It may not have escaped the attention of cunters that there is currently a lot of activity around the ownership of certain God forsaken arse end islands, mainly French, dotted across the South Seas. Even old Blighty has received rumblings of discontent if not blatant insurrection from former staunch and well bribed members of the Commonwealth such as the Maldives, Jamaica and Barbados. So wazzup bro?

Chests o’gold me hearties , treasure beyond imagining cuz, and all down to ownership of a piss hole island and better yet a chain of islands that all come with miles of undersea territory per island with mineral rights attached. Uncle Rasta’s biggest score ever and all legit. Cousin Jonny Frog is on a mega score as well because the cunts still retain vast numbers of pissoirs or island colonies on the quiet despite being a lead member of the EU.

How so? In 1945 the all conquering Yanks pioneered the idea of owning oceans by promoting the theory of extended continental shelf of submerged landmass – claiming a continent did not end at the shoreline but ownership by a nation extended into the ocean. Prior to this, countries could only lay claim to the land extending 22 nautical miles (22km) from land’s end.

Over 40 percent of the world’s oceans have already been assigned to legal continental shelves, i.e. a land mass extended from the continent itself to the continental margin which is between the shoreline and the shelf break (where land slopes further into the water). Claims on expanded geological continental shelves make up another 10 percent of the ocean – a process riddled with loopholes and Froggy fraud. It is now projected that around 57 percent of the oceans will eventually be under the control of coastal states.

As new discoveries of oil and gas continue to fuel greed to claim sole rights to the ocean bed, bent geologists are used squabble over competing undersea land grabs. Trust The Science. We all know about that one.

Thus I give you Elie Jarmache above, a central casting Froggie cunt with a typical line in smirks, eye rolling, contemptuous sneers, shrugs , arm semaphores and garlic breath. The cunt fronts the French Maritime Law Commission tasked with carving up the Maritime Zones of the World for the benefit of La Belle France.

“Science is decisive for expanding the continental shelf, because all the petitions are based on science. Geological data, seismic data, scientific studies. Everything depends on this information. You can’t go to the Commission on the Limits of the Continental Shelf and say, ‘I am a member of the Security Council and want to expand my country’s continental shelf.’ That’s not how it works. Politics has no place here.”

While you laugh that one off, unfortunately poor old Blighty has gone asleep at the wheel rather over the murky doings beneath the sea. A veritable undersea land grab and hoovering of mineral rights, territorial rights, oil rights, gas and sand. Sand? Sand is the new gold in a world of concrete and rapidly depleting reserves and vanishing beaches.

Where does that leave us in our Post Brexit New Nationhood? Back of the queue Blighty as usual.

Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke

It appears that everyone’s (least) favourite little Communist agitator and certified soy-boy has started up a new patreon.

I guess champagne socialists still need to make money. The world has gone completely off the rails in 2020 and it seems so does Comrade Owen.

In just one day he has managed to get 1,300 people to subscribe to his little capitalist enterprise. I’ll certainly give him his credit where it’s due in managing to get such a high number of followers. There are 6 tiers of membership that you can pay ranging from £4 a month to £129.50 a month while claiming all tiers are equal!! That means if you pay only £4 you’re on equal footing with someone who’s dumped £125.50 more!!!

Now why would anyone pay more than the lowest tier to watch and listen to this twat? Actually, you don’t need to answer that one. These people are following Owen Jones so logic, common sense and the ability to think for think for themselves has obviously never been their biggest skill anyway!!

So what’s on this new channel?? I’m sure you can all guess – challenging the powerful, confronting injustice and fighting the “far-right”. Basically, the usual buzzwords his braindead followers love to hear.

He also claims all the money is going to hire staff to work on his channel. He’s obviously too lazy to do it himself, and he even says he’s going to pay them union wage. Now there was another left-wing media outlet that tried the same thing last year and the staff ended up staging a protest!!!

It looks like work at the Guardian might be drying up now that Owen has helped Labour lose 2 elections in a row with the last one by a monumental amount!!!

Socialism might not be free but hypocrisy is priceless…..

Nominated by: Cunt me in

…and seconded by Quick Draw McGraw

Owen Jones. Yes, that smug, self important little spunk monkey. It seems the Guardian have begun to tire of this ridiculous little tit, and have cut his YouTube channel. Never one to willingly be silenced, Jones has decided to set up his own YouTube channel with which to spout his far left bullshit. He’s also set up a Patreon account with six levels of membership, which range in price from £3 up to £116. The lower three levels are titled “Grassroots”, “Comrade” and “Solidarity”. Can you imagine being so stupid that you would be willing to pay a single penny for the privilege of hearing this fragile, egotistical twat talk bollocks? I can’t. Apparently though, there are some who are SO stupid, they’re willing to part with up to £116.

