for all you fashionistas out there in IsACland, as we bear witness to what will surely come to be regarded as one of the greatest comebacks in history!

After centuries in fashion wilderness, 2020 is the year that the codpiece is once again deemed to be an indispensable accessory by the world of haute couture.

Gentleman, don’t dare be seen out in public without yours, or you risk being subjected to the disdain and ridicule of hipsters everywhere…

Nominated by: Ron Knee