Every fucking arseholes opinion, seeing into the future and scaremongering –
If I wasn’t teetering on the edge already, the buildup on the News Channels tonight to the bumbling fucktard we have as PM and during his stuttering when not on script, tipped me over the edge. Sky had six, yes six arseholes with their usual scaremongering, prophecies of doom and their ability to look into the future before our tub of shit graced us with his presence two hours late. Off topic but same again with the US election. Constant turds with their opinions, the ability to look into the future. Who would have thought we have so many gifts from God who have that ability but who can’t predict next weeks National Lottery numbers. Crowning glory for me was ‘Sir’ Patrick Vallance with one of his graphs tonight. The R number was clearly going down but then he said “It’s gone down but in real time it’s going up”. Give me fucking strength. By the way, I fucking hate people who are late, but I’ll let you off Boris because you said tonight “I’m sorry for the millions losing their jobs”, I bet those people who’ve lost their jobs, can’t pay their bills and have their heads in the gas oven or in a noose will be overjoyed with your kind sentiment.
Nominated by: Bob Frapples
Good nom Bob!👍
Lots of scaremongering going on, and lots of timid people around.
As Adam Ant sang theres nothing to be scared of…
Yet.
Boris and co are weak hence all the u turns,
You can smell it on them,
And if a dipshit like me can suss it?
You bet the Chinkys, Russians, and others can!
I dont listen to scaremongering an im not prone to worrying,
Its wasted energy,
But I can tell when the shits about to hit the fan and its not far off.
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Good nomination i heartily agree every arsehole derms his or herself these days the nessecary authority of i know it fucking all,we are not about a reasoned debate amongst others behind closed doors but rather the unreasonable arseholes who think they know it all and dont even get me started on every cunt snd his dog who came out of the woke cupboard as regards thr USA snd said election results.
I wish all these people would just shut the fuck up
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When you don’t have the answer, make one up.
Seems acceptable behaviour nowadays.
Remember: 74.36% of statistics are made up. 38.45% of cunters on this site voted conservative. 18.74% of women spit. 100% of Muslims are cunts.
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Fuck them all!
There is something inherently sinister going on, and I still don’t understand why BJ Boris is placing so much faith is SAGE and those two dopey cunts Whitty and Vallance, while other experts – especially Kings College, London – are completely ignored!
This fuckwittery won’t be forgotten come the next election!
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I like real time, this cunting is in real time, another Chinky flu update on now, the BBC build up to Bojo and his henchmen, experts falling out of the trees.
The news of the day is the vaccine, Pfizer are in pole position with a 90% effective miracle, it’s coming soon to a pharmacy near you. Let’s see how quickly we get it, it could be we are ‘back of the queue’
I am pre ordering mine from Amazon.
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I’ll wait to see if the vaccine kills more people than the thing it’s supposed to protect them from before I make a decision.
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Nah, fuck it …. I want it Now! 😂
It’s a mRNA type and I have ingested and inhaled so much shit over the years I reckon the risk would worth it, allegedly it’s had widespread testing in the US, as far as I know no one has died. Yippee!
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Only a few will be offered it by the end of this year (10 million doses for the UK but you need 2 doses).
As a honkeee man, I’ll be low on the list for getting a shot.
It’ll be (imo)
1. Care home/Covid ward workers (fair enough, of course)
2. Others who are more at risk than others (NHS hospital staff etc).
Ok that’s fine.
3. The elderly (over 80s)
Ok
4. The dark keys. (hmmm…)
5. The moose limbs/brown types (hmmmmm)
I know some aren’t keen on a vaccine (it should be voluntary, but I don’t think they’re trying to murder us!) but you just know the cunts who’ve flounced all the distancing rules (dark keys and moose limbs) will be offered a potentially life saving vaccine before the honkeeees. It’s the honkeee man’s fault they keep catching it for not giving a fuck.
What a fucking country.
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Hopefully the dark and Muslim types will refuse it, all white boys take it and then let the virus rip.
I hope it will contain something derived from pigs 👍
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I seem to recall some demented woman screeching that she would not have any vaccine if it were developed by white men. Let’s hope that she remains true to her convictions.
Something tells me there is no chance of that.
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I wasn’t aware manufactured goods now had labels on them “Made in England, by honky”. Is Made in England even a thing nowadays?
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I think that should be shouted from the rooftops, the vaccine is white, if your are BAME don’t take it.