There’s talk that the Guardian won’t be renewing Jones’ contract when it’s up, which would be one of the smartest things they’ve ever done. Whether it’s true or not remains to be seen. However, it seems that supposedly arch anti-capitalist, Jones has decided to find himself another payday, via capitalism, just in case. Tantrum Boy is no stranger to hypocrisy, back in 2017 he publicly called for Corbyn to quit as leader, then pretended he didn’t really mean it when Corbyn won the leadership contest. Something he took an enormous amount of shit for, and still does, from the demented retards of Momentum.

YouTube is already awash with cunts who think they’re experts on everything, especially politics, why the fuck would anyone want to subscribe to the channel of Tantrum Boy, a man sized toddler who, during some of his previous televised appearances, has spat his dummy out and stormed out of the interview when presented with facts that challenge the bullshit he threw out, because he was unable to counter or refute them? And now he expects people to PAY hear him talk shit.

Fuck off Jones.

The midget Nazi and her cretins appear to have criminalised parents who smack their children.

“Scottish people who see a parent smacking their child should dial 999, Nicola Sturgeon’s government says”. Daily Mail.

Why do people vote for this insidious, little dictator? In Scotland drug abuse is off the scale and as a result theft, muggings, robbery etc continues unabated. Knife crime is rife in towns and mainly by the gingers and not the B. – Lackeys as it is in England. So this wee cunt thinks that smacking your own child’s bottom from a simple misdemeanour should be reported to the police via a 999 call.

What an absolute waste of time and resources. Sod the real crime lets have the blues and twos speeding down the road to arrest and charge the mum that has smacked her 4 year old backside for stepping into the road.

No doubt the woke do do-gooder’s leaf eating compost compiling shit for brains social scientists will bark on about creating a non violent society. Yeah more like a society full of ass holes spouting rights and never showing any responsibilities.

If my kids went to touch the sodding fire when they were little I’d smack their backside and say burn. They never did burn themselves because they learned. pretty much straight away. not to hurt themselves and right from wrong. Lecturing a small child is like like trying to “teach a pig to sing”, (long rider a good blog site). Pointless.

Another quote to finish ” a beaten boy is a better boy” school master Glodstone in Tom Sharpe’s Vintage stuff..

A beaten wee krankie a beater Scotland.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

(More here – DA  https://inews.co.uk/news/scotland/smacking-ban-scotland-becomes-first-uk-country-752536)

(Pat Thane – looks like a well used air-raid shelter – DA)

The BBC news website carries this headline and goes on to discuss a load of balls produced by academics including Professor Pat Thane and another academic from our favourite university, Queen Mary College.

Hull ,Coventry and Portsmouth are cited as cities which were heavily bombed and today have high levels of social deprivation which have existed since before WW2. The attempted correlation between current urban deprivation and the number of bombs dropped is absolute bollocks. There is no mention of the most heavily bombed city ,London, presumably because it does not fit the warped model.

The cities subjected to the blitz were military and strategic targets. Coventry, Derby etc were major engineering centres which enjoyed high wages relative to the rest of the country; this continued in Coventry until the 1970s and still have exists in Derby.

Today , declining seaside towns such as Blackpool, Skegness, Hastings etc have high levels of deprivation ; I do not think that they were Luftwaffe targets.

It is so disappointing that alleged academics can produce such tosh. It is little wonder that students such duds if they have to listen such ‘experts’.

Nominated by: Guzziguy 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-54834759

MEP’s deserve a nomination.

Demonstrating perfectly, why the UK was right to vote to leave that corrupt cesspit, MEP’s have been whinging because their £300 per DAY living allowance is being cut, because they’re not able to attend the EU parliament due to the Flu Manchu.

“IT’S NOT FAIR. WE’LL BE FORCED INTO PENURY” these selfish, out of touch, self-important twats are screaming. Well, no, motherfuckers, what’s not fair is that hundreds of thousands (with more to follow) of people across the EU have lost their jobs due to lockdowns.

What’s not fair, is that unimportant cunts like MEP’s even receive a £300 per day allowance, when they already receive a salary of around £100,000 per year. THAT is what isn’t fair.

Anyone going to shed a tear for these poor, hard done by Euro cunts? No? Oh well.

Nominated by: Quick Draw McGraw