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Let them test any vaccine on the monkeys first. I don’t mind waiting a while.🐒
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You must know that preference will be given to “black of the queue.”
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“Arseholes opining”…..” Turds with their opinions”
Suggestions for the renaming of the “…isaCunt” site perhaps?
:).
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Evening Fiddler , you seem particularly peppery this evening.
Are your piles playing up?
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Evening GG
I’m actually in rather a good mood. I just read in the local paper’s death column that a distant relative who I haven’t spoken to in 20 odd years, after he accused me of doing him out of some money, has died.
I will be having an extra large Bushmills this evening in his memory…the grabby Cunt.
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Fuck me! You seem to have a strange family and a long memory.
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Scrounging extended family members-the gift that keeps “taking”.
Enjoy the Irish.
👍
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LOL….the best of it is that the Cunt was right all along…I did do him out of his money.
LOL
Evening, General.
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Fucking brilliant Sir Fidler-you are almost as big a cunt as I😂
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They better not change the name of this beloved site
Ah well if only they werent so woke and going about in cloud cuckoo land i think if boris read any of whats said about him and dr jekyl and mr hide i think the fay bastard would have a heart attack!still at least hes effectively told creepy joe to bollocks !
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OK but you must admit it´s a bit in your face, nest-ce pas? I personally never let my wife or servants know I am visiting it and occasionally refer to it as the “grumpy old men´s site”. What about “It´s Really Not On, Algernon” or “I Say Old Chap, What´s This All About?” or “Gadzooks. This Is Jolly Difficult to Get to Grips With Jeeves.” Or perhaps, “Nature Notes from Northumberland” edited by correspondent-at-large Ron Knee and Father Miles Plastic.
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If you got paid the same amount as some of these useless boffins for your opinion you would be spouting it all over….
I will only be glad when I see this whole shower dangling from lamp posts outside a fuel station somewhere with “I am a traitor” written on their cold bird pecked corpses.
On a lighter note, the vaccine is ready so all the sheep can line up for their dose of Windows 98
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On an even lighter note I heard Peter Sutcliffe is gravely ill with Covid and refusing treatment.
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Good for Pete.
And im not taking their untested miracle drug either!
They can shove it up their arse and fuck off.
I want nowt off those cunts.
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Nothing to worry about Mis. as I’ve been trialling it. No harmful effects so far apart from my hair turning blonde and I speak with a slight German accent!
😅
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Is it Bertie von Blunthousen Cunt now then? Don’t worry about the new tits either Bertie, I’m sure you will get used to them.
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Evening LL.
I was keeping the new tits quit as I don’t want anyone else fiddling with them apart from me.
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Ohh really?
Ive heard blondes have more fun!
And nothing sexier than a german accent!
Sign me up.
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Rest assured , your “tits” are safe around me. If the worst comes to the worst, can I have Percy Partot?
I love a bird with a filthy mouth😃
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Evening Bertie, better wear a baggy Christmas jumper for the IsAC get together at the clubhouse.
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This is wha5 happens when you take the vaccine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=WhAFR6tfSE0
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Bertie, you don’t need to worry until you put on about 15st. in weight and your mouth/chin resemble a wooden vent dummy…
Heil Merkel !
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There are plenty of kiddy fiddlers, rapists, peacefuls and other assorted detritus in prison. Test it on those bastards first. You can give them varying doses and them shower them with batshit soup.
Nobody cares if they all fucking die anyway. It’s paying their debt to society innit?
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Good idea.
Then gas them all.
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If the vaccine is made by Pfizer maybe it’ll have the side effect of giving you a raging hard-on!
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Excellent nom Bob.
Of course these dribbling twats never visit the high streets that are now festering hell holes filled with shuffling maskers looking in the windows of closed and never to open again shops. With a few weeks until Christmas the only positive for the high streets is that it has started to rain, which might clean it up a bit as the road sweepers are all working from home. All this second lockdown is doing is fucking the corpse of our economy. Thanks, Prime Minister. Thanks, Chief Scientist. Thanks, SAGE. Thanks for saving us from a disease that most of us will never even know we had.
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These lot aren’t interested in ordinary folk.We are the Plebs.Millions of people will lose their jobs because of all these scare mongers.Shoot them all.Twats.Test those lot first in Westminster.Stick your vaccine up your arse Satan Gates.
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Aside from being Far too complicated the graphs on telly shown by the three stooges Vallance, twatty and boris) aren’t screensafe so the writing is cut off. The BBC lap it up, local radio is full of long covid scare stories. Once this is all over there needs to be a witch hunt and the scaremongers need to be sacked, shot, hung, gassed and bummed…not in that order.
Who are these 70% wankers that want a stricter lockdown or have the BBC made that up as well? Fuckinghell fire.
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BBC are in line for some flak, over the Martin Bashir interview with Diana.
Forged documents ( bank statements ), used as a lever, to gain interview, and dirty old Aunty Beeb knew about it. Surely a criminal offence ?
Oh dear,
What a shame,
Never mind.
How long can the licence fee last for this corrupt organisation ?
Get To Fuck.
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Yeh I won’t shed too many tears at the demise of the BBC’s unctuous “Religious Affairs Correspondent”. Always seemed to trade on that Diana interview for years afterwards despite doing fuck all.
Reports are that he’s had major heart surgery and now has Covid. That seems a lethal combination and hopefully it’s not terminal as I like him to stay around to fight these disgraceful allegations being made against him.
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Plenty to be legitimately scared about. Like, the government.
A government that has:
Placed us under house arrest.
Reduced our freedoms; will they give it back?
Lied to the public with data.
Ruined the economy just so a few coffin dodgers can live a bit longer.
Placed all its faith in vaccinations;
Is now using GCHQ to target ‘anti-vax’ people – historical evidence shows that vaccinations do fuck people up.
This whole thing is medical tyranny and a fraud. The data shows it. It’s just a question of when enough people will open their eyes to it.
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I’m scared, I admit it, scared of all that you listed. My options are as follows:
1. Finish my amazing book and become rich (doubtful)
2. Buy some helium off Amazon and make an exit bag with readily available bin bags at home (plausible)
3. Go up to London and shoot myself in the head in Parliament Square (dramatic)
Cunters vote now
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Yup. I’m making my exit plans now too.
a. Run to the hills
b. Swift exit stage right
c. Go out in a blaze of glory
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I dont care if it adds 3in to your cock and gives you a dazzling smile, if the government want me to take it im not taking it.
And any other advice they have I’ll do the opposite.
Fuck them
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Fuck me I’d have to tuck the bell end into my socks if it did that.
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Shortarse …. :o)
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Hold-ups aren’t classed as socks.
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#MeToo, Miserable.
They tell us to look left and right and left again before crossing the road – FUCK that!
Why not right and left and right again? Typical lefty bias.
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Aye Ruff, im sueing them over exactly that dangerous narrow minded advice!
I looked left
I looked right
And scaffolding fell on me!
Once again the tories nearly killed me with ill thought out advice.
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Theyre saying about masks again, that cheating skellington fucking bag of bone Biden.
“Its not to protect you
Its to protect others
You could kill someone”
Fuck off Joe.
Ever cross your mind I WANT to kill others?
Namely YOU.😷
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Latest government advice, do not become gay and do not take it up the ass. 😂
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You just wanna bum my fine arse!
😀
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I’m not sure about this Government advice! 😱
Luckilyy Miss chesty the barmaid is making my tea – I might try it on her instead!
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I want the vaccine, I want the vaccine 😂
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The union flags that festoon the mall should be removed and replaced with politicians and journalists…. trators the lot of them.
They are brainwashing people with fear.
I’ve even seen people on newspaper comments sections (the lass reads them, not me) saying that they want the army to come out and enforce the lockdown. Fucking retarded brainwashed cunts…. OPPRESS ME HARDER DADDY.
As for the vaccine, give it to the bames first. About time the cunts were useful for something.
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Medical experts..
Who just happen to have had a lump of money from the Gates Foundation (Chris Whitty) and £600,000 worth of shares in a pharma company (Sir Patrick Vallance).
Line up for your thalidomide – it’s probably perfectly safe but just to cover our arses legally part of the condition of taking it is you can’t sue if you happen to be one of the 10% with “adverse effects” and it’s entirely voluntary of course.
Initially.
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Twhitty is now a member of the executive for the W. H. O.
Good boy Christopher, have a peanut.
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Vaccines contain antibodies, antibodies consist of the virus, congratulations, you are now CV positive.
FFS, don’t die or you’ll join the list of Covid casualties.
Test it on Bozo, Gates, SAGE, half witty and unvallanced first.
Little yellow bastards.
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This vaccine that is touted doesn’t have antibodies; it has monkey RNA in it. Sounds fucking horrendous.
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It’s going to be funny when all these conspiracy theory flat earth bellends are queuing up to have the vaccine. Well, I say fuck ’em. Any cunt who has put it about that this illness isn’t real and that nobody has died from it should be banned from having it. Cunts
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Hi Norman, not quite a conspiracy bod but you can take it from me that I’m in absolutely NO hurry to have this shite injected into me.
I wear the mask of shame and keep my distance but that’s where my cooperation ends….I fucking hate having my house full of people so that’s actually an advantage to me.
Today I could’ve been electrocuted at work, squashed by a city centre bus, killed by a drink driver or dropped dead from any number of things…hasn’t happened and I don’t need the likes of fraudsters like Boris and his phony boloney cod science friends to protect me.
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People are dying. But unless you’ve done the science yourself – personally I don’t own an electron microscope – then you can only be 99% sure, never 100%, that the explanation given is actually the truth. You have to trust the word of some cunt you don’t even know.
I’m a cynic and have little faith that others can’t be corrupted or bought off. Personally I do think there’s actually a reasonable case for questioning the validity of the virus/germ theory.
As for vaccines. There’s way, way too much money involved for me to trust a single fucking claim of the pharma industry or science surrounding vaccines. Am I anti-vax? Maybe, I remain open minded though.
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The presence of these armies of cunts calling themselves ‘experts’ is due to the plague of rolling news across multiple channels and endless online newspaper ‘commentary‘.
There are just too many hours to be filled and plenty of idiots – invariably of libtard persuasion- with too much time on their hands to fill the vacuum.
Wall to wall Covid and US election coverage is the gift that keeps on giving as far as these cunts are concerned.
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Must also be a blessing in disguise for Andrew Porchester _&$peedough Windsor…
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As of Monday at 1945 hrs the BBC online Election website prominently states “46 out of 50 States counted”.
If true that’s piss poor by the Yanks one week on and it allows all the above blather to go on. And on. And on. (Repeat seemingly forever…..)
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Small but significant anti lockdown protests in Liverpool and Manchester today. The coppers weren’t fucking about, nicking cunts right, left and centre. No taking the knee there.
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Personally I’ll never trust or go out of my way to help the police ever again. They’ve demonstrated this year without a doubt that they are politicised and not here to serve the public.
Won’t bother with pie keys, BLM, StinkyRebellion, but as soon as people want to remember those who actually died to protect our freedom or want to protest being locked down they get heavy? Get to fuck, you political whores.
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These fuckers turned up at my local in a van to make sure everyone was being law abiding citizens for last night in the pubs but never seen the rest of the year. Hence vandalism and theft is a regular theme even here in the sticks.
Useless, lazy cowards.
Fuck them
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TT FtF@ – wait while the national protest happens in December.
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Trump had all the right instincts and policies for this shit show of a Chinese bio weapon attack and just a couple of days after the election the vaccine lands in Bidens lap. Cunts.
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Funny that😉
I hear Chinese (mandarin), to be part of the national curriculum by next semester.
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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For the avoidance of all doubt-the above said in jest.
At least, I fucking hope so 😳
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The cunts can stick their vaccine up their ringpieces
Strange how they can get a vaccine for a chinkyflu in less than a year but can’t get one for normal flu or the common cold
And is it a coincidence that the vaccine has been found now the Orange man has been kicked out of the Whitehouse and the kiddy sniffer is moving in?
Fuck’em
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Biden is not President, and if he does steal it alI can can say is be careful what 5% wished for.
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If this vaccine works, then all available supplies should be shipped to Africa because black lives matter.
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Speaking of opinionated arseholes I have heard that our favourite snowflake the one and only Owen Jones has been given the grand order or the boot up his well worn jacksy by the Granuiad.
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Currently rattling his begging bowel to fund his own media “empire”.
The fucking ridiculous little cock muncher😂😂😂
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The cunt is starting his own youtube channel but the grabbing arse bandit has been begging for money to fund it
https://youtu.be/Obifq9BenXM
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Owen Jones the face I would never tire of punching.
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Born in Sheffield, raised in Manchester, lives in London, bummed everywhere.
Couldn’t have happened to a nicer cunt.
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He’ll have an arse like a Wigan Rosette
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more like the dartford tunnel
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The faggot should fill his mouth full of cock so we don’t have to hear his leftie poofboy whining.
Anyone who pays money to listen to his constant bullshit must be some sort of cunt.
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